Merry Christmas From the Kardashians
In the words of Mame, we need a little Christmas. Right this very minute. Zombies on the stairwell, orange boyfriends in it.
Let us now bask in the holiday glory of a merry family filled with love and laughter in their legitimately real family Christmas card.
Happy holidays, everyone. To all a good episode of Dynasty. And may your Muppet shoulder sleeves grow green and proud.