Jeremy Bieber Is Proud of His Son's Penis and We Will Never Stop Vomiting
Earlier this week, pictures leaked of a nude Justin Bieber on vacation. Photos like that are a huge violation of privacy and super creepy. I’m not remotely sure how they’re legal. But, long story short, a bunch of people saw Bieber’s little Joffrey. You can Google that noise yourself.
Now, a normal parent would be rightly disturbed by this. Jeremy Bieber is not a normal parent.
Hold on just a quick sec.
OK I’m back now.
This was TK’s reaction when I posted about this and I think he speaks for us all:
He’s talking about… his son’s…
Jeremy Bieber is the bro-iest bro whoever bro-ed down over some Sminoff Ices, bro. This is what he looks like, in case you were wondering how something like a Justin Bieber happens. This. This is how a Justin Bieber happens.
But don’t worry. As gaggable as this is, it’s not anywhere near the worst thing Jeremy Bieber has ever done.
Justin and Jeremy Bieber bought Karma, an American Bulldog, a year ago, and it was rough from the beginning. Karma was living at Jeremy’s Canada home, but the animal needed training. It bit Justin’s little bro Jaxon, which sent Jeremy into nuclear mode.
Trainer Trevor Dvernichuk tells TMZ … Jeremy grabbed the dog and hurled him off the balcony into a snow bank.
And that’s not actually the worst thing he’s ever done either.
Justin Bieber’s jailbird father was once charged with assault for allegedly breaking an 18-year-old girl’s jaw after he smashed her in the face with a flying roundhouse kick, MailOnline can reveal today.
Jeremy Bieber was taken to court, accused of the brutal attack on Alicia Wadden - who stood at just 5ft3in and weighed 100 pounds.
Alicia says she was knocked unconscious by the kung fu style kick, which, according to her statement given to police, broke her jaw in two places, chipped her teeth and forced her to eat pureed food for two months.
Well, this has been some real Friday fun. Sorry about everything above this line. Here’s a palate cleanser.
Damn, sorry about that, too.
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