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2009 Anticipated Releases, Part 1 / Boo & Christian

Music | March 31, 2009 | Comments (28)


Greetings, music lovers. First and foremost, an apology - this series should have run a couple of months ago, but, you know — our lives went and screwed up our schedules. So here it is: A list of the upcoming albums from 2009 that our writers are most looking forward to. Part 2 will run on Thursday, and Part 3 will be up next week. Hopefully, this will give you a little insight into some of the bands, and you can follow along as their albums are released. We’ll also do our very best to review them as they are released. And without further ado about nothing…


BOO:

wilcosnl.jpgWilco
Ashes of American Flags (DVD)
Release date: 4.18.09

Untitled Album
June 2009

Ahh, Wilco. They have evolved in such a sublimely subtle way. They hit a true high note with Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, and although it didn’t get the kind of sales that Foxtrot did, A Ghost is Born still stands as some of the most inspired music I have heard from them. (That, and it was the soundtrack to me falling in love with my husband, so I could be a bit tainted. Well, clearly I am tainted. I should say that it makes me biased. Oh, and they won two Grammy’s for it, if that means anything more than a pile of steaming cock these days.) Sky Blue Sky was such a musically mature move for them, filled with the kind of songwriting that makes Neil Young sit up and listen. So saying that I anticipate the upcoming Ashes of American Flags live DVD (and the new album in June) is an easy understatement.


shrinebuilder.jpgShrinebuilder
TBA
Release date: Summer ‘09

Wow. If ever there was a “top secret” project in the metal scene, this is it. Whispers of this metal supergroup have been floating around since 2007, and it looks like they are finally producing something to be released this summer. Shrinebuilder is comprised of some big names: Saint Vitus/Obsessed/Spirit Caravan/Hidden Hand guitarist Scott “Wino” Weinrich, gigantic Neurosis/Tribes of Neurot leader Scott Kelly (author’s note: SQUEE!), former Sleep and current Om bassist Al Cisneros, and Melvins drummer Dale Crover. If pedigree has any correlation to performance, this album should pretty much rock your face off. Doom metal, baby!!!


garbage1.jpgGarbage
TBA
Release date: 2009

If I could ask one question of this also once-named supergroup, Garbage, it would be Janet Jackson-inspired. What HAVE you done for me lately, Garbage? Ah shit, I’m sorry dudes (and Shirley); you don’t deserve my bitterness. You are still a supergroup to me. I just want you to, you know, bring it with this mysterious new album that I can’t find any information on. In an interview with drummer Butch Vig that published in mid 2007 (they been talkin’ for a while), Vig hinted that the new album will be a shift from what fans have come to expect from the band. “Listening to our body of work, my favorite songs are stuff like that—‘Milk’ and ‘Queer’ and ‘You Look So Fine’ and ‘Bleed Like Me,’ the slow and sultry stuff. When Shirley [Manson] sings that way, I just fall in love with her voice. So I think we could make a completely different record than anything we’ve done before. It’ll probably be commercial suicide, but the music business is so f*cked up now, maybe it’ll be the most inaccessible record of our career and we’ll have it be the biggest hit.” Man, if that holds true, then I am really looking forward to what they put out.


Michael-Jackson-p04.jpgMichael Jackson
TBA
Release date: 2009

Michael effin’ Jackson. What is there to say about this train wreck that hasn’t already been said? I admit that I will booty clap all day long to his pre-1995 stuff. But come the fuck on, man: You are a cultural joke. What the hell can you come out with now that will erase the fuckery of the last two decades??



Christian:

2007_02_04GrizzlyBear1.jpgGrizzly Bear
Veckatimest
5.26.09

Grizzly Bear’s last album, 2006’s mellow Yellow House places in the category of my favorite albums of all time, though the love was not immediate. Indeed, many critics and fans, when discussing the band, often mention how difficult it was to initially get into Grizzly Bear’s slow, swirling, deeply-layered musical stylings. Many, like me, practically wrote them off after the first listen of their debut, Horn Of Plenty, a mostly solo-written effort dominated by frontman Ed Droste and without a feeling of cohesion in the songs. But if Horn of Plenty was a work of a single man’s pretense, Yellow House was a duet of richness, as Droste collaborated much more heavily with fellow Bear Daniel Rossen. Now, finally, the band’s third release promises to be their most open collaborative work, with the whole band contributing to the arrangements and giving rise to a new sense of adventure and exploration. Opening for Radiohead’s 2008 summer tour may have also done the band some good, and it’ll be exciting to hear the results of their labors when Veckatimest arrives on May 29.


flaminglips1.jpgThe Flaming Lips
TBA
June 2009

The Flaming Lips’ Grammy-winning (yeah, it doesn’t mean much these days, but still) At War With The Mystics dropped back in 2006 to mixed reviews, yet from the frenetic activity of the band since then, you’d think they had just made the album of the century. True, their follow-up has not been long in the making (the band entered the studio in March. Of this year.), but that doesn’t mean they haven’t been working. Indeed, this may have been the busiest three-year period of the band’s long career. Their work has appeared on numerous soundtracks, including everything from Spongebob Squarepants: The Movie to The Heartbreak Kid to Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium and several others. You might think that composing for all of this lightweight fluff would have softened the band’s experimentation, but one viewing of their trippy sci-fi acid-comedy Christmas On Mars, completed last year after nearly a decade in production, and it’s plain to see that the nearly psychotic nature of the band has not dulled, and whatever direction they take with this new work, it will certainly be a surprise to even the most ardent fans.


