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Weekend at Roman's

By Melissa McKimmey | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (15)



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New credits! The new credits are Bill, Barb, Margie and Nicki falling in different directions, outstretched hands, everyone trying to connect but missing. No Beach Boys. I’d been was thinking that I was bored with the credits on this show, but I don’t think the new credits are an improvement. It’s boring and doesn’t really give you a feel for the show. I liked the other credits in the way they kind of gave you some insight into the show and the relationships and I thought the planet at the end was a great nod to the quirky aspects of the religion.

This episode had two distinct arcs. One was about the family working to open the casino. The other was about the fallout from Roman’s death. One is decidedly more interesting. Boring first, interesting second.

It’s been six weeks since we last saw the Hendricksons. The casino is set to open in three days. It seems fast. Barb’s been doing a bunch of casino stuff with Bill, being the front wife. Turns out no one likes Barb because she’s bossy and a know-it-all. Of course she’s that way, it’s about the only benefit to being first wife. Margie should be doing this stuff, because she rocks at it, but she’s still trying to be the QVC queen.

Everything for the casino seems to be moving smoothly until the FBI starts making calls to Bill’s partners. The feds are harassing everyone who may be connected to Roman, who is on the ten most wanted list and has been missing for six weeks. Being a fed sounds kind of fun. Bill has to reassure Jerry and his son that he is on the up-and-up. Oh Bill, lying like that won’t get you into the celestial kingdom. They agree to go ahead with everything. And really, what kind of choice do they have? The opening is three days away. And where is Don? Isn’t he Bill’s partner? Why isn’t he the moral front of this pairing? Don’s awesome. Bill’s a tool.

God, I’m already bored with this plot. The name of the casino is Blackfoot Magic Casino. Anyway, they get Kenny Rogers booked for the opening night. But wait! Kenny can’t make it? Who will take his place? Why, it’s Ben and his Christian rock band we’ve never heard about before this episode! I’m calling them Faith + 1. Ben’s got an OK voice, but it’s not amazing or anything. His band just happens to be able to play The Gambler and save the casino opening. Yay? People are really OK with this as the replacement for Kenny? They check the take at the end of the night and damn, that’s a lot of bills. If they aren’t singles, they seem to be golden.

Now, onto the good plot. Roman’s dead by Joey’s hand (pillow), right? Well, no one knows this. Adalene has been keeping him in the freezer (!) and the generator goes out (!!) and Nicki finds her dad in the freezer. Seriously, how screwed up is Adalene that she let Nicki find out her dad was dead that way?! You see why I feel for Nicki? Her parents are sociopaths. The freezer, people.

Nicki tells Alby about Roman being on ice (heh) and has to tell him, “You have to be sad! This is sad, Alby!” Alby and his wife do not think so. He promises to take care of him and he and his wife celebrate. His wife is a great match for him. Except for her not being a man, I mean.

Alby goes to take care of the corpse of his father by driving it to the Casino and propping him up in a lawn chair in a big hole. It’s really very awesome. Then the Hendricksons show up, Bill tries to figure out what to do and he and Nicki wind up wrestling with the corpse when she decides she has to fix this problem so everyone will forgive her. It’s creepy. And sad. No, it really is, not just because I like Nicki. Bill’s fix is to drive the corpse back to Adalene, instead of going to the casino opening. Man, there was a lot of dead body in this episode. It was weird for this show and kind of pulled me out of the scene.

As for corpse removal, I guess I get that Bill really doesn’t need the feds to come to the casino and shut things down, but transporting a dead body is pretty damn extreme.

Also, would it have killed anyone to say, “Hey, Nicki, I’m sorry your dad is dead?” Apparently, it would have because no one did. Jerks.

In non A or B plot developments, Frank and Lois make a welcome return. Lois called Frank to apologize for “attempting to hasten his demise.” Best apology ever. When Frank gets close enough, he tries to kidnap her. Apparently he’s never met Lois, because she saw it coming and has a gun. Nice. Later on, he follows her home and they get into the best old people fight I have ever seen It ends with one person dislocating a hip and the other hurting their back. Frank agrees to back off for a percentage of Lois’ bird-selling business. It turns out that $30 birds sell to pet shops for $700. I am in the wrong damn business. Also, go Lois.

Alby took all the news about his dad quite well, don’t you think? Perhaps it’s because he got a little in the bushes of a park with Luke Wilson’s bodybuilding older brother. The same man who is involved with the group dissolving UEB trust. Scandalous! What’s also scandalous is that Bill got himself on that same board, so he gets to keep his finger in that pie, too. How many hours in the day does Bill get that he can be involved in so many things?

In a small side note, Barb gets Bill to tell her that he’s not slipping it to Nicki yet and Nicki overheard. Then Margie mentions that she’s covering for her in that aspect. Not that she minds!

