Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do
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Mad Shopping, Bro: Zac Efron Skateboards Around the Grocery Store Like Cool People Do

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | January 7, 2014 | Comments ()


What’s it like to be cool? Fuck, man, we will never know. Because we’ve never slapped on our best knit cap with our indoor sunglasses, rolled up our jeans like a fucking baller, slapped on some linen Toms like a goddamn boss and rolled through fucking Whole Foods like the coolest kid on the planet, Zac Efron. He’s living life in ways you can’t even comprehend, broseph.


“Man, I am just rolling up on this Kashi like it ain’t no thing and I am pretty much finding my oat-rolled bliss. Man.”


“Damn, I forgot shelled pistachios. Thank God I can get to that aisle exactly 2 mph faster than everyone else here. Life is so awesome when you’re Ef-running this bitch.”


“It’s like, do I want Nutella or do I want a more organic fair trade hazelnut spread? And isn’t that, like, a metaphor? For life? Fuck I’m deep. My still waters Ef-run deep.”


“Pose. Werk. Wet your lips. I MEAN UM WHATEVER, BRAH.”


“This board gets heavy sometimes. Like my feelings. I should totes hydrate with a sparkling tange water, yo.”


“Time for Effing-ron to make a muthahfuckin’ quiche. Peace, bitches. Namaste. I hope you all find your own grocery bliss. See you in Aisle ENLIGHTENMENT, maybe.”

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  • I know it's slightly douchey, but grocery skating bedamned, it's nice to seen an Angeleno out of their SUV.

  • luthien26

    I HOPE that was what was going through his head. Because it makes this series of photos so much better. :)

  • zeke_the_pig
  • Aaron Schulz

    i love that picture a little more everytime i see it, and i totally had that ducktales poster, came with an issue of NP, thats what rad dudes call nintendo power.

  • zeke_the_pig

    You and me both, mate

  • There'll Be Pancakes

    Would I still hit it? Yes, I would. Yes, I would. But I'd be enraged through the whole thing

  • firedmyass

    That is my favorite kind of "it."

  • ViciousTrollop

    Bet on it, Courtney!

  • Robert

    Let's see. I've worn a wool hat before when it's cold. I have been stuck wearing sunglasses inside when I left my prescription non-sunglasses at home on a run to the store. I'm sort, so I've had to roll up my jeans as a stop-gap measure until I have time to tailor them. So close to being cool.

  • L.O.V.E.

    As a southern californian who used to go to college classes barefoot and has spent many days on a board, I say, "Not cool, bro."

  • zeke_the_pig

    Pics or it didn't happen

  • L.O.V.E.

    I always figured you for a foot-fetishist. Its $5 a toe, and I accept Pay Pal.

  • zeke_the_pig

    I don't. The cheque is in the mail. Let's test that 'neither rain nor snow' mantra out.

  • L.O.V.E.

    I am going to go out on a LIMB, and assume you prefer these feet to mine. Enjoy.

  • zeke_the_pig

    Some might call you a pusher.
    I'd call you a friend.

  • Abby

    Looks like it's actually Gelson's, which makes it even more ridiculous, because I bet that this sort of thing happens all the time at WF, but is probably a bit more rare at Gelson's.

  • ErinLane6

    I once saw Zach Efron on a NYC subway platform. I caught myself staring at this creature who had the most perfect skin I'd ever seen, I thought he must be a model or alien. Then I saw some super defined eyebrows behind aviator shades and knew it. I was kind of "meh" about him at the time, but had a college roommate who was obsessed, so I enjoyed the moment for her. Also, he is a very pretty man.
    To confirm, because no one believed me even though running into a b+ list (to an adult, at least) celebrity in New York City isn't all that insane, I checked to see if he was filming in the area that week. Sure enough he was, and was photographed wearing the same sunglasses and hat I creepily stared at him in. What an exciting life.

  • Can I just say, I love that almost all of these are watermarked ""? It's just so perfect.

  • JJ

    He's a white Californian in his mid-twenties. I thought this was S.O.P.?

  • Bob Genghis Khan

    One week in to 2014 and we already have our Post of the Year.

    Take a bow, ma'am.

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    ██ ██ ██ █ ██ █ ██ ͨ█ ͨ██ █ ██ █ ██ █ ██ █ █As a southern californian who used to go to college classes barefoot and has spent many days on a board, I say, "Not cool, bro."

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