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I've Seen A Million Faces, And I've Rocked Them All

By Felicia & TK | Posted Under Music | Comments (20)



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metric22.jpgMetric is currently on tour promoting their new album Fantasies. They rolled through Minneapolis last weekend to a sold out crowd at First Ave. Emily Haines sounded great and had a lot of energy. They stuck mostly to the new album, which was slightly disappointing to me, but pulled out “Dead Disco,” which was a big crowd pleaser. Other highlights included new singles “Stadium Love,” “Help I’m Alive” and me smacking a dude in the face for manhandling me. The joke was on me since his face was sweatier than Louie Anderson on a Stairmaster.
—Felicia


bon_jovi_3.jpgDespite my trying to call myself a music nerd, I think I was either unaware, or had forgotten, that there is a Songwriter’s Hall of Fame. After this, I will go back to forgetting about it. This years inductees (the 40th year of the Songwriter’s HOF) included Crosby, Stills and Nash, Jason Mraz and Tom Jones. Oh, and Jon Bon Jovi. Huh. CSN? Absolutely. Tom Jones? Um… OK. Jason Mraz? Wait, what? Bon freakin’ Jovi? The guy that wrote “Wanted Dead or Alive,” one of the most idiotic (but endlessly enteraining) songs of all time? Songwriter’s Hall of Fame, we need to sit down and have a talk about your standards, I’m afraid.
—TK


lollapalooza-2009.jpgFor those of you going to Lollapalooza in August the schedule was released last week. This is always the biggest disappointment to me, and sometimes makes me regret going. I know it’s really hard to please the thousands of people that will attend, but let’s be real here. I will be the most important person in attendance and they should probably do their best to please me. Unfortunately, this year they scheduled Kings of Leon and Depeche Mode as simultaneous headliners on opening night. These two were in my top bands to see for the weekend, and now I’ll have to choose between the two. KOL will be rolling through Minneapolis in September but they will be playing at the shitty Target Center, one of my least favorite venues. And it’s always sort of a disappointment when you are paying $190 for a ticket plus travel and lodging and you don’t get to see all the bands you want. I suppose this is the price you pay when choosing to go to these festivals, but I still have the right to be irritated. Oh what the hell am I saying? Let’s face the real facts. I will probably be so drunk that I won’t even remember live music taking place, therefore completely voiding out anything I just complained about. For anyone else interested, you can view the schedule here. Single day tickets are also available now at the website.
—Felicia

tupac.jpg‘Pac might be dead, but Death Row Records is apparently going to rise from the grave, although in an even more corporate incarnation than it previously was. Music Publisher EverGreen, who own a substantial amount of Death Row’s back catalogue rights, is apparently signing a deal with WIDEawake, the Canadaian company that owns the assets of defunct Death Row Records. They are planning on signing artists and releasing albums. One of the first to be released will be an album of unreleased Tupac tracks. Oh. Yay. Look, I love Tupac’s Me Against The World and all, but this constant barrage of unreleased (read: crappy b-side material) stuff must STOP.
—TK


6a00d834520b4b69e2011570129ecf970b-800wi.jpgAn update on last week’s Pretenders story: With the change in venue from the Minnesota Zoo to Minneapolis’s Orpheum Theater, ticket prices fell from $68 to $61.50 for main level and $31.50 for the balcony. I guess I do know what I’m talking about after all.
—Felicia


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Living Colour
, one of my all-time favorite bands, is releasing a new album in September 2009. It’s been six years since their last release (2003’s Collideøscope), and 16 years since their last good record (1993’s Stain). Color me skeptical. But lead singer Corey Glover is saying that it’s “the best record we’ve made yet.” Hm. Yeah, I’ll buy it. And I’ll likely see them when they go on tour in the same month. Because I’m nostalgic and a sucker, I suspect.
—TK


264089_f260.jpgRuh-roh!!! The music sharing website we use extensively here, Grooveshark is being sued by EMI for copyright violation. We rely on Grooveshark to share music with you that you may not hear anywhere else. Hopefully, many of you will then BUY the music we introduce you to in order to support the artists, considering we highlight many smaller and independent artists. It will be a major disappointment to me if Grooveshark has to be shut down.(ed. note: NOOOOOOOO! -TK)
—Felicia


Here’s your (very short) Monday Afternoon Playlist:


Felicia: I am currently listening to “The Reeling” by Boston’s Passion Pit off their new album Manners, which was released last month. I mentioned their rough EP Chunk of Change here a few months ago, and although I haven’t heard all the tracks off the new album it is sounding a little more polished. I’m excited to see them at Lollapalooza later this summer.

TK: I’ve had a rough goddamn day week month. And sometimes, the only thing that can help a person feel better is to find the softest, saddest, starkest song you can find, and to revel in it. For me, there are a couple of songs that I always to, and one of them will always be “Moonshiner” by Uncle Tupelo. Lord, is this song beautiful. And tragic. And brilliant.

Darcy: Freeland’s second album is out, and it is hot. Really hot. While there is plenty to write about (the review is impending), “Mancry” is the slowest but arguably the most visceral song on the album. It’s a slow build starting with the ringing of a telephone. In the vein of M83 and Nathan Fake, the song then transitions into simple synths that recycle themselves without feeling monotonous, each time pulsing deeper under your skin. The cherry on top is the spectacular drum work performed by Tommy Lee.


This week, the #1 selling album is The E.N.D. by the Black Eyed Peas. Yay, mediocrity!


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Comments

Living Colour is the shit... you know, when Vernon Reid isn't being too intentionally weird.

A guy at my work is a big prog rock fan and he has this really hilarious version of Wanted Dead or Alive by I think Dream Theater's guitarist. He recorded it as a demo for a student to practice, and somebody else got hold of it and recorded a chipmunk-pitched track over it bagging on the whole thing. Funny stuff. In the interest of full disclosure and self immolation I have to admit I kinds of like the song, though...

