Carrie Fisher And Harrison Ford Totally Fucked During 'Star Wars'
You know that thing where you watch a movie, and the two romantic leads seem so intensely, authentically into each other that you assume the stars are boning between scenes? Yeah. You know. Well, most of the time we’re wrong about that. But some of the times hell yes Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford—Princess Leia and Han Solo—were humping while making Star Wars!
In her upcoming memoir The Princess Diarist, Fisher shares her diary entries from the time, which recount their first “wine sodden” hook-up following George Lucas’s birthday party. A three-month affair followed, which she described to People: “It was so intense. It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend.”
Remembering their onscreen chemistry, it might sound like a match made in fan fiction. But there’s some uncomfortable realities to remember. He was 33, married to Mary Marquardt, and a father of two. She was 19, single and racked with insecurities, recounting, “I looked over at Harrison. A hero’s face — a few strands of hair fell over his noble, slightly furrowed brow. How could you ask such a shining specimen of a man to be satisfied with the likes of me?”
According to Vulture, the teen actress fantasized that the hunky leading man would leave his wife, and maybe propose with a “gold band with diamonds (inscribed) Carrison.” But some of the finer details of their time together was lost in the clouds of “the brutal strength of Harrison’s preferred strain of pot.”
Of course, the main question fans want to know is how was Ford in bed? Well, Fisher responded on Twitter:
I would never talk about how someone was in any furniture—chair, bed, coffee table or otherwise— Carrie Fisher (@carrieffisher) November 15, 2016
And Twitter responded back to this Carrison confirmation with much jubilation:
@carrieffisher carrison is real😍— Carrison is real (@tolkienianjedi) November 15, 2016
If you're having a bad time today please remember that Carrie Fisher and Harrison Ford were boning for 3 months in 1976.— Sarah (@SarahTheColor) November 15, 2016
“It was Han and Leia during the week, and Carrie and Harrison during the weekend.” pic.twitter.com/1DPPlSF8VE— Carrison is real (@tolkienianjedi) November 16, 2016
"Carrie Fisher CONFIRMS that she and Harrison Ford had an affair!" pic.twitter.com/RxyCM6ENbW— slaybrams (@hansoleaux) November 15, 2016
when I find myself in times of trouble, Carrie Fisher whispers words of wisdom: Carrison was real.— #notmypresident (@okayglennrhee) November 15, 2016
When you hear that Carrie Fisher had a fling with Harrison Ford and she describe it as "intense". pic.twitter.com/Tuqg341XUM— E.V. Kwun (@geektrooper) November 15, 2016
Carrie Fisher revealed she had an affair with Harrison Ford during the original Star Wars. She also revealed they let Chewbacca watch.— Andy Ruther (@AndyRuther) November 15, 2016
I'd like to remind Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher that IT'S NOT TOO LATE pic.twitter.com/uT0bfONNrd— Alex Bruce-Smith (@alexbrucesmith) November 16, 2016
The winner tho:
CARRIE FISHER: I had an affair with Harrison Ford while filming Star Wars— Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) November 16, 2016
LITERALLY EVERYBODY ELSE: I know
Harrison Ford has declined to comment to People. Pajiba has reached out to Carrie’s platonic life partner, Gary Fisher, for comment:
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