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Dancing Alone in a Movie Theater

By Jeremy Stein | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (21)



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Publisher’s Note: This is not a routine practice, but a local drinking friend of mine and the only Phish fan I know in the world, was kind enough to offer his perspective on Phish 3D, currently in theaters, thus saving any one of the regular critics here from having to share air space with dirty hippies and possibility of contracting impetigo. This is his review. — DR

Why would someone go to a Phish concert? 1) To see ass kicking music? 2) to hang with your phriends and phamily? 3) to be where the party is, dude? Why would someone go to see Phish 3D? Because I wanted to see great music, and I didn’t get to go to the Festival 8 last Halloween, which is where the movie was filmed.

Phish 3D. Do you really need the glasses? From the opening shot of Page’s piano in the foreground, you knew the 3D was worth it. The clarity of the shots combined with the occasional balloon dropping in the foreground made for a great visual experience. The daytime 3D images were crisp and showed how far 3D has come over the last 30 years.

But the movie was really about the music. Last October, Phish played a three-day festival over the Halloween weekend in Indio, California. Following tradition of previous Halloween shows, Phish donned a “musical costume.” This time they covered the Rolling Stones’ Exile on Main Street. The first day they played two sets of joyous Phish tunes. The second day (Halloween) they played three sets, including the Exile cover. The third day, they also played three sets, starting off with a daytime acoustic show.

The movie was a great experience. I’ve been to a number of shows and sat in a number of different places. This movie had you right on stage with the boys. The close-up shots of Trey’s hands flying up and down his guitar were fantastic. Page’s fingers twitching over his keys, Mike’s bobbing head and Fishman’s … well it was just Fishman. Getting to see all the joy that they get from performing really came through. All of them, but especially Trey, had goofy grins and the knowingly content smiles that comes from loving what you get to do.

But it was about the music. I was dancing in my seat for the first few songs, and then left my seat and danced in the aisle. It was easy to do because there were only eight people in attendance, proving that it really was about the music. Phish isn’t making any real money from this movie; they’re spreading their joy to all those who want it.

The first part of the movie featured some huge jams anchored with “Tweezer” feeding into a killer “Maze” and closing with a solid “Mikes.” They showed some daytime shots of the festival grounds, including puppet shows and lots of freaks wandering around. The day-time acoustic sounded crisp and clear. (I did at some point go ask the theater to turn the sound up.) Page’s piano came through loud and beautifully. The acoustic “Wilson” sounded much better than it did on the copy I listened to from LivePhish. (And yes, those of us in the audience did chant “WILSON” along with the crowd in Indio.) The best 3D came with the band sitting on stage on stools doing what they do so well.

They cut to the practice room where they showed them rehearsing with the horns section and the back-up singers. (For you non-Phish heads, there are usually just the four of them, not usually with horns or other singers, although it is not out of the ordinary to bring some out for special occasions). This was relaxed and there was a lot of laughter going on, reinforcing the laid-back vibe depicted throughout the film.

I’m not really a Rolling Stones fan, but I did manage to smile through their covers of “Loving Cup” and I really enjoyed “Shine a Light.” Because it was Halloween, there were some good crowd shots of people’s costumes. I saw Ponch from “CHIPS.” I found Waldo. And I saw a couple of people dressed as dirty hippies. They all added to the enjoyment of the event. Trey’s shit-eating grin as he turned his back to the audience to watch the Suzy Greenberg singers made my night.

I would have done well with a pair of croakies to keep my 3-D glasses on (a missed marketing opportunity: “Commemorative Phish 3D Croakies”) while I was dancing. I did have to learn how to dance while keeping my head still. At times, I was torn between instinctively closing my eyes and keeping them open to watch the cool 3D life I was living. But it was all about the music and the joy.

That’s why I was dancing alone in a movie theater.









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Comments

*raise hand*

I know one Phish fan too. His saving grace is that he's also a huge DBTs fan.

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 9:26 AM

Mini diversion: Which bands would be worth doing in 3D? I'm thinking George Clinton & P-Funk All-Stars.

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 9:28 AM

I've been looking for an excuse to blow my brains out.

This right here, might be it.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 5, 2010 9:29 AM

I hate Phish because my emotionally abusive ex boyfriend LOVED them. Literally he'd only listen to Phish and DMB (who also sucks.)

I have no issue with gingers.

Posted by: scorzi at May 5, 2010 9:30 AM

I could smell the patchouli while reading this.

I think that Stone Temple Pilots in their prime would have been great 3D. Weiland did a lot of pelvic thrusting.akl.ds..........afjla.Whoa. Sorry. I blacked out and woke up with drool everywhere. I think it's drool.

Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at May 5, 2010 9:33 AM

It was easy to do because there were only eight people attendance, proving that it really was about the music.

Take the hint.

Good one,. How about a big-ass AC/DC show?

