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Leave Britney Alone. Really.

By Courtney Enlow | Posted Under Celebrities Are Better than You | Comments (62)



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Last week, Carson Daly took to Twitter to express his rage (don’t they all?) at being unable to get an uncensored, unedited interview with Britney Spears. As someone who’s known Spears since she was just 15-years-old, Daly was incensed at the idea that he needed to pre-tape their interview and submit it to her team to edit and doctor.

Years ago, this would not have been necessary. For the Spears of today, this is standard operating procedure.

Love her, hate her, endeared to her or annoyed by her, it is impossible to argue that Spears is a star. A star who was once capable of speaking on her own, without the assistance of editing or coaching. But times have changed. To show her in her unedited form would be humiliating to the Britney that was, because that Britney is gone.

So why won’t people just let her go?

For years, the stock complaint of every magazine, blogger, critic and general Britney loather is that she lip syncs. She’s auto-tuned. She doesn’t write her own music. Now, she’s lost the ability to dance, to interview, and to perform to the extent she used to.

And people still love every hair extension on her head. Such is the star quality of Spears: people love her unconditionally, despite her inability to do much of anything at this point.

It is the nature of the pop culture public to kick stars when they’re down. We point and laugh when Charlie Sheen bombs in his Torpedo of Truth Tour, we roll our eyes as Lindsay Lohan falls down outside of a nightclub despite her proclaimed “sobriety”. But, with Spears, it’s different. Because maybe all of these individuals are unwell, but Britney seems the most vulnerable.

If I’m starting to sound like a broken record who’s written these words too many times, that’s because I am. She breaks my heart. She grabbed a pair of clippers and shaved her head in public because she, and I quote “didn’t want anyone touching her anymore” and people thought it was hilarious. She locked herself and her child in a bathroom and had to be hospitalized and people had the audacity to laugh about it. She, a grown woman, has been under the conservatorship of her father for three years now and people still refuse to recognize the gravity of her illness. By that same token, people refuse to recognize that she is no longer capable of being the performer she once was. Or the person.

To call Britney Spears an “artist” has never been accurate, but Christ could that girl put on a show. She was an entertainer, through and through. But now, through illness and medication, she is no longer that entertainer. And, yet, people still hold her to those same standards.

Should they?

On one hand, perhaps this is fair. She still commands the same ticket prices. Her albums still sell millions of copies. She is still a commodity.

That said, by “she,” I mean Britney Spears, the corporation. Britney Spears, the woman, is another story.

Britney Spears, the woman, is someone who suffered a serious break not too long ago. Someone who, legally, is no longer capable of making decisions for herself. Someone who is now officially a puppet, a ragdoll thrown onstage, made to dance around as much as she is able while her mouth moves. And she’s not out there trying to score attention or interviews or further infamy. Britney is generally photographed at Starbucks or her kid’s baseball games. She’s not hurting anyone. She’s just existing. And she’s stalked at every turn, attacked at every action. To say she is not a tragic figure is not just insensitive, it is an act of ignorance about her status as a paparazzi target, mental illness, and her condition, whatever that condition may be.

Some say it’s bipolar disorder, some say it’s a personality disorder, some say it is a nervous breakdown following years of an unnatural fame lifestyle. Whatever it is, this is someone no longer there. Someone who is now a business, a show pony, responsible for the welfare of her family and management team who rely on her for money, while she is obviously incapable of doing her job, but also any other job. She lives a life that is no longer about her.

So what do you do?

With the Lohans and Charlie Sheens of the world, it’s easy to say ignore them, let them hit rock bottom and disappear. That’s not the case with Spears. She’s hit rock bottom. She’s still there. She exists presently only as vapors of disease. But she’s still loved, so so loved. And people will buy her albums no matter what, buy concert tickets no matter what. And I think that’s okay. It would seem, at this point, her fans are the only ones who really care about her, or at least whatever “her” there still exists to care about. It would also seem that, while she’s no longer truly able to perform, performing is the only thing she’s capable of doing. So, while it’s absolutely heartrending to see this person, this victim of fame and the machine, at least maybe it’s something that makes her happy. And, in a world where no one will help her, choosing instead to laugh and mock, honestly, I just want the best for her. Whatever the best might be. Maybe it’s a break, maybe it’s a tiny bit of freedom, maybe it’s long periods of hospitalization and treatment. Who knows? We may never, because she can’t seem to get it.