Posted by: Eep at June 22, 2009 12:25 PM

I'm really psyched to be seeing DM again next month when they start out their US tour. Dave had better not get fucking sick again, or I'ma be pissed. I paid a fuckton of money for that goddamn ticket. And for the damned album. And it's not even the best thing ever.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 22, 2009 12:32 PM

Jesus, I just re-read that Living Colour blurb that I wrote. "Color me skeptical"? Did I actually write that? Totally accidental punnery, but embarrassing nonetheless. Sheesh.

Posted by: TK at June 22, 2009 12:38 PM

Hack :-P

Fwiw, btw, allmusic likes Collideoscope better than Stain...

I have to admit I haven't heard Collideoscope, but Stain is pretty tough to beat. I think it's their Angel Dust.

Posted by: Eep at June 22, 2009 12:42 PM

Interesting, eep. I'd actually track those two bands' albums exactly in order...

Vivid = The Real Thing
Time's Up = Angel Dust
Stain = King For a Day...


But then, you don't like KFaD, do you.

Posted by: TK at June 22, 2009 12:50 PM

love tupelo on pretty, rainy days.
the bob dylan version of "moonshiner" is also great, eh?

Posted by: celery at June 22, 2009 12:53 PM

Yay "The Reeling!!" It is so addictive.
I've been listening to that song non-stop for a couple weeks now, although I don't know what I think of the rest of the album yet. Damn, that guy can be screechy. It might grow on me, but I'm just not sure.

Posted by: Sharon at June 22, 2009 2:02 PM

Does anyone, anyone, listen to MeTaL anymore? I'm getting tired of boring indie bands and new age shit...where is my make you want to kill people music? I want to kill people now, only because my ears are bleeding. I'm going to go slap in some Pantera and finish it off with a little Dir En Grey and Bleeding Through.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 22, 2009 3:45 PM

I'll admit to a shameful enjoyment of "Wanted Dead or Alive", and Bon Jovi isn't a bad band... though their competitors in the glam metal field aren't really competi- tion at all.

Posted by: George at June 22, 2009 4:18 PM

You're having a hard time choosing between DM and KOL? Please tell me you're joking.

People who pick KOL over DM need to have their heads examined ASAP.

Posted by: Jen at June 22, 2009 4:24 PM

Yes Jen it's completely possible to enjoy both KOL and DM. It's not like I'm trying to decide between Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. It also depends on how drunk I am at that point. There's a damn good chance I won't make it to either one. DeistBrawler, nope I'm not really a big fan of metal. But I'm pretty sure a good handful of our other music writers are, so I think we're pretty universally represented. And I agree about Passion Pit Sharon. I'm eager to hear what they bring live.

Posted by: Felicia at June 22, 2009 5:02 PM

The problem with DM? Yeah, their latest isn't all that impressive. And I say that as a really, really big fan. So Felicia, I for one will not blame you if you chose KoL over DM. (It makes me sad to even say that, though.)

On the other hand, DM has been around since time immemorial. So there's that. And they do put on a damn fine show. I can't speak for KoL's stage presence, having never seen them.

Tough choice, either way.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 22, 2009 9:56 PM

I seriously could have sworn I sent you a What I'm Listening To this week. Sorry if I didn't. I DID send you a news article pertaining to a "Monsters of Folk" album that includes Conor Oberst, Jim James of My Morning Jacket, and M. Ward in one of the most incredible supergroups EVER!

Posted by: ChristianH at June 22, 2009 11:58 PM

I gave DM's Sounds of the Universe another listen just because, frankly, I forgot I had it. I still like "Wrong" the best, though it could do without the four overly dramatic repetitions of the title before it gets to the damn song. I'm honestly tempted to edit it out before putting it back on my ipod.
The rest of the album is pretty good. It sounds like they're getting back to their 80s sound, which is nice.

Posted by: Sharon at June 23, 2009 2:50 AM

I could NOT stop laughing at the portion about Jon Bon Jovi being in the Songwriter's Hall of Fame. I really shouldn't laugh - it's mean - but I just cannot stop laughing. And it's nice to know Jason Mraz is there - he is brilliant!

Posted by: Heather Jameson at June 23, 2009 4:07 AM

George, there is absolutely nothing shameful about that. Bon Jovi has some good songs, you can't dispute that. And they've managed to have long careers, although I don't like much of what they've put out recently. I just pretend Have a Nice Day never happened. Except that Memory (forget the exact title) song, that's not bad.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at June 23, 2009 8:36 AM

How is that Freeland song so good? It boggles my mind. I listened to the rest that's on their MySpace out of curiosity and it's nothing like that track. Tommy Lee, Tiggy Ramirez, and Joey Santiago on top of dance beats? My mind grapes hurt.

Posted by: Chris P. at June 23, 2009 9:44 AM

"Vivid = The Real Thing
Time's Up = Angel Dust
Stain = King For a Day..."

Very interesting. Though I'm too tired to try to articulate why.

Posted by: Peter at June 23, 2009 10:39 AM

TK

Maybe Time's Up and Stain are both Angel Dusts. To me what defines Angel Dust is that it is all over the place musically and (mostly) fiercely uncommercial without losing focus, and I think both of those would fit that (although I would argue harder for Stain).

Posted by: Eep at June 23, 2009 11:51 AM

Totally accidental punnery, but embarrassing nonetheless.

I was going to hate on you for not at least going all out and writing something like "Colour me skeptical, but tickled pink for the chance to blah blah" (emphasis mandatory), but now I'm going to hate on you for not owning up to your conscious punning.

Posted by: SaBrina at June 23, 2009 10:16 PM


















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