Taylor Swift Fell Down Some Stairs on New Year's Eve
It’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like and even her formal performance running pants couldn’t save her. Look. I never said I was a good person.
She’s fine. It was a minor stumble. She bounced back up like any clumsy girl in any of the adorable romantic comedies Taylor lives her life like. DON’T SHAME ME. YOU LEAVE THAT IN 2014. It’s New Year’s, people, we probably ALL fell down some stairs.
UGH, FINE. I’ll check on her.
She’s fine. Welcome to New York, Ambassador Taylor. The stairs there are pretty much as prone to making you do that slip-slidey-butt thing as any other place.
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