Liveblogging the Third - and Mercifully Final - Presidential Debate

By Pajiba Staff | Live Talk | October 19, 2016 | Comments ()


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This is it, folks. Donald Trump’s last chance to arrest the completely unwarranted media-driven poll slide dooming his busted, smoking wreck of a presidential bid. A strong performance tonight will do absolutely nothing to improve his chances in key battleground states like Arizona and Texas, but…shit, I actually don’t have a “but” there. Trump is done. Hillary Clinton could fist a baby panda while screaming “ALLAHU AKBAR” at Catholic priest administering last rites to a leukemia patient and she’d still win by 100 electoral votes.

An employee of a right-wing propaganda network is somehow allowed to moderate this debate while CBS’s John Dickerson is relegated to interviewing escaped mental patients Trump surrogates in the spin room, so expect lots of questions about emails, Wikileaks, emails, James O’Keefe’s latest sting. emails, Vince Foster, emails, and her husband’s alleged sexual assaults. Three weeks til election day. Twelve weeks until 2017. We can make it.




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