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Flight Of The Conchords

TBA
4.15.09

What more can a band do? Flight of the Conchords, in the span of a few short years, has overtaken the hipster fringe of America and has made an undeniable mark on the comedic world. They’ve been nominated for Emmys and Grammys, and have even had moderate chart success, something almost unheard of in the realm of comedy. And, through it all, the band has not let up with poking at the music industry with stick sharper than knives. Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement are the Spinal Tap of a new generation, changing genres endlessly. But, whereas the fictional Tap moved with the generations of music fans, Flight of the Conchords move with each new song, taking on each genre from rap to folk and rock with a hilarious energy that infects the minds and ears of listeners across the globe. So where can they go? What’s next? While rumors fly that this second season will be the last of the band’s HBO series, only ten of the fifteen songs on their second full-length album will have been featured on the show. And for those who’ve been watching, they’re likely to hit and hit hard. But for the general masses, will this be the Conchords ultimate moment at last? Or have they already reached the pinnacle of their success? We’ll have to wait and see. A release date has not yet been set, but god knows we’ll probably review it when it finally drops.


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Comments

GARBAGE! Please come back to music, Shirley. I've missed you! I am now officially on the edge of my seat!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 31, 2009 12:04 PM

oh shirley manson-your voice got me through my troublesome teens at catholic school, i am forever indebted. Shirleys voice is a million times better than the mouse-like vocals of many of today's pop artists. long live garbage-and thanks for posting this!

Posted by: Amy at March 31, 2009 12:08 PM

Oh, Shirley. It's not enough that she scares the crap outta' me on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles and then cracks my ass up on Ferguson, she also gives me chills when she sings. She posted a couple of new songs on her Facebook page and I kept playing one of them over and over again. I didn't love the newer albums as much as the first one and Version 2.0, but I always appreciate that they try new things and their songs don't sound exactly the same as all of their other songs.

I CANNOT wait for their newest release!

Posted by: Lainey at March 31, 2009 12:12 PM

Garbage? Shirley Mason? Commercial suicide?

I'll be in my rack.

Posted by: admin at March 31, 2009 12:13 PM

I fear that FOTC is stuck in Novelty Act Purgatory.

Posted by: frumpiefox at March 31, 2009 12:16 PM

I'm super-stoked about the new Sonic Youth ("The Eternal," I think). It comes out in either April or May, if memory serves.

Posted by: Mattfactor at March 31, 2009 12:16 PM

Oh, and, um....wtf? Michael Jackson? At this point, I think I'd rather hear a duet with sister Latoya and Mike Tyson.

And I don't mean that kind of duet...you pervs...







I meant sex.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 31, 2009 12:20 PM

Somewhere in there has to be the Booker T. disc "Potato Hole" with DBTs and Neil Young as backup. Coming in April, as I understand it, which thank Godtopus is almost here.

I haven't looked forward to a CD in forever, but I can't see how this one can be less than great.

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 31, 2009 12:23 PM

Maybe I'm the only one, but I'm psyched for Sounds of the Universe. And I think Interpol is working on something as well.

Posted by: Cindy at March 31, 2009 12:47 PM

You know Ashes of American Flags is a film and not an album, right? Seems you might have noted that.

Posted by: Jimsy at March 31, 2009 12:49 PM

It's not enough that she scares the crap outta' me on Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles...

Seriously. I feel like every time she is onscreen I'm waiting for her to gut someone.

Posted by: Cindy at March 31, 2009 12:51 PM

Jimsy, dude, you are so right. Had it on the brain when I was writing.

SO: Make that Wilco's YET TO BE TITLED new album.

I'm feeling the DUR train today. GTs.

Posted by: boo at March 31, 2009 1:19 PM

Also, for those with any interest, Feist is a special guest on Wilco's upcoming. I think there will either be a lot of YAYs or a lot of NAYs, depending on how you take your alt cunt.

And yes, that is the phonetic spelling. IT WORKED FOR ME!!!

Posted by: boo at March 31, 2009 1:22 PM

I haven't ever looked forward to a CD, which is really sad for a 16 year old to say. Modern music just doesn't appeal to me. What the hell happened to music anyway?

Eye liner, no guitar solos, pretentious douches for lead singers, every singer sounding the same, no real musical rhythm or beat, and fucking Pete Wentz; really what am I supposed to get excited over?

