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About That Time Emilia Clarke Asked Channing Tatum and His Wife to Do Sex Things With Her

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | May 11, 2015 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | May 11, 2015 |




It seems that while we were all busy lusting after Emilia Clarke, Khaleesi was doing some lusting of her own. In a recent interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Clarke admitted that she gets starstruck easily. In her pants.

Someone took a fantasy in my head and played it in real life. I was at a Golden Globes after-party and Channing Fucking Tatum came up to me, and his stunning missus, Jenna. And they said, “We call each other ‘moon of my life’ and ‘my sun and stars’ and all that.” And I was like, “I cannot contain this. Please, can we all have something sexual together? You’re both beautiful, even just a hug.”

Just so we’re all on the same page, this goddess:
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(Or maybe this goddess)
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Asked to make sexual hugs on these people:
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Our bunks, they are occupied.

From Harper’s Bazaar via The Mary Sue.

Vivian Kane would like to invite your finest Charming Potato GIFs to the comments section for further study.


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