Watch a Pinked-Out, Vulvalicious Gwyneth Paltrow Sing Broadway Rap Songs with Fallon
I can’t believe I just typed that headline. Is she wearing this on purpose? I mean, she has to be WEARING THIS ON PURPOSE. A purposeful, pink, please-pay-attention-to-my-p*ssy pantsuit?
Gwyneth has got to be pranking us, right? Because no grown person would seriously wear that thing in public, never mind on a popular late-night talk show, and then stand up and sing so we could get the full effect of her ensemble…unless she was pranking us.
Anyway, here she is in all her glory. On the plus side, the songs are fun, but I challenge you not to focus on it.
“Got a million things I’d rather do than be fucking with you.” Mmm-hmm.
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