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Kino with Umlauts – In Celebration of Austrian Film

By Cinekat | Posted Under Guides | Comments (16)



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October 26th is Austria’s Independence Day, commemorating the signing of the constitution which declared us permanently neutral and thus ending the 10-year Allied occupation. (We actually entered into an expressly forbidden economic and military pact with Germany when we joined the European Union, but luckily none of the Allied countries expressed any interest in returning for anything other than a skiing holiday.)

When you think of Austrian cinema, you probably picture a bedirndled Julie Andrews twirling in Alpine meadows, ja?

Orson Welles skulking through the ruins of Vienna, nein?

Ethan Hawke forlornly pursuing romance in “Before Sunrise”, ach.

Or our most (in)famous representative, Arnie, oh weh.

And Bollywood fans will recognize our scenic landscapes in the background of pretty much any dance montage. (Seriously, the Tyrol is periodically taken over by Indian productions and the locals are both baffled and intrigued by the lederhosen-sari routines. “Multi-kulti!”, they exclaim before returning to their beers and meerschaum pipes.)

But Austrians have won 34 Oscars and received 119 nominations since 1929 — as well as contributing to film history in other, less commercial but more Pajibian ways. Austria can claim actors such as Klaus Maria Brandauer (Out of Africa, The Russia House), Maximilian Schell (Judgement in Nuremberg, The Young Lions, A Bridge Too Far), and Christoph Waltz (Inglorious Basterds and more recent films I’m actively repressing). Max Steiner composed the scores for Gone with the Wind, Now Voyager, Key Largo, The Informer, and A Summer Place. Vicki Baum wrote the script for Grand Hotel. Sam Spiegel produced Lawrence of Arabia, Bridge on the River Kwai, On the Waterfront, The African Queen and other classics. Hedy Lamarr surely needs no introduction, unless she’s going by her given name Hedwig Eva Maria Kiesler. Not to mention our directors - the controversial Michael Haneke (Funny Games, The Piano Teacher, The White Ribbon), Fred Zinnemann (High Noon, From Here to Eternity, The Day of the Jackal, A Man for All Seasons) and of course Billy Wilder (Some Like It Hot, The Apartment, Irma la Douce, The Lost Weekend).*

And so, in honour of this day (and because our fireworks suck) I give you some of my favourite local exports. But Achtung: After watching an Austrian film, one usually feels the urge to drink copious amounts of schnapps before leaping from a bridge. I have therefore issued each recommendation a Danube-Dive-Quotient or DDQ so that you may imbibe the necessary alcohol and research local bridges in advance. The lower the DDQ the less traumatized the movie-goer upon exiting the theatre. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Darwin's Nightmare.jpgDARWIN’S NIGHTMARE, Dir. Hubert Sauper, 2004
DDQ: 1

A documentary on the Nile perch, which is exported as a delicacy to the First World but has destroyed the ecosystem of Tanzania’s Lake Victoria, leading to starvation in the region. A staggering condemnation of globalised market forces and a must-see for every documentary fan. (Plus, I met Sauper at the Viennale film festival years ago and he was a gracious guest, great storyteller and quite the hottie…)

Die Siebtelbauern.jpgDIE SIEBTELBAUERN, Dir. Stefan Ruzowitzky, 1998
DDQ: 2

At the turn of the last century, a tyrannical farmer is found murdered. His long-suffering labourers are overjoyed when they discover the childless landowner has collectively left them the farm, but dark conflicts soon arise. I much preferred this early film to his Oscar-winning “The Counterfeiters.”

Der Bockerer.jpgDER BOCKERER, Dir. Franz Antel, 1981
DDQ: 3

The rise of National Socialism and World War II as seen through the eyes of a crochety Viennese butcher (Bockerer.. The high DDQ stems from the fact that this satire is actually a veritable window into the hearts of the Viennese even today.

Workingman's Death.jpgWORKINGMAN’S DEATH, Dir. Michael Glawogger, 2005
DDQ: 4

A documentary depicting international work conditions in jobs requiring hard physical labour, such as illegal miners in the Ukraine and sulphur gatherers in Indonesia. The beauty of the cinematography is starkly opposed the harsh realities faced by the subjects portrayed.

Revanche.jpgREVANCHE, Dir. Götz Spielmann, 2009
DDQ: 5

A Viennese thug and his prostitute girlfriend rob a bank with the aim of making a fresh start. But a cop fires at the getaway car, killing the girl and sinking her lover into despair. He flees to the countryside and plots his revenge on the cop and his family. Bleakly beautiful, melancholy and slow (somewhat like the Viennese sitting over their strudel mit schlag).

Hundstage.jpgHUNDSTAGE, Ulrich Seidl, 2001
DDQ: 100 000

A harsh portrayal of the modern-day life of six Viennese suburbanites on the hottest days of the year, whose lifestyles blend into derangement, depravity and despair. This film will leave a bitter aftertaste of self-loathing and blind rage. Swan-dive away, my little Vienna sausages.

For short film enthusiasts I highly recommend Sodom und Gomorrha (1922),
Stadt ohne Juden (1924) and Rosenkavalier (1926).

Prost Pajiba, servus & bussi from Wien.