It was a good opening, and I liked that they moved the timeline along. I loved seeing more of the supporting cast. My biggest issue is the casino. It’s not in Utah because it’s illegal to gamble here, so it’s most likely right over the line into Nevada. Which wouldn’t matter, except that the reason we don’t gamble here is because the dominant religion (Mormonism) says it is a SIN (I even looked it up). A sin, Bill, do you hear that? All the mocktails in the world don’t change the fact you are doing it just because you want to. In the beginning, I saw Bill as a guy who was just trying to provide for his family and do the right thing. Now I think Bill wants to do what he wants and makes up reasons why it is right. Which is why he doesn’t need his own church. I don’t see this plot line going anywhere interesting and I feel like it is weighing down the more interesting aspect of the politics of the compound.

That’s it for this week, folks! I did my best to condense the plots and offer observations. I also tried to keep it short, but there is a lot to this show that has to go in, or it doesn’t make sense. As always, if I missed anything or you have suggestions, let me know in the comments!

Melissa McKimmey is a mom, wife and grocery merchandiser who spends too much time on the internet and has a Chai tea addiction. She spends most of her time on the internet as TWoP Fan and can be emailed at here.









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Comments

thanks Melissa - i had to let HBO go for those ol economic reasons - but your article is almost better than watching it ---- keep up the good work - m

Posted by: m bolton at January 14, 2010 11:53 AM

It’s not in Utah because it’s illegal to gamble here, so it’s most likely right over the line into Nevada.

The casino is in Idaho, Fort Hall to be exact. It's an indian reservation and it is legal to gamble on reservations, although the odds and payouts are different than that of Nevada.

My thing was this...They're in Salt Lake correct? Trip to Fort Hall is at least 2+ hours, not the 85 minutes or whatever they said in their commercial.

And with my gambling and western state geekery over...great re-cap!

Posted by: ashes at January 14, 2010 12:25 PM

Thanks for the info, ashes. Oh yeah, at least two hours.

Idaho? Really? I'm surprised they don't have similar restrictions on gaming.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 14, 2010 1:36 PM

The casino is in Utah. On some Indian reservation despite the fact it might be illegal or immoral or whatever if Mormons don't like gambling with their celestial planets. It's certainly in Utah bc it was such a big deal that little sis April O'Neil didn't pass through legislation to block the casinos. tut tut. This might be a glitch in reality like the location of Juniper Creek, as I do not believe we're ever certain where that might be. It seems far from the Bill's home suburb that may or may not be actually part of Salt Lake City. I don't think it is. But I don't think this show is too solid on locations. I also looked up that Fort Hall place. It fits as far as they are also Blackfoot NA's, but I really don't remember anything about Idaho. And it makes more sense if the casino is in Utah on a reservation.

Bill is already a community leader. That's why he's part of so many things. He doesn't have to go looking for it so much, but I do enjoy how proactive he was in the past season. That was a great season, and completely distinct from the other two. I would hold off on the comparisons for this one as we're lacking Daviegh Chase and almost every episode. check the imdb episode listing for season 4. It looks pretty damn good and addresses some of your Bill issues.

Nicki is a bitch. With bitch-ass parents. A fucking God-on-earth father that did what he wanted because he already had all the justification Juniper Creek needed. A fucking consigliere mommy. But this is America, so it's cool if you like Nicki. The depths of her betrayal outstrip anyone else who has ever been on this show, so I can't see how you're justifying it, but maybe you feel bad for Sevigny's role in the Brown Bunny. Both her and Mary Kay Place killed it last episode. Best performances on the ep.

The old people fight was a lame pop shot. The bird thing was from outer space. But yes, Bill's mother is an excellent character, and it's going to be tough to keep her so without Frank. He's a good character, too. I just wish she could have killed him.

I missed 5 odd minutes of the episode, but where the hell are Joey and Don? Sitting in Cabo plowing some principle into Mexico?

thanks for the recap MM.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at January 14, 2010 1:39 PM

Don was in the first 5 minutes, at Bill's church service where Don is a preiesthood holder or whatever they are calling it. I think this show (and Bill) needs more Don.

Bill tried to call Joey and then left him a message that said it's been six weeks since anyone had seen him, please call.

I can remember this, but my car keys get lost once a week.

I've never seen Chloe S. in anything that I recall, (Oh wait, she was in Zodiac, so one thing) so I'm not really into her, I just like Nicki. Which bugs my husband, as he hates Nicki. Maybe I am just the kind of sucker she needs. I like Rhonda too, but less than Nicki.

I wonder about the Juniper Creek location too, but I suspect that's more because I am in Utah than being worried about plot consistency.