So, for the Carson Dalys of the world who cannot comprehend why they aren’t able to show the world what she’s become, for the tabloids who continue to photograph and exploit her, for the society who laughs at her current state, while still holding her to a standard which she is no longer capable of meeting, just leave her alone. Let her be, whatever it is she may be. Because right now, she’s no longer able to be anything else.

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Comments

perfectly said.

Posted by: kjanet at April 5, 2011 2:06 PM

I love Britney. Love her. I don't care that she can't sing. I don't care that she doesn't write her songs. I don't even care that she's a bit of a nutter. Girl is an entertainer. And when she's on, she's fucking ON.

Posted by: Scully at April 5, 2011 2:10 PM

Well done. The girl needs a damned break.

Posted by: Melody at April 5, 2011 2:14 PM

This reminds me of that South Park episode about her, which I thought was one of the most disturbingly spot-on things that Matt and Trey have done. We truly can be a society of sociopathic leeches sometimes.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 5, 2011 2:22 PM

i started in a.a. just a few months before she really fell apart (or, at least, became more public about it), and what i said in a meeting still holds true: i was really, really lucky to go through my complete meltdown privately, far far away from the madding crowd. celebrities (even the stupid ones) really kinda deserve to fall apart without us laughing at them.

Posted by: matty blue at April 5, 2011 2:33 PM

well said and i agree 100%. i still hold out hope she'll get better.. (her sickness, not her performances... i still think they rock.)

Posted by: tracey at April 5, 2011 2:33 PM

This is such compassionate writing. Really, just great stuff.

And I have to say -- I've been feeling this way since the head-shaving incident.

Thanks for putting it into such beautiful words.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at April 5, 2011 2:34 PM

I love me some Britney. She's the epitome of "peaked in high school", but I still like her. E-mail My Heart will probably be my wedding song.

Posted by: Sofia at April 5, 2011 2:39 PM

This will make for a great biopic someday....

Posted by: Mariazinha at April 5, 2011 2:41 PM

Well said, Courtney. When celebrities really go off the rails (per the head shaving incident or Charlie Sheen's latest explosions), I can't laugh but pity their very public breakdown. I wish her and her children nothing but the best.

Posted by: bonnie at April 5, 2011 2:43 PM

I wasn't even aware she still had any kind of public profile or professional life. if i had to guess, i would have thought she went off peoples radars close to a decade ago. it's really gross that a person can't just bow out and get on with their lives, but the media will keep tracking them until they say fuck it.

Posted by: idleprimate at April 5, 2011 2:49 PM

Well said. Most have probably already seen Craig Ferguson's amazing thoughts on the subject, but if you haven't:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bbaRyDLMvA

Posted by: beckster at April 5, 2011 2:56 PM

...but did you taste the corn?! It's amazing.

Posted by: The Unabeefer at April 5, 2011 2:58 PM

I've no problem pointing and laughing at Charlie Sheen, because, well, he's a misogynistic, violent asshole.

Britney Spears? I'm content to simply forget her, and I get the feeling that deep down, that may well be what she wants needs. I certainly bear her no ill will.

As opposed to Sheen, who could get harpooned in the face and I wouldn't blink.

Posted by: Exploding Head Syndrome at April 5, 2011 2:58 PM

All these behaviors you ascribe to "people" -- laughing at Britney, stalking her, loving her in spite of her failings -- do not in any way apply to me. I'll laugh at Charlie Sheen' hubris, sure, but I've never felt anything for Britney Spears but pity.

Posted by: Todd at April 5, 2011 2:59 PM

your article has finally helped me form a question that has been evading me for years: If there is no denying that Britney is a "Star"- what exactly does that now portend for the meaning of the word "Star"?

Sure she sells records. But she's talentless and a mess and not really all that sympathetic.

This is not what I want my stars to be made of.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at April 5, 2011 3:04 PM

@Scully - sorry, but she hasn't been "on" in forever.

I have never loved Britney. I have always despised who she is as an entertainer. I can and do have a lot of sympathy for her as a person and I definitely DO recognize that she is a product of the adults in her life who used and abused her for their own ends.

That being said, the only way this will end is if she makes it end. It's been way too long for us to still be blaming handlers and evil lucre for her disastrous comeback attempts. She is a friggin adult now and capable of making decisions just like the rest of us a-holes who don't get congratulatory eightballs for simply showing up. Or in Brit's case, showing up and failing like some bank CEO.

