The Best and Worst Celebrity April Fools' Attempts

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | April 1, 2016 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | April 1, 2016 |


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THE TITLE IS FALSE. THERE ARE NO BEST ATTEMPTS. THIS DAY IS A LIE, AN ACT OF FOLLY, MAN’S DESPERATE QUEST TO PROLONG OUR JOURNEY TOWARD DEATH. ON WE TOIL IN THE CRUSHING DARKNESS OF MORTALITY, THE EVER-APPROACHING VOID OF NOTHINGNESS AND DESPAIR OF THE UNKNOWN.

Anyway. Here are some dumb things famous people have done on April Fools’ Day.

Justin Bieber Joining One Direction

HE DID NOT JOIN ONE DIRECTION. THE SOBS OF THE CHILDREN ONLY FUEL HIS CRUEL, FEARLESS LAUGHTER. TIME MARCHES FORTH. THE JOKE IS ON HUMANITY.

Tom Brady’s Injury

Jordan's crossover is no joke!

Posted by Tom Brady on Wednesday, April 1, 2015

HE MOCKS HIS HEALTH AND PHYSICAL PROWESS, LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF A GOD WHO LISTENS NOT.

Joe Jonas and Hailee Steinfeld’s Pregnancy

THEY WERE NEITHER TOGETHER NOR WERE THEY REPRODUCING, MOCKING CREATION AND GUTTING THE NOTION OF LOVE LIKE A FISH FILLED WITH PAIN AND SUFFERING. ALSO PREGNANCY PRANKS ARE STUPID.

That Jessica Lowndes/Jon Lovitz Thing

His hands are wise and tell a thousand stories… #smitten #hatersgonnahate 🙊❤️👻 snap: realjlowndes

A photo posted by Jessica Lowndes (@jessicalowndes) on

HE IS OLD AND SHE IS YOUNG. HIS HAND IS ON HER THIGH AND WE RETCH BUT IT IS THE UNIVERSE THAT RETCHES AT US, ITS HAND ON THE THIGH OF OUR DREAMS AS THEY SLIP THROUGH ITS FINGERS.

Happy April, everyone! Super great day!


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