Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe

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Jon Hamm Calls Justin Bieber a Sh*thead, Warms Hearts across the Globe

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | April 23, 2014 | Comments ()


Jon Hamm talked to Men’s Fitness. He said things. It was great. But, mostly, there is this. There is only this.

“Look at Bieber or whoever. You’re like, ‘What the fuck, man? What are you doing? Why?’ There’s no one telling those people no, and it’s a shame. [He should have] a mom or a dad or a really good friend who can say, ‘Hey, shithead!’ You see people in the world and you’re like, ‘Do you know how a washing machine works? Do you know how to wash a dish? Life skills are something we’re missing… just shit you needed to learn in life. There used to be a class that kids had to take in high school called home economics, which was cooking and sewing and just shit you needed to learn in life.”

You know that razor commercial where random items just splash and turn to liquid? That’s pretty much what just happened to the lower half of my body upon reading that.

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  • Ricky, Bubbles & Julian

    Hamm needs to challenge the biebs to see how fast he can drive on a desolate road while super drunk

  • Uriah_Creep

    That’s pretty much what just happened to the lower half of my body upon reading that.

    Leave it to Courtney to take the whole "moistened lions" thing to a whole new level.

  • The Replicant Brooke

    He's so handsome. He's so god damned handsome. AND RIGHT ABOUT THINGS.


  • John G.

    we need to have those classes back. We need to teach kids how to cook, sew, clean, and be a human being in a society. We need civics classes to teach kids how to be citizens of a democracy. Instead we teach kids to take tests and learn nothing.

  • lukebc

    Is there a way to get bieber to hook up with lindsay liehan? That way liehan
    can turn bieber into an alcoholic cokehead, with the difference being
    that with all the money bieber has, bieber will OD VERY fast.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Wait? What? Moistened loins?

  • Steve

    I was there at the first use of "moistened lions" on Pajiba. It was a moment I'll cherish forever.

  • e jerry powell

    Drowned lions, thank you.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I loved home economics in middle school. What I lacked in other life skills (cooking, sewing, writing, etc.), I made up for with a willingness to eat pretty much everything.

  • BWeaves

    It warms the cockles of my heart to know that the Hamster knows how to wash dishes. Nothing turns me on more than a man who does the dishes, voluntarily, and well. It's why I married my husband. I haven't washed a dish in over 30 years.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Since his retirement, my dad has become Chief Dishwasher.

    I need to get me one of those. I haaaaaaaaaaate washing dishes (and don't have a machine).

  • BWeaves

    Well, here was my technique. Date a guy. If we make it to date 3, I invite him over for a home cooked meal. Then I see how he handles the washing up. Does he just jump up and do it without being asked? Does he do it after being asked? Or does he act like the servants will handle it all later?

    My husband (boyfriend at the time) jumped up, cleared the table without being asked, washed the dishes (really well) without being asked, and cleaned the rest of my kitchen. I stood there and watched and said, "I want that one."

  • I haven't had to load the dishwasher in 5 years. Sigh. Marriage.

  • Sara_Tonin00


    A great overall indicator too.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I would pledge eternal love to the man who promised, "Marry me, and you'll never have to wash another fork."

  • emilya

    to my bunk!

  • Bert_McGurt

    And then this comes out today:

    Timing couldn't have been better, Hamm-slice.

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