If Britney wants to be left alone (which I do not believe she does. It's reported that she calls the papps herself), she needs to stop with the ill-advised comebacks and maybe write a friggin children's book or something. The only reason she getting torn to shreds is because she keeps trying to conjure "it" and does not have "it" anymore. Or can't bring "it" when the time comes.

The only major difference between Brit and Lilo is their particular mental illness. Britney appears to be a bit lost when she appears in public. A kind of dysphoria, whereas Lyndsey's excursions and escapades border on flat out bat-shit delusional.

In many ways Brit is indeed a more sympathetic figure, because of the sadness in her eyes, the loneliness of her life. Lindsey is belligerent and snotty and entitled and it's much easier to hate her, deserved or not.

Posted by: Protoguy at April 5, 2011 3:10 PM

@beckster. thank you, thank you, thank you for the link. i can't tell you how much that stabbed at me.

craig ferguson is amazing.

Posted by: matty blue at April 5, 2011 3:12 PM

@idleprimate
I disagree with the belief that the media keep hounding her out of retirement. I agree that media (us) hound her, but I do not believe that this is why she keeps trying or can't have a private life. There are many examples of superstars with pap appeal who manage to stay out of the camera eye. Johnny Depp (I know, older male stars are different) is the best example I can think of off the top of my head, but it is totally possible to do it.

I do believe that it's likely there are prolly 1 or 2 paparazzi staking out her house at any given time, but not 20. Those 2 aren't gonna call the others and lose a scoop. No, if there are 20 guys with cameras following you to Circle K for cigs, someone, either Brit or her publicist called them.

Posted by: Protoguy at April 5, 2011 3:20 PM

What's weird to consider is that Britney Spears has spent more time mired in drama and controversy than not -- from 1999 to 2004 being her golden years and 2004 till today being the harder times (and the dividing line being the moment she ran into the brick wall of fail that is Kevin Federline).

Unlike Sheen or Lohan, Britney's problem is that her art is done right in front of her audience and that she had nowhere to hide from it. Lohan and Sheen could use and abuse alcohol and drugs and, as long as the directors could get enough decent takes, no one would be the wiser until they went to clubs or hotels.

But, as you say, she needs to find some peace and get her life on track for her children's sake. Unfortunately, I don't think she'll get that.

Posted by: Fredo at April 5, 2011 3:25 PM

Protoguy, I think the bigger problem is that she is her family's meal ticket and that they need her to keep performing.

In many ways, there's a good comparison to be made between Britney Spears and Michael Jackson.

Posted by: Fredo at April 5, 2011 3:27 PM

When Britney shaved her head I remember applauding her. What others saw as mental illness I saw as a burgeoning punk mentality. It seemed like her way telling all of us to fuck off.

If these people would just let the poor girl tell everyone to fuck off, she's probably wouldn't have these issues. Her handlers (and probably her family) keep trying to bottleneck her into the pop-star mold, and they don't see how much they're breaking her.

Tragic.

Posted by: superasente at April 5, 2011 3:37 PM

Protoguy,

It really seems like you don't appreciate what it means to be under a legal conservatorship. She can't fire her selfish, blood sucking handlers. She isn't capable of making her own decisions like the rest of us a-holes, at least not ones that are legally binding. She is basically a minor, only it's worse because she's almost 30 and is a mother.

She can make little day-to-day decisions, but when it comes to the major decisions that affect the course of her career, she really doesn't have any say in the matter. She's just a monkey that dances for frappuccinos and bad extensions.

Posted by: MeganTheFirst at April 5, 2011 3:44 PM

I don't think there was ever a time when Britney Spears didn't need coaching during interviews. She always had it for the big stuff, but the reports from interviews with much smaller publications were always disturbing. As way back as 2001 she was losing it in interviews. Having 30 minute hysteric giggling fits when asked something as dull as "what's your favourite song on the new album", crying for no apparent reason, forgetting the lines her handlers had fed her and starting to talk gibberish etc.

The only surprising thing about her illness is that it took so long for the public to realise she was sick. She's never seemed quite right.

Posted by: KateMC at April 5, 2011 3:54 PM

She's not performing all that much. She has tens of millions of dollars to live on. Are her handlers bloodsucking? Didn't she ask not to have the conservatorship ended? Isn't a financial conservatorship? That's valid if she has severe bipolar illness.

Posted by: I Can't Believe I Am Participating in this Discussion at April 5, 2011 4:03 PM

I can't believe you're participating in this discussion either.

