Coachella Is Your One-Stop Shop For Stupid Celebrity Fashion
My guess is that right now a lot of you are experiencing the madness that is this image:
Do you need somewhere to channel your rage? Somewhere non-Westeros related? Good news! The Coachella Music Festival is this weekend, meaning hundreds of thousands of Girls characters come to life get dressed up in their finest fringe vests and gigantic hats to stand a quarter mile back from a stage and watch Steely Dan on giant monitors. And while the fashion choices of strangers and celebrities shouldn’t affect our blood pressure, there are also just so many stupidly expensive furry coats you can see in the desert before it breaks you. Here are some of the things people actually chose to put on their bodies this weekend:
Leonardo DiCaprio. (His outfit isn’t terrible, he’s just included here because it’s not a place where early 20-somethings get wasted without DiCaprio.)
Justin Bieber and Chris Brown because of course.
Julianne Hough, looking like Coachella threw up on her.
A couple of Jenners
AC/DC’s Angus Young
Those twins from The Leftovers
And finally, Beyoncé, reminding us that the bohemian lifestyle is really fucking expensive.
Beyoncé wears a $3,190 Saint Laurent suede waistcoat and a $4,790 floral boheme dress pic.twitter.com/71FHsPCrqg— Coachella 2015 (@2015sCoachella) April 11, 2015
Of course, as dumb as Coachella fashion is in general, every single one of these outfits is suddenly the best and classiest thing I’ve ever seen, when put up against what this dickweasel wore to the festival:
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