Our Little Miley Cyrus is a Woman Now
Teen Ho Miley brought us such wonders throughout the years. Wonders liked hacked cellphone underwear pics, faux-outrage at her own topless Annie Leibovitz photos, pole dancing on award shows, underboob tattoos, making a slant-eye face, giving an older man a lapdance at a wrap party (her dad, in the creepy vein of Joe Simpson, said "that's what people her age do") and, of course, dressing up like a Lady Gaga nightmare bird and calling it a music video.
We'll miss you underage Miley. And we greet this new legal future with all the Federlines in the world.
As we say goodbye to Jailbait Miley, let's look back on her most wonderful asset: her duckface.
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