Posted by: All Of Us Are Shocked By Your Inclusion at April 5, 2011 4:13 PM

idleprimate,

"it's really gross that a person can't just bow out and get on with their lives, but the media will keep tracking them until they say fuck it."

Don't be silly.
Nobody gets forced into recording a new album. She was a veritable god in 1999, and most likely misses the adoration terribly.
Sure she's nuts. (boo hoo for Brit Brit)
But she's nuts with a shitload of influence and power.
More accurately, she's eccentric, yes?
(the fact that this power comes from about a billion people salivating over the chance to make money off her is irrelevant. - They still are ready to drop whatever they're doing and rush to the aid of the Spears promotional juggernaut at the mere whisper of her desire - that is power)

And i wouldn't be so quick to vilify the paparazzi. (although they are skeevy)
When you've seen a billion photographers surrounding her in a parking lot it's usually because someone from her own camp called to notify them where she was.

This is standard operating procedure in Hollywood.
The paparazzi pretend to have a great scoop.
The star pretends to be put upon.

Regardless of your motivations, trying to turn around and eject yourself from that kind of world - after seeking out that kind of media frenzy - is absurd.

i would also point out that those in Hollywood who truly don't want that kind of rabid media focus on their personal lives usually don't receive any.
(i'm oddly stumped for examples right now... but i think the fact that those names aren't on the tip of my tongue makes my point rather than hurting it.)

Oooh wait, like Tom Hanks for example. No? No good? Dammit.

Posted by: Scott at April 5, 2011 4:13 PM

I've speculated before (elsewhere) that Britney isn't crazy (or at least really crazy), but is instead learning disabled. Like almost but not quite developmentally disabled, right on the brink of whatever the legal definition of that would be. And that her "people" (her parents) are hiding it/medicating it because being thought of as crazy/flaky in the entertainment business is not as much of a PR liability as being thought of as disabled, for various reasons.

Obviously, I don't know this for a fact, but I can speculate along with everyone else if I want.

The people I really feel sorry for are her kids.

Posted by: Slash at April 5, 2011 4:26 PM

I think she shaved her head fearing a hair follicle drug test that would take her kids away. Not that shaving would help in that case.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey at April 5, 2011 4:38 PM

Always felt bad for Britney, unlike Lohan and Sheen, even though they both need help, are just a couple of douchebags. BS always seemed like a nice person who liked her fans.

Yes, leave Britney alone.

Posted by: kirbyjay at April 5, 2011 4:40 PM

Britney couldn't be more or a puppet if Frank Oz had his hand up her ass.

The whole "Leave her alone" thing should be redirected at everyone still making her sing for her supper. She is all done. She is used up. She is through. She should be left with what little might be left of her money and her life and just let her fall off the radar and into obscurity. She has been a toy to be used by others since she was a small child. I'm sure when she was just a kid it must have seemed like a fantasy most other kids only dream about. But the fact is she never had a regular childhood, never had the chance to have the same experiences as anyone else and never given a proper opportunity to walk away when it stopped being fun. And now she's at the point where she probably feels she can't walk away because nobody has told her she could and for that matter it's all she's ever known.

I'm not saying she doesn't have it in her to find the strength to stand up and walk away. But as is the case with many child stars, the people who should be speaking for their welfare are not nor are they imparting self-worth onto them.

It's very sad that this industry has used her past the point of breaking her and now they still insist on using her as the spiritually walking dead. If her parents actually gave a serious shit about their kids' well-being instead of their whore power, they'd have let her just be a mom in Louisiana with a nice house, a comfortable savings, and maybe even some night courses in whatever she was denied when she was younger. She has no power because when she came into this career she had none either, it just carried over into adulthood. If she had any real power she'd have left ages ago. But so long as she can squeeze money from the stupid masses she will always be on the business end of pressure from those who profit from exploiting her and others like her.

Posted by: bleujayone at April 5, 2011 4:42 PM

I have never understood the people who find it appropriate to laugh at Britney. She is clearly someone who needs help and privacy above all other things but has so many people taking advantage/living off her that that will never happen. Every time I see paparazzi photos of her I cringe...but I look. It's awful,

Posted by: TheEmpress at April 5, 2011 4:48 PM

crazy sucks. good luck to Ms. Spears and her family. While her new music is pretty annoying, she is ten times easier on my ears than Kesha.

