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Cheddar Bey Biscuits: Beyonce Gave Red Lobster One Hell Of A Weekend

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | February 9, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | February 9, 2016 |


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The fierce and flawless Beyonce won the internet Saturday with the release of her latest music video, and then she dominated the Super Bowl halftime show, as beautifully illustrated in this Hamilton-inspired vine:

Whether or not we get “Formation,” we all want to be like Bey. So she sings, “When he fuck me good I take his ass to Red Lobster, ‘cause I slay.” We go to Red Lobster in droves.

CNN reports the seafood restaurant chain saw a 33 percent rise in attendance on Sunday, a spike they’re crediting to Queen B. Also thanks to her, “Red Lobster” trended on Twitter for the first time ever, scoring 42,000 mentions in an hour.

Some highlights include:


Red Lobster tried to get in on the trend, but mostly got flack for failing to slay.



Kristy Puchko is the managing editor of Pajiba. You can follow her on Twitter, and hear her sound off about movies and feminism on the Slashfilmcast.



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