* I have included people born during the Austro-Hungarian monarchy in territories which are not within our current borders, as well as Austrians who fortunately managed to escape after the Anschluss of 1938. I assure you that this is not due to rampant nationalism on my part but because these individuals viewed themselves as Austrian within the cultural framework of the time. Let the judging begin.









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Comments

Happy independence day to you! Please tell me you're wearing one of those hats with feathers? I'll check these films out for sure!

Posted by: ted at October 26, 2011 12:29 PM

Kudos to Cinekat for trying something different. I'm German. Wanna wrestle?

Posted by: Man of Stool at October 26, 2011 12:33 PM

Cinekat - This was fabulous! Thanks for the cinematic history lesson and movie recommendations. And happy independence day. I'll set off a firework for you.

Posted by: tamatha at October 26, 2011 1:12 PM

Thanks, Cinekat! Well done. I want to have an Austrian Film Festival now.

Posted by: Agogagogo at October 26, 2011 1:38 PM

We'll need more alcohol. And Man of Stool - you're on! Bring your own schlagobers. Oops, I mean sahne.

Posted by: cinekat at October 26, 2011 2:10 PM

I'll be the referee.

And I think that Hundstage is even worse than you describe it. That was a decidedly unpleasent (but fascinating) experience.

Posted by: FabMax at October 26, 2011 2:13 PM

We wear those funny little hats with feathers to disguise our innate morbidity. Don't get me started on what the lederhosen are hiding.

Posted by: cinekat at October 26, 2011 2:19 PM

"Schlagobers" -- you Austrians have the weirdest words. I remember being in Salzburg once and getting very confused when a cashier asked me whether I wanted to have "faschiertes" and then maybe, just maybe, a "gratissackerl". According to legend, you guys speak German. I have not yet seen any proof. (BTW I will also bring ice cream to our wrestling session. Which is your favourite?)

Posted by: Man of Stool at October 26, 2011 4:16 PM

chocolate with bits in. And don't get me started on your Piefke German - hot girls are called "Schnitte"? Like wafer candy?

Posted by: cinekat at October 26, 2011 4:32 PM

Das ist ja sehr interessant.

Posted by: birdie at October 26, 2011 6:04 PM

Heh. One of the people appearing in Hundstage runs a brothel (or swinger club, as they call them here) in my house.

Some more famous Austrians that cinephiles might recognize: Erich von Stroheim, Fritz Lang, Otto Preminger and Erich Korngold.

Some you might not recognize: three female writers, Salka Viertel, Gina Kaus and Vicki Baum, who were quite successful in their own way.

Posted by: capitainejanvier at October 27, 2011 4:28 AM

We had an offshoot of the Bolly film thing in the Tatras (i.e. Alps on a budget, I guess) but I think it only happened once, so everyone made a big deal about it.

As for the movies, Haneke scarred me for life. I like my bleakness restrained and over-stylized, thank you very much.

And you're not fooling anyone, I see right through your resurgent imperialism :)

Posted by: wojtek at October 27, 2011 9:45 AM

Also, INSIDE DARKEST AUSTRIA:

http://youtu.be/3e5mivkXmsc

Posted by: wojtek at October 27, 2011 9:51 AM

Dammit, wojtek, we used to have beaches. Now we're landlocked. I want beaches! I say we attack Jersey Shore. You in?

Posted by: cinekat at October 27, 2011 2:22 PM

Hey, at least you weren't stuck with an ADMIRAL as your head of state even though you didn't have a coastline.

We actually have some beaches, albeit freezing ones, and I'm scared of guidos, so I'm afraid you're on your own there, pal :D

Posted by: wojtek at October 27, 2011 9:01 PM

Wenn ich mal trüber Laune bin
Dann geh ich zu die Blinden
Und lache mir den Buckel krumm
Wenn sie die Tür nicht finden
Dann geh ich zu den Lahmen auch
Wohl in ein dunkles Gangerl
Schnall ihnen die Prothesen ab
Und spiel mit ihnen Fangerl

Krüppel ham so was Rührendes
Krüppel ham was Verführendes
Wenn ich so einen Krüppel seh
Wird mir ums goldne Wienerherz
So woarm und weh, hallo!

Ein Mädchen ist bedient, o Graus
Am Beuschel, sie heißt Stase
Ich beutle stets mein Staubtuch aus
Direkt vor ihrer Nase
Und fängt sie dann zu husten an
Speit Schleim sie und spuckt Blut sie
Sag als perfekter Gentlemann
Ich höflich: „Kutzi, kutzi!“

Krüppel ham so was Rührendes
Krüppel ham was Verführendes
Wenn ich so einen Krüppel seh
Wird mir ums goldne Wienerherz
So woarm und weh, hallo!

Ich sprach zu einem Mägdelein:
„Du hast nur einen Haxen!
Das macht ja nix, sei trotzdem mein
Er wird dir doch nicht wachsen!“
Da bracht sich mir das Mägdlein dar
Im weißen Bettgehege
Der abgeschnitt´ne Haxen war
Mir durchaus nicht im Wege

Krüppel ham so was Rührendes
Krüppel ham was Verführendes
Wenn ich so einen Krüppel seh
Wird mir ums goldne Wienerherz
So woarm und weh, hallo!

Posted by: Qualtinger at October 30, 2011 6:17 PM