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2010 9:37 AM

I've lightened up on my loathing of Phish. I still hate their music, and find their fans annoying, but once you're out of college it's much more easily avoidable. So hey, glad you had a good time, and glad I didn't pull the short straw and have to review this.

Which bands would be worth doing in 3D?

Come on. Is that even a question?

SLAYER.

Or Gwar, mainly because, you know, 3-D bloody semen explosions!

Posted by: TK at May 5, 2010 9:40 AM

Ooooh, ooooh, seconding AC/DC.

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 9:41 AM

GWAR ruined the jacket I was wearing. And I was all the way in the back.

So ... yep. GWAR.

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 9:43 AM

I was thinking Slayer too. Gwar is inspired!

Posted by: admin at May 5, 2010 9:51 AM

Phish is one of those things, like water sports or dressing up as a furry, that is completely baffling to me. I mean, it's all good - do what makes you happy, as long as everyone's consenting adults.

I just don't need to hear the details, you know? It's gross.

Posted by: marya at May 5, 2010 9:59 AM

Third on both AC/DC and Gwar. Would add Kiss and Rob Zombie.

As for Phish 3D, well, at least now we all know where we can go get some contact high. Those theaters are going to be like the back of the Mystery Machine.

Posted by: Fredo at May 5, 2010 10:21 AM

Wow, what a bunch of grumpy bastards in here...

I can understand if you don't like Phish. They're certainly not for everyone. What I don't get is this need to uniquely shit all over them as compared to any other band. They're good musicians and they put on an enjoyable show (if you can grow out of this 'stupid hippies har har' phase- seriously, nobody smokes pot at the shows you go to?).

I'm not even that big of a fan, but they deserves some kind of credit. Sometimes I listen to Phish, and sometimes I listen to Mogwai, or Immortal Technique, or Del McCoury. And I'm a pretty normal guy, not some burnout. So I guess what I'm saying is, go burn your musical elitist rage on something that deserves it. Like ICP.

Posted by: phaedawg at May 5, 2010 10:39 AM

I can understand if you don't like Phish. They're certainly not for everyone. What I don't get is this need to uniquely shit all over them as compared to any other band.

Huh? Re-read the comments, and... I'm not really seeing that. A couple people (rather tamely and/or humorously) said they don't like them. Everyone else is talking about metal bands.

Posted by: Skewicide Blonde at May 5, 2010 11:01 AM

I think most people hate Phish's fans, and not the band itself. As a devoted Phish fan myself, I actually hate most of their fans as well (not the fans who spend hours on teh intArw3bs debating the latest nuance of a tease in a particular jam, or the meaning of Harry Hood, but those you find at the shows -- a bizarre conglomeration of true earth-loving hippies of all ages, wandering souls, nomads, stoners, college kids looking for a high, yuppies pathetically reliving their youth (as a 39-year old parent and lawyer facing his 40th b-day, that would be me), meatheads looking for pot, beer and hitting on a bra-less hippie chick, musicians envious of their musical talents, frat-dudes and sororisluts who go only because their frat- and srat-siblings go, and combinations of all the foregoing.

I get that some people can't stand the wandering jams, too-cute music and overwrought and impenetrable lyrics. That's fair. But for me, ultimate musical ecstasy can be found while driving in the car, my speakers amped up to eleven and my mind transitioning into rapture at the concluding jam of Harry Hood. And that's all I care about.

Posted by: eddie walker at May 5, 2010 11:08 AM

I want to second the P-funk 3d movie! I'm feeling the mothership connection.

Posted by: Blank at May 5, 2010 12:52 PM

I'm stunned KISS hasn't done this already, the boys never say no to a dollar.

Posted by: , at May 5, 2010 12:55 PM

I wish bands I like had a huge enough cult fanbase to do something like this. Maybe the Cure.

Posted by: Steph at May 5, 2010 1:40 PM

Let's all judge things that we have no clue about! It proves our ignorance as well as our arrogance. I made $400,000 last year, wear Armani suits daily, drive a Porsche Cayenne, have two kids in private school, and I love Phish. Wait a minute, how the heck do I fit in? All that you people are doing with your negative and uniformed comments is making it glaringly clear the kind of person [people] you are: IGNORANT and not all that interested in changing your status. Well done, as I'm sure that I'll never run into any of your 'bad vibes' at a Phish show. : )

Posted by: Ted Boggley at May 6, 2010 9:50 PM

Hey Steph, see you at the gym in 26 minutes!

Easy-to-mock Phish fans come in all sorts of flavors--not just dirty hippie. Thanks for reminding everybody.

Posted by: icecreammang at May 6, 2010 10:57 PM

Oops. Sorry Steph. I clearly meant to direct my derisive internet meme at Ted Boggley.

I'm the kind of Phish fan that gets all uppity and forgets to proofread!

Posted by: icecreammang at May 6, 2010 11:00 PM