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How is Kim Kardashian's Vagina Doing?

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrities Are Better than You | October 28, 2013 | Comments ()


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Just fine, thanks.

“When I came back from the hospital the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better looking than before.”

This has been your weekly update on Kim Kardashian’s vagina.




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  • e jerry powell

    I was hoping it was more like a filled-in swimming pool. You know, all cemented up.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I think I hate you. I've also been mixing beer and wine. I can't discount that as a factor in my judgment, but I'm not ready to discredit it.

    I might also hate myself for even clicking on this post.

  • e jerry powell

    Oh, girl.

    I'm ordering shots of Skyy right now. You're in, like it or not.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'M IN HER VAGINA?!?! Please get me out.

    Hmm. Smells like pumpkin spice douche in here.

  • e jerry powell

    No, I mean you're in on this bottle of imported vodka/truth serum. The pumpkin spice is another matter altogether.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Ah, so to bring it all together, I just bought a bottle of Roundhouse Pumpkin King cordial today.

  • TheAggroCraig

    Classic case of vaginal hubris.

  • stella

    Oh thats a relief. I was worried.

  • In her defense, as moneymakers go, this is one you don't want to be able to shake.

  • Mrcreosote

    Damn it, Pajiba was late again. I got this news this morning from Kim's vagina's Twitter account or KKC for short. Not to be confused with the KFC account although some posts are similiar.

  • I had mixed feelings over this whole endeavor till I got to your comment, so thanks for that...a couple of years ago a friend and I were over served beers and registered a web URL absolutedenigration.com. Sober, we couldn't remember what we were going to do, and while it's taken longer than I imagined, I'm so glad this whole thing reminded me.

  • (frantically plows through coffee table debris searching for notepad so she can jot down idea for new Queefer social media platform)

  • dorquemada

    Appropriate, because if she didn't have a vagina she'd be homeless.

  • e jerry powell

    And so would Kanye.

  • George Tarleton

    [insert obligatory comment about Pajiba going downhill and why should we care and Courtney is terrible and you made me read something I don't like and wah wah wah I bent my wookie]

  • I upvoted you for 'I bent my wookie' as that phrase never fails to make me laugh.

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    So ya totally missed this one. Here's the difference, we can totally rip all over Kim K because she is the one promoting this - it's her show and she's knowingly participating in it.

    Ambushing two actors having a kiss out of wedlock, or worse, ambushing kids on their way to school/shopping/other activity with parents is not the same.

    Maaaaybe it's ok to ambush if it effectively shows some kind of hypocrisy where they are using their star power to promote a product or agenda, but otherwise, let's keep away from ambushing people and their kids.

  • George Tarleton

    What on earth are you going on about?

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    Oh, you missed the memo First there was the string on "we don't do stories on Amanda Byrnes because she's mentally ill". Then there was this loooong set of discussion strings about how we shouldn't engage with paparazzi that take pictures of celebrity kids, then there was the follow-on where it was ok because the celebs where effectively pimping their kids out, there was the rebuttal that it didn't matter. Finally, there was the post about Katherine McPhee and Michael Morris who were caught kissing (they are married).

    So it seemed to be pajibacided that crazy people were not fair game even if they self-promoted, kids were off limits if the parents weren't clearly pimping. No decision on TMZ-like stalking.

  • bastich

    Thank you for the update. I confess that I've been paying more attention to some parts of Kim's body than others in the past couple of years, and I have been negligent in my duties.

    I offer my humblest apologies, and will provide equal attention to all of her naughty parts in the future.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Is that the next level on "I lost all my pregnancy weight in 2 weeks!!!" desperation?

  • 'Fraid so. Soon we will reminisce wistfully about "Amazing (FEMALE CELEB) Post-Baby Body!!!!" mag covers, as we try in vain to unsee the elasticity updates.

  • WhoDeyKY

    Is this a Halloween prank? Because this is terrifying to think about.

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