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The Miley Cyrus Wax Figure Is the Scariest Thing You'll See Today

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 20, 2015 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 20, 2015 |


The wicked monsters at Madame Tussaud’s exist for one purpose: art. Terrifying art. They have a second summer home in the Uncanny Valley and want you to have scary, wax-coated dreams. Their latest creations is no different.

What you’re about to see is a wax figure of Miley Cyrus. It is also a heaping spoonful of nightmare juice.

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GAH. PHYLLIS DILLER.

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GAH. PHYLLIS DILLER SLIDING DOWN A PINK GARDEN SLUG.