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Lindsay Lohan, This Is An Instagram Photoshopping Intervention

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 12, 2015 | Comments ()

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 12, 2015 |



Lindsay Lohan has discovered that, through the power of Photoshop, she can have the kind of bodacious behind that one would normally have to, like, eat food to obtain (gross!) The issue is she’s REALLY bad at it.

Here’s what she did last time:

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Here’s the problem area:

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Her caption was hilariously “#mycalvins are helping me fight off my chikungunya 😘 hehe” referring to the DEADLY MOSQUITO DISEASE she was telling people she had, which is why she couldn’t do her community service, if you were wondering if she really had a deadly case of the mosquitoes. Unless the mosquitoes give you a jagged ass and a crooked countertop with products that can float in ungodly ways.

And here’s her latest effort:

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Please direct your eyes to her posterior region, more specifically the door frame next to it.

She tried. She failed. People noticed.

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She’s hardly the first to face this struggle. Even Her Lordship Beyoncé has struggled. So, to all stars, I ask that you do yourself this one solid: invest in a decent graphic designer for these things, or watch a couple YouTube Photoshop tutorials. Get your lives together, people. Like I did in this #NoFilter photo. See? You can’t even tell I messed with it?

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It’s all about minimal intervention and a steady hand.


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