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The Guard Review: I Can't Tell If You're Really Mother F*cking Dumb or Really Mother F*cking Smart"

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (24)



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The Guard is a very entertaining movie. This needs to be said right up front because, on paper, the film presents a tired story, with an apathetic police officer, long in the force, begrudgindly getting roped into the investigation of a drug-smuggling ring that’s come to his small Irish town. Sergeant Gerry Boyle (Brendan Gleeson) views himself as “the last of the independents” and, among other things, he’s mildly corrupt, massively vulgar and unabashidly racist. An Irish “garda,” Boyle lives alone and appears more interested in visiting his mother and drinking (whiskey and Guiness, naturally) than in doing actual, honest police work.

As the movie opens, Boyle is initially teamed with a new young partner who he treats with a fine blended malt of quiet scorn and couldn’t-care-less (it would take too much care to muster contempt). The two are investigating a murder, and the scene of their investigation establishes the mood of the film, a rote procedural thriller meets dry, British comedy. Shortly thereafter, we’re introduced to Wendell Everett (Don Cheadle), an FBI agent who’s come to town to investigate the aforementioned drug-smugggling ring that’s moved in. Unsurprisingly, the murder is related.

So Wendell winds up working with Boyle, a situation neither is particularly thrilled with. Wendell, in particular, sees Boyle as little more than a racist and stupid bore, and would take a little joy in repeatedly defying Boyle’s racist assumptions about him if they didn’t get him so fired up. Their investigation follows mostly predictable beats but, again, that’s not the point of the film.

Cheadle is (as always) excellent, and Fionnula Flanagan is similarly great in her few scenes as Boyle’s equally vulgar mother. But this is Gleeson’s film, and he’s excellent, from the moments of quiet reaction and reflection to the serious but bitingly undercuting comedic barbs. Writer and director John Michael McDonagh is the older brother of Martin McDonagh, the writer and director of In Brugges, which also starred Gleeson. Unsurprisingly, the two films share a similar tone, aesthetic and sense of humor. I’m loathe to further compare the two films, as The Guard comes out the the loser, lacking the depth and story of McDonagh the Junior’s film. But that’s not to take anything away from The Guard — the plot may not be anything new, but the dialogue is consistently sharp and amusing (as long as you don’t mind the accents and excessive vulgarities) and Cheadle and Gleeson are excellent. It’s simply an enjoyable 90 minutes, a fine directorial premiere for McDonagh the Senior.

The Guard screened at the 2011 Sundance Film Festival as part of the World Dramatic Competition. It opens in limited release today.









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Comments

Couple of things.

1.Ireland is NOT part of the UK.

2.Garda is Irish Gaelic for guard; it may also be the Welsh for it as well (them both being Celtic languages) but because this is set in Ireland, I'm guessing the use of Garda derives from Gaelic rather than Welsh.

/Actual English myself, but my parents are Scottish, so I can sympathise, suffering via my Scottish roots, from the similar misinformed idea that Scotland is part of England.

Posted by: cockroach at January 23, 2011 10:10 AM

Clarification

it's the UK accent that angered me, not the British humour thing, as the Writer is British, but seeing as most of the cast is Irish, I'd argue that it's British-Irish humour.

Posted by: cockroach at January 23, 2011 10:16 AM

It takes me, like, a half hour to adjust my woeful ears to ... let's call them Isles accents, which again brings up my idea for some kind of closed captioning device in theaters. So I'm inclined to pass until it hits DVD.

Ah, well, the theater business will be dead in 10-15 years anyway, for reasons like that and many others. And it will be a suicide.

Posted by: , at January 23, 2011 10:23 AM


It takes me, like, a half hour to adjust my woeful ears to ... let's call them Isles accents

Well at last you were able to enjoy the last two and a half hours of every Lord of the rings movie without trying too hard!

Posted by: cockroach at January 23, 2011 10:34 AM

i won't nit-pick.
i just want to pay to see fionnula flanagan being crass.

Posted by: gp at January 23, 2011 10:56 AM

Are there often unhelpful Welsh people in small Irish towns?!

Posted by: Murderbot at January 23, 2011 11:17 AM

I do realise I'm being overly aggressive with by my points, but talking wrongly about how the British Isle are divided up, is something that that just pushes my angry button every time, which, I admit is a bit hypocritical; if I was asked to draw the Mason-Dixon line, I know I'd get it wrong.

Posted by: cockroach at January 23, 2011 11:23 AM

Cheadle is (as always) excellent

I assume you've left out his turn in the Ocean's Number movie because he was horrible and you don't want to remember it. Reminder: He was fucking 'orrible.

Posted by: Brenton at January 23, 2011 12:12 PM

I would really like to know when Wales became part of Ireland last time I checked I lived in the Republic of Ireland. Which is a sovereign state from the United Kingdom.