Posted by: Jennifer at April 5, 2011 4:52 PM

It's funny how her father is her conservator yet he receives direct financial benefit from her work. That couldn't possibly have anything to do with all her failed "comebacks" and tours that she was obviously not mentally ready for. Britney's parents have used her as their cash cow since she was a child and they don't appear to be changing that any time soon. If they really cared about their daughter they would've forced her to take a break for a few years following her multi-year breakdown, not wait until she was barely lucid then throw her back up on stage to rake in more money.

Posted by: Dingles at April 5, 2011 4:55 PM

"The people I really feel sorry for are her kids."

I think their dad has it somewhat together. The public embarrassment for later, though, will be acute. At least they have financial resources.

Posted by: samantha t at April 5, 2011 5:04 PM

"But the fact is she never had a regular childhood, never had the chance to have the same experiences as anyone else and never given a proper opportunity to walk away when it stopped being fun."

Yeah, maybe being sexualized as a teenager by the likes of Bob frigging Dole wasn't the greatest thing for Brit Brit.

Posted by: samantha t at April 5, 2011 5:13 PM

This isn't so much a defense of Brit as it is a defense of paparazzi-ed celebs in general. Paparazzi really are scum. I've worked in a few restaurants and a bookstore in LA and in every one of them, I've had dirty, stinky guys give me cards with their numbers on them and offer to pay me if I call when a celebrity shows up. The actors are just trying to eat lunch or buy some books and they're attacked at the door.
I've heard about the celebs who call their own paps in and I don't doubt that happens fairly often but really, a lot of the time they're just out for cheetos and some jerkwad wants to make a quick buck off of them.

Posted by: Erm... at April 5, 2011 6:36 PM

For everyone who says it's her fault and she's not forced to be in the limelight or make a new record, you're wrong. Let's not forget that she has signed a recording contract with Jive Records when she was 16. Most likely a 7 studio album contract is what I've been hearing (that excludes B in the Mix and Hits Collection), which means she is most likely done with her contract with Jive after she finished the Femme Fatale tour. Just in time too because she seems to be so tired and watching her interviews from after In The Zone and before her breakdown/Blackout, she obviously wanted to take a break. Hopefully she does the homebody thing for a while, focuses on her family and her kids. Maybe she'll come back in 5, 10 years. Maybe she'll be done after that. Either way, I'll stay a fan, and right now I want what's best for her, and that's her freedom.

Posted by: redmont at April 5, 2011 6:51 PM

It is kind of amusing how people feel sorry for Britney, but don't feel similarly tender feelings for Lohan. If anything, Lohan got even worse parents than Spears did. I feel sorry for Lohan too, because of her awful parents. I guess other people don't feel the same way because Lohan seems smart and Spears just doesn't. Britney in real life seems almost as dumb as Britney on "Glee." So theoretically, Lohan's responsible for her behavior, but Spears isn't?

Posted by: Slash at April 5, 2011 7:37 PM

Well-meaning article, but I couldn't give less of a shit about a talentless psycho whore.

Posted by: Moviefraud at April 5, 2011 7:59 PM

There are intelligent adults who think Britney Spears was ever a good performer/entertainer? Wtf. Where the hell have I been?

Posted by: kayla at April 5, 2011 9:49 PM

Moviefraud, I sincerely hope that your intentionally antagonistic asshattery doesn't gain you one.single.visit to your stupid website.

Posted by: chickeninabiscuit at April 5, 2011 9:53 PM

Chicken, thanks for the well-wishes. As far as being antagonistic, allow me to disagree and elaborate.

I agree with the commenters who assert that Ms. Spears has continually put herself in the spotlight, and the media, over the last x amount of years. While I liked that South Park episode and think that celebrity culture, paps and the whole mess is indeed predatory, I also feel that Britney is stupid and makes horrible music. Blame the family, blame the media, blame Britney's mental disorder - whatever that is - just don't blame her, the girl, for making shitty career choices and sucking in general.

That is what I meant by talentless psycho whore. Ever see Chaotic? She is totes weird.

Posted by: Moviefraud at April 5, 2011 9:59 PM

It's kinda simple, but I only speak for myself: I leave her alone when she leaves me alone. That means never polluting my ears ever again and disappearing from public life.

Posted by: godzilla_foil at April 5, 2011 10:13 PM

Thanks for the link, beckster.
It was a great video. It also made me notice just how Americanized Craig's voice has become over the years.

