What Do the Kids from 'A Christmas Story' Look Like Now?
WHOA. Ralphie grew up to be kinda hot if you’re into that Chris Pine sort of thing,
and that might make you feel very, very strange. Come along; get your weird feelings on as we check out the cast of 1983’s A Christmas Story.
Ralphie Parker, played by Peter Billingsley
Now (age 44):
Very Chris Pine, no? Unfortunately if you are a Chris Pine fan, today’s not really the day…
Randy Parker, played by Ian Petrella
Now (2012, age 40):
Flick, played by Scott Schwartz
Now (age 47):
Scut, played by Zack Ward
Now (age 45):
Schwartz, played by R.D. Robb
Now (2012, age 43, with Billingsley and Ward):
Grover Dill, played by Yano Anaya
Now (2013, age 43):
Well, that’s a lot of change (thirty-two years) to digest in only a few seconds, but no worries. You can still get yourself an exact replica of the leg lamp, Ralphie’s Red Ryder BB gun, and even his pink bunny suit (although…why gods, WHY?), and pretend everything’s the same.
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