Amanda Peet and Sarah Paulson Playing Grabass Is the Only SAG Awards Highlight You Need to See

There were winners at last night’s Screen Actor’s Guild Awards (SAGs), and they are listed at the bottom of this post, but who really cares? It’s more or less the same people, movies, and television shows we’ve seen win things already during awards season. I will grant, however, that Viola Davis gave a nice acceptance speech:

But really, the thing that really matters, is that Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet spent the evening playing grabass, and it was spectacular:

I mean, look at them. They’re totally going to make out after the ceremony. Paulson even returned the favor:

Paulson, by the way, is really the best. Here’s Paulson and Peet eyeball fucking:

KISS HER:

Here’s Paulson backstage mugging with Cumberbatch:

Oh, and here she is photobombing Stevie Nicks a few days ago:

Bless you, Sarah Paulson.

Here, by the way, are the SAG Winners:

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Leading Role
EDDIE REDMAYNE / Stephen Hawking - “THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role
JULIANNE MOORE / Alice Howland - “STILL ALICE”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Supporting Role
PATRICIA ARQUETTE / Olivia - “BOYHOOD”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role
J.K. SIMMONS / Fletcher - “WHIPLASH”

Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture
BIRDMAN

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
MARK RUFFALO / Ned Weeks - “THE NORMAL HEART”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Television Movie or Miniseries
FRANCES McDORMAND / Olive Kitteridge - “OLIVE KITTERIDGE”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Drama Series
KEVIN SPACEY / Francis Underwood - “HOUSE OF CARDS”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Drama Series (6 nominees)
VIOLA DAVIS / Annalise Keating - “HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER”

Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Comedy Series
WILLIAM H. MACY / Frank Gallagher - “SHAMELESS”

Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series
UZO ADUBA / Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren - “ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK”

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Drama Series
DOWNTON ABBEY

Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK (Netflix)