Posted by: Uda at April 6, 2011 12:20 AM

Britney will be around in the public eye so long as she makes money for hte people around her. And fulfills what I have long assumed is a contract/deal with the devil, I mean, record company, to deliver x number of records, and bring in x number of dollars from touring. I can't imagine any other reason why a performer would continue performing loooong past their ability and desire to do so. I think Britney would love nothing better than to retire completely but they (company, handlers, family, sycophants) won't let her. In what other situation would you let a person work in public when they're not even allowed to make decisions for themselves (she's under conservatorship for f's sake). It is tragic, and horrible to watch.

I'm glad this article was written, it needs to be posted every day, yelled from the rooftops, over and over again.

the difference with lilo, imo, is that while her situation is unfortunate, frankly, the look in her eyes differs a great deal from the look in Britney's eyes. Britney's eyes makes me sad and has for years...her eyes changed a long time ago. I think after her first album. Look at her in her first videos and then watch over the years. You can see the change. And especially the eyes. Genuine smiles in her early years. Wacked out smiles and behaviour the deeper into show biz she got and the more exposed to drugs, which we all know is there.

Lilo: situation is equally unfortunate, but I feel like her outcome is that she's become some kind of bratty monster. It's just not quite as tragic. The best thing for her would be that people stop paying attenion.

the only way Britney gets a break is if people stop buying tickets, stop downloading her tunes, stop clicking on pages that generate revenue, just stop making money for the machine and leeches around her, so she can retire and get sme privacy. Which she lost at a very early age. Stop making her a commodity, remember she's a human being, and maybe people will stop kicking her when she's down. Say what you will about her talent or lack of it. She's a human being.

What's that? Oh yeah, the Golden Rule, haters. Look it up.

Posted by: diane at April 6, 2011 12:34 AM

Yeah, let's keep apologizing for her, and her label can prop her up and bend over backwards to pump resources into her goddamned machine and bands like the Ramones, Replacements, Dinosaur Jr, Pink Grease, The Hellacopters can just fuck off and die.

Posted by: Seth at April 6, 2011 12:49 AM

Sorry, I join with Chicken in calling out Moviefraud for that tasteless attack. Yes, you made an attempt to back out of your comment by spewing forth in other directions, but you called her a "talentless psycho whore".

Let's deal with that in reverse order:
1. You called her a whore - not a prostitute (you could defend that by saying she has 'sold out'), but a "whore". That's a pretty horrible thing to say about any person, and since I doubt you were using it in an 18th century way of describing a woman who accepts money for sex, then your use of that term is the remark of a person with a significant lack of manners, or respect for another human.

2. Pyscho, clearly she has publicly demonstrated some unhealthy behavior, and might be mentally ill. But again, psycho is a very very angry way to talk about someone you have no contact with, and no reason to be aggressive towards. She hasn't raised your taxes, given you a parking ticket, or even been rude to you as a person. She exists outside your life, so the aggression and anger is simply out of line.

3. Talentless. This one is open to debate, but I'd hazard to bet you have never stood on a stage and performed in front of a sizable life audience. Maybe you have, and your judgement on her lack of talent is borne by your own personal experience as a performer. But if not, I'd point you to do a comparison between the performance of "Hit me one more time" by Glee star, and acclaimed broadway performer Lea Michele, and the one Britney did. It's nearly a shot for shot remake, but Ms. Michele comes off as wooden, and can't 'sell' the song. Personally, I find the song tedious, and I wouldn't listen to it normally. But I think it's just crazy to suggest that, at 17, she didn't have a talent for selling a song.

And finally, there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFozfg8p7E8&NR=1

Not very many kids have the needed talent to perform like that at an early age. I'm not a big fan of her style of singing even back then, but at 10 years old, she was doing a better job of delivering a song than the fast majority of your most "talented" community theatre performers.

I may not like her music, think much of her PR antics, or care about her future - but to call another human being a "talentless psycho whore" says more about you than it does about her.

(In working on this post I thought the talent one would be the hardest because I was under the impression that she was pure fabrication, I was shocked how much I found that suggested she had some talent from a very early age).

Posted by: morganew at April 6, 2011 12:54 AM

How about we just forget she exists? It's win-win and then, hopefully, all the armchair psychology posts can stop.

Posted by: Snrub at April 6, 2011 3:00 AM

That's the tape I meant Moviefraud. If you ever want to see what went wrong, watch that. Ego and idiocy do not mix well. She actually makes Federline look bright.

