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By Ted Boynton | Posted Under Film Reviews | Comments (27)



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Nine, director Rob Marshall’s adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name, successfully continues the welcome modern revival of film musicals, skillfully mimicking the dreamy, stylized feel of films like Moulin Rouge and, not surprisingly, Chicago, which Marshall also directed. A bit overloaded with a revolving door of high-wattage stars, and a bit short on compelling plot points, Nine doesn’t quite cohere and take flight as those films did, though screenwriters Michael Tolkin and the late Anthony Minghella inject enough fresh ideas to keep things interesting. Several rousing musical numbers, yet another stunning performance from Daniel Day-Lewis, and strong contributions from Marion Cotillard and Penélope Cruz make for an enjoyable genre film sporting a wealth of smoky-cool flourishes.

Nine also deploys a clever narrative device to soothe those averse to film musicals, weaving the musical interludes into the story in an unforced manner. In lieu of the “I-feel-a-song-coming-on!” conceit of traditional musicals, Nine’s song-and-dance scenes manifest as the inner emotional daydreams of the players. Although not presented as overt fantasy sequences, these interludes slot neatly into interstices between elements of the straight dramatic narrative.

Nine’s story provides fertile soil for a musical fantasia, depicting the artistic and emotional crisis of Guido Contini (Daniel Day-Lewis), an acclaimed Italian film director who has stalled at a creative crossroads as his infidelities and shortcomings come home to roost. Intellectually weary and emotionally dessicated from his dizzying work schedule and incorrigible philandering, Contini tries to prepare for a film shoot beginning in ten days, despite not having written a word of a script and despite having no idea what the concept of the film might be. As Contini’s long-time collaborator and producer Dante (Ricky Tognazzi) deals with the press and juggles the production to buy time for Contini to snap out of his funk, Contini encounters each of the women who have shaped and formed his masculine personality and career. Meanwhile, his strained relationship with his lovely, patient wife, Luisa (Marion Cotillard), comes to a head over Contini’s ongoing affair with petulantly sexy Caria (Penélope Cruz), to whom Contini retreats for solace over his creative failure.

As an example of Nine’s inventive use of music to examine inner turmoil and obsession, as Contini distracts himself with a rendezvous with Caria, he slides into a daydream about her powerful sexuality. Cruz has never looked more sensuous than in her one-woman musical number, a slinky lap dance of a fantasy representing Contini’s helpless attraction to her. In contrast, Luisa’s despair over her faithless husband and his self-absorbed devastation of her finds expression in wistful yet powerful songs reminiscent of her performance as Edith Piaf in La vie en rose. Cotillard’s porcelain-doll eyes and rich voice convey the sadness of repeated betrayal through the same type of internal musical reverie. In this way, Nine finds its legs as a straight dramatic narrative lovingly embellished with musical expressions of the actors’ inner struggles. The constellation of charismatic, beautiful women in Contini’s orbit provides an endless source of such conflict, and the movie is structured to illustrate Contini’s emotional connection to the past and present through these musical interludes, ranging from moody to sensual to brazenly jazzy.

The greatest fun to come out of the film are a pair of lusty, rowdy group dance numbers featuring Fergie as a prostitute who informed Contini’s sexual development during his boyhood and Kate Hudson as a shallow, flirtatious American journalist seeking to seduce Contini during his marital crisis, essentially as a trophy of his intangible Italian élan. Hudson is one of the worst actors in Hollywood, and her blissfully short part in Nine’s straight dramatic plot is predictably dreadful — she’s a junior college theater wannabe on stage with a troupe of master thespians, and it shows. Her musical number, however, is an absolute show-stopper, a hip, thumping razzmatazz that captures perfectly the world’s obsession with Italian style and beauty, reflected in Hudson’s blank fascination with bedding the “maestro” of Italian cinema. Fergie’s number provides a raw, unsophisticated counter-point to both Hudson’s artifice and Cruz’s smoky seductress, and Fergie’s androgynous stage charisma lifts the piece well beyond somewhat pedestrian music and lyrics.

Nine’s primary flaw as a film lies in its narrow focus on Contini, which too often feels like self-indulgent navel-gazing, with the filmmakers devoting substantial swaths of the film to Contini’s intense introspection. While there are few actors as intriguing as a brooding Daniel Day-Lewis, Contini is fundamentally a selfish jerk, albeit a selfish jerk dressed up in the stylish trappings of the tortured artiste. The talented, famous artist who habitually mistreats women, then moons over his shortcomings as a man, has become a tired cliché, and Nine absolutely wallows in it at certain points in the film.

The film also falters in piling on several additional female roles, needlessly distracting from the primary and secondary narratives. Nicole Kidman appears briefly as Contini’s supposed muse, a goddesslike movie star who has been Contini’s lucky charm in his prior films. The film never connects the two with any conviction, however, and when Kidman disappears for the final third of the film, she’s not missed at all except in the distracting afterthought of why she was there in the first place.