Thanks for the comments and for reading.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 14, 2010 1:53 PM

Jackseppelin--

OK, I'll bite. Bill's betrayed way more than Nikki has! She, like, kissed a dude and felt way guilty about it. He had premarital sexing! I know he can have the many wives, but he cannot have the premarital sexing! And he totes ignored Barb about the 4th wife having, and she was quite right to have many qualms about that. Isn't your wife putting her foot down about picking up a fourth and you going for it anyways a Mormon form of cheating?

His feuding with Roman led pretty directly to Barb getting outed as a polyganist wife, not to mention that from the backstory it's pretty obvious that he took advantage of her death-bed-i-ness to get Nikki. And we could talk about how that effected the kids from that marriage. I seem to recall a speech in which he got told by his daughter while dancing with her.

Nikki shopped a lot.

Bill never listens to his wives and constantly puts them in a position to be outed or at least be made uncomfortable. He keeps on making them more and more public, making it harder for them to maintain their facade.

And yes, Nikki was working for her family in that whole court case, but Bill played his part in his vendetta against her father. Did he not foresee a problem engaging in a vendetta with his wife's father? With her still maintaining ties with her family? That he knows full well about?

Not that I support Nikki, I just think Bill's more of an asshole. And Nikki is waaaay more entertaining.

Posted by: Vasilisa at January 14, 2010 2:42 PM

I might have to re-watch the ep. but I swear there was an Idaho reference in there somewhere. I just drove through there last week and that was why I made a mental note of it. Well at least I think I did. Like TWoP, I don't even remember where I parked my car when I exit a store, aaaand I drink a lot so I may be totally wrong!

Posted by: ashes at January 14, 2010 3:02 PM

1. The new opening credits really just underscore how much this show has been entirely neglecting the children. There are eight children involved in this union. I might not have any children, but even I know eight take some time.

2. I need more Don and his one straight wife and other two lesbian wives.

3. Utah residents: IS IT TRUE ABOUT THE CRAB LEGS?!?

4. Adam Beach is the name of the actor who's playing Jerry's son. He's from Winnipeg! WOOT!! I'm just about to check but if the local media isn't covering this, they're fucking racists.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at January 14, 2010 4:14 PM

I don't think salmon is a huge hit here, but I know tons of people who freak at the thought of all-you-can-eat crab legs. So yeah, good call Barb.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 14, 2010 4:24 PM

This episode needed a goddamned wall slam. Some fackin'. Any fackin'. Something. Also, I hate crab legs.

Posted by: sheshakes at January 14, 2010 9:54 PM

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Posted by: Betty at January 14, 2010 10:41 PM

Hey, I was pretty intoxicated when I wrote my last comment, so here I go again...

Excellent recap. Great episode, and did anyone mention how Barb was totally hilarious this time? I don't think we've ever seen her so flustered and stressed out. And at the wife's meeting when Margie took control -- she acted like a grownup, and the other two let her. They've never let her do that before, but I guess they were both too weak this episode to care. I thought they actually appreciated it. Naturally, her line "We're just changing, that's all" was supposed to set the theme for the season. That, and the weak-ass new opening credits.

Re: Jerry and son finding Roman's white hat, I have several questions. Where did they find it exactly? Were they rooting around in the back of Bill's truck? And how did they know it was Roman's? Why would they immediately suspect foul play, when for all they knew it was just Bill's hat? And when they asked if it was Bill's, why didn't he just say yes, instead of looking all guilty? Bill's gotta work on his poker face.

Lastly: When Adaleen fainted, did Nicki just leave her there? Wouldn't she have wanted to make sure that her mother wasn't, you know, dead?

Oh, and sorry about the overenthusiasm for Adam Beach. Again: too much gin. I just really like Smoke Signals.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at January 15, 2010 4:28 AM

Oh! AND, Alby's getting a boyfriend, and it's the same guy who plays Robin's new co-anchor on HIMYM. Where did this guy come from? He has like no credits.

Posted by: J. K. Barlow at January 15, 2010 4:32 AM

JK- you beat me to my hat questions! That kinda killed the episode, because it wasn't quite explained enough to be shocking. It was just a 'what the fuck?' moment.

And, THAT's where I saw Alby's boyfriend before.

Posted by: Riles at January 15, 2010 6:51 PM

Excellent points/questions. I assumed the hat came off in the moving of Roman to the van. I have no idea why Jerry and his son were all 'OMG! A hat!' Maybe the APB on Roman listed the hat? All the feds would have to end the description with 'Will be wearing a white hat with a feather, signifying evilness.'

Maybe they'll explain, but I doubt it.

Also, I read this season is only nine eps? Has anyone else heard that?

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 16, 2010 5:20 PM


















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