film / tv / streaming / politics / web / celeb/ news / video / love / lists / think pieces / misc / staff / advertise / cbr
film / tv / streaming / politics / web / celeb

Jennifer Garner Acknowledges Baby Bump, Talks at an Uncomfortable Length about Ben Affleck's Penis

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | October 8, 2014 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | October 8, 2014 |



Recently on “Ellen,” Jennifer Garner confirmed the apparent rumors that she has a baby bump, but no, she says, she is not pregnant. The bump of which she speaks is the result of having three children, and it is permanent.

I honestly have no idea to bump she is referring, because there’s no apparent growth from this angle. I don’t even detect a food baby. Nevertheless, good for her for owning this theoretical bump and acknowledging that its OK if your figure doesn’t look exactly like it did before your pregnancy because THERE WAS A HUMAN BEING INSIDE OF THAT and, also, go f**k yourself, the status of her womb should not be a subject of constant speculation.

In a different part of that interview, Jennifer Garner talks at length about Gone Girl and her husband’s penis in that scene, and it’s cute, and if I’m being honest, also a little bit uncomfortable.

Source: Ellen


Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

All the Super Weird Things We Learned About Winston During Last Night's 'New Girl' | Confession: I Do Not Like 'The Mindy Project'




Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments


The Pajiba Store


petr-pajiba.png




Privacy Policy