Jennifer Aniston Sure is Pregnant a Lot
Have you heard? Jennifer Aniston’s pregnant! Huzzah!
Wait…I feel like I might have heard that before…
Then there was that time she was adopting…
And then there was that time she magically became someone else’s kids’ mom.
Google Image search “jennifer aniston pregnant cover.” It will blow your fucking mind.
THAT IS SO MANY PREGNANTS.
Why do people want this Jennifer Aniston baby thing to happen so hard? I mean, she’s rich, famous and has really good hair and a slammin’ body. I think she’s fine. Calm down, people’s moms.