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So You're a Celebrity Baby: A Pajiba Manual for Better Living

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | January 12, 2012 | Comments ()

With these guidelines, you will live a healthy, happy existence as the product (or by-product) of two extremely wealthy, famous and crazy people. There will be times you'll wish you could have been born to someone, anyone, mildly less famous, as it's the really big fame that causes the crazy, but, someday, when you're handed a clothing line or record deal, you'll thank them.

Godspeed, tiny future nightmare. Godspeed.

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