We have a varying array of accents none of which can be said to be UK, now if the film was set in a small Northern Irish town that would be acceptable

Also I am seconding the annoyance over the the term Gardaí being rooted in Welsh, even hearing the vernacular the two languages sound nothing alike!

After the civil war a police force was set up in 1922 called An Gardaí Síochána, Guardians of the peace, as they didn't carry guns ( and many still don't) as there was a huge focus on moving away from the every day violence that the war of independence and Civil war had inflicted on citizens.

It was as if the article was written to incite anger from every Irish person, why not throw in a few Leprechaun jokes and an oh so current remark on our drinking habits.

I am off to mass now,where it will be lit only by candles, its ok though my Aran Jumper will keep me warm, and nothing warms you up faster then burning down the house of a protestant anyway!

Slán!

Posted by: crisyroo at January 23, 2011 1:34 PM

Written late night at the festival, while deprived of sleep, mistakes have clearly been made. No intent to anger our over-the-pond readers. Only intent was to tell y'all that this is an entertaining flick about an Irish cop.

Posted by: Seth at January 23, 2011 1:41 PM

@ Seth

No anger from here anyways, I just find it an amusing cock-up on your part is all. :P

And don't worry yourself about anyone who gets actually angry over this type o' thing, they're usually faux-nationalistic poseurs anyway!

Posted by: Murderbot at January 23, 2011 3:09 PM

@crisyroo: We should sic a dullahan on his ass.

Posted by: FabMax at January 23, 2011 4:18 PM

Sounds good.

Pretty sure Garda is IRISH for guard tho...

Posted by: Sarah J-Town at January 24, 2011 3:38 AM

Muderbot We are over run with unhelpful Welsh, it's a fucking nightmare....

Posted by: captainfireypants at January 24, 2011 7:18 AM

Okay, I was going to ask why there were so many Welsh in Ireland, too, but I see that's been addressed. Can I then move on to asking whether Cheadle's character is American or not? FBI? In Ireland? What? Why? Is he from the Yank's national law enforcement service, or the British equivalent, with FBI being a shorthand?

Like the others, I don't want to be a pain in the ass, but - seriously - I really couldn't tell if this movie was just deranged or what, from the description given. A fact-checking pass couldn't hurt before you post these things. It shows respect for us, the material, and yourself.

Posted by: Landon at January 24, 2011 8:47 AM

Cranky, cranky, good lord, people!

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at January 25, 2011 12:54 AM

This is THE BEST movie I've seen at Sundance this year. Loved loved loved it. I whole-heartedly echo Seth's sentiments: it will be coming to a theater near you one of these days, and you must go see it.

Posted by: naivehelga at January 25, 2011 1:58 AM

Did some crack smoking editor get his hands on this before publication? Everything is so intelligently written but then it goes mental? Uk accents?? British humor?? And the cracktastic 'Unhelpful Welsh'!! Surely not written by the same person who writes phrases like "It would take too much care to muster contempt" Hilarious though!! Honestly, if the film is half as funny as that...

Posted by: gemmerd at January 27, 2011 6:30 AM

No sympathy for Don Wendell. If he had gone to the trouble of learning Welsh himself he wouldn't have found everybody so unhelpful..

Posted by: Fuddy Wonderer at January 27, 2011 7:44 PM

I'm assuming this review has been edited since it first appeared, because I don't know what the fuck you people are complaining about.

Posted by: Slash at July 29, 2011 12:01 PM

Brenton: "I assume you've left out [Cheadle's] turn in the Ocean's Number movie because he was horrible and you don't want to remember it. Reminder: He was fucking 'orrible."

Cheadle himself has repeatedly admitted he was 'orribile, and was told to keep on being 'orribile because that was the fun of the character. Proof Link
You'd have a better have better argument saying that Americans are stereotyping idiots with little room for expansion in their cultural expectations. :-)

I prefer to say that Cheadle knew exactly how to play to those expectations - as much as he did in the Iron Man 2, where he was quite good at being nothing more than a cardboard cutout.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at July 29, 2011 4:07 PM

"Wow the Mexican who wrote this review needs to do more research"
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And purchase a thesaurus: "Cheadle is... excellent" / "Gleeson... he’s excellent".

Posted by: XiuFetish at July 29, 2011 9:05 PM

'excessive vulgarities'.........
Me bollix. That's no focken way excessive, ye gobshite ye. Me focken Gran focks, shites and arses her way through most conversations. Irish people swear more, BECAUSE OF D'OPPRESSION!!!

Posted by: Derfelcadarn at July 30, 2011 6:33 AM

"Wow the Mexican who wrote this review needs to do more research"
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And purchase a thesaurus: "Cheadle is... excellent" / "Gleeson... he’s excellent".

God damn, you jackasses are nitpicky.

Posted by: THRILLHO at July 30, 2011 10:47 AM