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SPLOOSH: Oscar Isaac Plus Puppy Sets Twitter Aflame, Lions Raging

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | May 18, 2016 | Comments ()

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | May 18, 2016 |


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Oh, Oscar Isaac. You’ve been slyly sexy for years. But it wasn’t until recently that the world fully understood the breadth of your talents and baeness. Whether you were douchebro-ing it up in Ex Machina, folking out in Inside Llewyn Davis, or fueling slash fic with Star Wars: The Force Awakens, you’ve been driving us wild. But this.

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This Rolling Stone cover is too much. It’s just not fair! SOME OF US NEED TO WORK AND NOT BE LURED FOREVER BACK TO YOUR ENCHANTING BEDROOM EYES + ADORABLE DOG PAL!

Twitter responded about how you’d expect.

But that’s not all. In the accompanying Rolling Stone cover story, our crushing-it crush gives his thoughts on weed (“I should’ve been doing this a long time ago!”), Trump (“definitely irritating”), and on being The Internet’s Boyfriend, saying—presumably with a playful smirk and dreamy gaze—“The Internet never struck me as being into monogamous relationships. It’s very promiscuous, the Internet.”

Isaac also shared some lyrics to a song he’s writing. Gird your lions:

“I have released myself from fear,
But I go crazy when you’re not here.
Anything worth doing is worth doing in bed,
The life that I see is a life I’m ready to begin.
It took me a while, but now I welcome you in…”

Now all together:

Kristy Puchko met Isaac once, and it got weird and wonderful.


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