Well, Feist and Wilco are good, but that's all the good ones I know. All my other favorite bands are broken up (Guns 'n Roses), past there prime (Metallica, Rolling Stones, Living Colour, Rage Against the Machine) dead, or no longer touring (Led Zeppelin, The Jimi Hendrix Experience). God I feel depressed about that.

Posted by: George at March 31, 2009 2:47 PM

Regina Spektor! Bob Dylan!

Posted by: Lucie at March 31, 2009 3:09 PM

We're here for you, George. Pull that underage ass up to the bar for a virgin margarita and salt it with your tears.

We've already done the fries.

Posted by: boo at March 31, 2009 3:10 PM

Thanks boo....

(weeps uncontrollably into margarita)

Posted by: George at March 31, 2009 3:20 PM

Green Day is following up the concept album "American Idiot" with another concept album called "21st Century Breakdown". I just think you have to admire hubris of that magnitude.

Posted by: TylerDFC at March 31, 2009 3:26 PM

Dear Boo Boo & Christian,

I don’t know which one of you shit for brains made the comment about Jackson’s yet to be determined release date preview. Why do non music knowing motherfuckas always end up writing music columns? Just for your information every last one of Jackson’s goddamn concerts sold out in minutes, so obviously the paying masses must know something you two geniuses don’t. So I’ll tell you what, why don’t the both of you stick to writing about obscure house bands and let someone with a little more knowledge about music write about Jackson because any old asshole can write about his unusual behavior.

Posted by: Pookie at March 31, 2009 3:52 PM

Fuck Michael Jackson. Even disregarding his "unusual behavior*"...his music has become repetitive shit that just makes you wince when you remember how very good and influential he used to be. I'll sing the praises of Thriller and sing along to Billy Jean for hours. I'll rip my eardrums out rather than listen to "Black and White".


*sodomizing little boys

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at March 31, 2009 4:27 PM

Sad that you've drunk the kool aid SoD.

Posted by: Pookie at March 31, 2009 4:31 PM

Agreed. Cannot wait for the Shrinebuilder album. Neurosis and the Melvins were/still are a huge influence for me. For like 15 years now. Jeez, I'm old...

Nels Cline is in Wilco now? Huh. Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: simian raticus at April 1, 2009 2:11 AM

Muse will (supposedly) be releasing their next album in September. I've started training like a marathon newby to build up my stupid fangirly squeals.

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at April 1, 2009 5:16 AM

Pookie: I love Kool-Aid. What's your favorite flavor? Mine's red.

With regards to Mr. Jackson, there are generally two routes a profoundly gifted artist can go after reaching such pinnacles of cultural influence and popular success:

Drop back. Take a low-key approach which relies less on trumpeting the more pathological aspects of your personality/physiology. Continue making music that, while not as paradigm-altering as in your peak years, is still relevant and contributory. (see Prince)

OR

Become an oblivious, alien sex-parasite who thinks "noteworthy" and "notorious" are synonyms. Substitute distracting spectacle for even a miniscule amount of artistic advancement. Completely jettison your dignity and face-rape your once-impressive potential until your name is a punch-line. Gross everyone who's not a blinkered fanatic right the fuck out. Eventually die on a toilet, your colon concreted with quaaludes and bacon. (see Elvis Presley; Britney Spears)

I think it's clear which road MJ is careening down.

Posted by: firedmyass at April 1, 2009 11:37 AM

FYI, Pookie, it takes no skill at all to write about Michael Jackson. His career will never end, because people like you will forever go see his terrible fucking concerts and listen to his terrible fucking new music. Thriller was over two decades ago. Since then, his life has been all downhill. And forgive me if somehow we "don't know anything about music". You're right. We should stick to writing only about artists that everyone has heard of and stop trying to advance listeners tastes forward or trying to give credit to something new and exciting. We'll just write reviews of albums that came out twenty years ago and forget that most of our favorite classical artists have become absolute parodies of themselves. We won't venture out of the top 40. Hell, the top 10. I'll review Taylor Swift, Boo can take Josh Grobin. Who do you want Pookie? Tell you what, you can have anybody from American Idol starlets to metal gods who haven't released any good new material in decades. And Michael Jackson. He's all yours.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 1, 2009 1:50 PM

Oh, and simian raticus, Nels Cline has been with Wilco for one, possibly two albums now. Which is a major reason that "Impossible Germany" off of Sky Blue Sky is one of the most awesome guitar jams ever released.

Posted by: ChristianH at April 1, 2009 1:52 PM

Boo can take Josh Grobin.

Oh, ChristianH, I really don't think you want me to do that.

Trust me. It would be bad for everyone involved.

PS: Don't let Pookie goad you. Most likely, he rails against MJ as much as the next reasonable person.

Wait. Nevermind. I forgot whom I was referencing.

Posted by: boo at April 1, 2009 2:11 PM

Chris, you wouldn't know great music if it bit you on your ass. MJ has forgotten more about music than you'll ever know. You probably thought Dogstar was good music.

Posted by: Pookie at April 2, 2009 12:04 AM