MeganTheFirst, I understand that, but wasn't that conservatorship put in place well after many poor decisions on her part? I mean, the idea that she has never had the freedom to make her own decisions is ludicrous. Maybe she didn't have the mental capacity, but that's another issue.

Morganew, I took "whore" to be literal in the sense that she sells, or sold, sex. And underage teenage sex at that. And continues to try to cash in on the sex because she isn't talented enough to make it on voice or songwriting. As for talent, Disney whored that out of her years ago, molding her into that sexual idol.

and just something kinda off-topic; it seems really weird and disingenuous for people to come to a website whose tagline is "Scathing reviews for bitchy people" and then jump on someone's shit for being mean and bitchy. I get the impression that this is someone you're familiar with, but the complaints sound forced and self-serving.

Posted by: Protoguy at April 6, 2011 3:09 AM

On morganew's third point -

I hate hate hate when someone tries to counter a point by asking what their opponent has done. Who cares? If you have ears and eyes you're free to judge the talent of someone else. That's the point of singing and dancing. You're expected to do it well so that others can enjoy it. You're expected to get judged by all that are exposed to you. Whether those listening can sing or dance or have the same level of experience has little to do with their level of enjoyment of your performance.

I always thought Britney Spears was an awful singer and dancer. She's one of those stiff dancers that you can see counting off each step. But apparently she has something called "star power". I don't know. I'm just not the type of person who supposed to get it, I guess.

And Lea Michelle just isn't the type of performer that would do Baby one More Time well. Just like Britney can't sell Papa Can You Hear me as beautifully as Lea Michelle can. I don't know who's idea it was to put Lea up to that performance, but it was not a good idea. They both have star power, but its different kinds that appeal to different people. Heather Morris, on the other hand, killed I'm a Slave 4 You. Now, she's a fantastic dancer.

Anyway, as annoying as Brit is to me and as boringly common as her child celebrity sob story is, I love that song "Toxic". That is just a fantastic song to dance to... in front of thousands or just at home in your pajamas.

Posted by: kayla at April 6, 2011 8:29 AM

She is all done. She is used up. She is through.
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Never never never never never bet against the comeback. Especially when the bar is set this low.

Posted by: , at April 6, 2011 11:53 AM

Hey Morganew. Go fuck yourself.

The rest of you are allowed to scathe and bitch but not me? Fuck, fuck you.

Britney sucks ass. Deal with it.

Posted by: Moviefraud at April 6, 2011 12:49 PM

MovieFraud...it must suck to have such a tiny dick, huh? Being such a bad-ass anonymously online won't make it any bigger, sorry to break it to you. I guess you could make your own shitty website to compensa...oh wait, you already did.

Posted by: SirenSong at April 6, 2011 1:59 PM

Ooh, I've been burned.

There, shitty website removed from link. (so people don't hack it like they did last night)

Just realized what a cult this place is. I'll continue to read, and never comment, lest the legions of haters bind together against a new poster.

Still... Britney is a beast. And a whore.

Posted by: Moviefraud at April 6, 2011 2:08 PM

Moviefraud, I can only speak for myself, but I legitimately did have way more of a problem with your comment than the normal "bitching" on this site. Because yours was a very, very nasty, and all you were doing was spewing hatred. That's very different from a cutting - but well thought-out and backed up - comment.

Your nastiness was personal - even if the person in question will never read it. It was sexist. It contributed absolutely nothing to the conversation, and made light of what I think anybody can see is a woman's very real, very serious mental illness. And there was no humor to lighten what you said (calling Katherine Heigl "Rainbow Killer," for instance, ameliorates some of the harshness with humor.) It was pure vitriol.

And that, at least for me personally, is why I take much more exception to your tasteless comment than I do to most comments I read here.

Posted by: GwenBear at April 6, 2011 4:00 PM

This was beautifully written. I do always look at Britney "stories" and I was never a fan. After she began to show serious mental problems, I found myself keeping up with her. This wasn't to watch the trainwreck. Anyone who has been around a person like this (in my case, my mother) will recognize the behaviours, disassociations, and complete inability that these people have to regulate themselves without ongoing medical supervision (and anti-psychotics). Thank you for this article.

Posted by: Diana at April 7, 2011 11:55 PM

Oh, the reason I kept up with her was that I was hoping for a "happy ending". I wanted for her to get help. I hope she has.

Posted by: Diana at April 7, 2011 11:57 PM

Love that Britney has made such a huge comeback.

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