Far more dispiriting is the misuse of the queen of Italian cinema, Sophia Loren, as Contini’s mother. Loren appears in several of Contini’s introspective reveries, but she has so little to do that Marshall seemingly reduces her to a figurehead, a gimmick to garner an unearned connection to the fabulousness of 1960s and 1970s Italian culture. Loren hardly speaks and through no fault of her own contributes virtually nothing to the story except her justly revered beauty; what a waste of an icon.

In contrast, Judi Dench’s role is a hearty serving of meat and potatoes, an intriguing change of pace from her usual pomp-and-circumstance roles as queens and government leaders. Dench plays Contini’s wry, supportive costume designer and takes a muted approach as a devoted friend to both Contini and his wife, standing by them to the end while knowing all too well that the end appears to be roaring toward them through the train tunnel. Dench also gets her chance to sing, and her number is a truncated but natural extension of her work in the straight narrative, humorous and revealing of her character’s inner thoughts and motivations.

Nine is an enjoyable film, punctuated by powerful performances from Day-Lewis, Cotillard and Cruz, and by several bravura musical sequences which fit quite naturally into the flow of the film. At the same time, the film drags noticeably in places and could have used a more precise focus to move the story and increase the impact of the musical numbers. There’s often simply too much going on, too many moving parts, some of which are so obviously decorative that they become distracting. Nine remains an intriguing picture, however, an emotionally satisfying musical that will satisfy fans of the genre as well as some of those who get dragged along to see it.

Ted Boynton is a dedicated sot who plans to leave his barstool to stalk Whit Stillman, now that someone has found Whit Stillman. Ted also manages to hold down a job and a wife, three hours each per day, whether they need it or not. Readers may scold, hector, admonish or taunt Ted by e-mailing him at thecarygrantrules@hotmail.com.









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Comments

Great review, I'd heard such mixed things on this one that I wasn't sure. I'm not a big fan of musicals, but it sounds like they did it well. However, Mr. Snuggie? Doesn't care if it's a daydream, real dream, anything, as soon as they bust into song, he squirms like his pants are on fire.

So yeah, won't be seeing this with him.

I have a friend who said Hudson seemed literally tacked onto the movie, like an afterthought.

Kind of related question for everyone: what happened to that movie 9? Just the number 9? I'm so confused because there was District 9 and then some flick called 9 and then this, Nine.

The 9 movie was animated. Some creatures with big eyes? I swear, everyone I've asked has acted like I'm making it up. But it seemed to just disappear. I wanted to see it. What the hell?

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at December 28, 2009 12:17 PM

Wow, I was surprised you didn't tear this apart. It's been getting generally crappy reviews across the blargo-sphere.

but

How was the music? The arrangements? Most importantly, the voices of mostly actor-actors, not singers? Anyone else seen it?

Posted by: Ian at December 28, 2009 12:23 PM

Excellent review. I'm so happy to see that Pé Cruz (yes, I get to call her that) and Marion Cotillard are getting good parts in American movies; they're both very talented.

I really like musicals, and I can't wait to see this one.

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at December 28, 2009 12:24 PM

1. Take It All/Cotillard (Great song! The striptease, the emotions, the singing, and the shock at the end! My favorite!)

2. Be Italian/Fergie (It was a burst of life and gusto! go Fergie. sorry for doubting you!)

3. Cinema Italiano/Hudson (i like the remix better, but it was fun to watch. Energetic! though Steph was a real throwaway character.)

4. A Call From The Vatican/Criz (loved the ropes, dancing and sexuality of the whole scene. funny, too.)

5. My Husband Makes Movies/Cotillard (Really liked it. The cut to the screen test was perfect and added to the song instead of taking away, unlike in Unusual Way)

6. Unusual Way/Kidman (Kidman sang it wonderfully, but the cuts of dialogue thrown in hurt the number overall. The dialogue didn't add anything that the lyrics didn't say already. Probably the best acted song though.)

7. Overture (great entrances! could've been filmed better though. i felt like there was so much more that the audience could've seen)

8. Folie Begeres/Dench (Not much of a song, but the visuals and colours were wonderful)

9. Guarda La Luna/Loren (love the lullaby and the setting with the many candles, but it was just so awkwardly placed! for that, it has to be lowered. Would've been higher based on song alone.)

10. FInale (Nice to see the whole cast, but there's nothing much to it.)

11. I Can't Make This Movie/DDL (Same as #10. Higher because it contained some emotion.)

12. Guido's Song/DDL (FAIL. Some people wanted to walk out when this 'song' was performed. I really didn't like it. I could barely understand him and not much of a singing effort. Banderas pulled it off better.)

It hurts me to rank Kidman in the middle, because she's my favorite actress. :( but Cotillard deserves all the praise she's getting. Plus, i'm not totaly sure why people usually shit all over Kate. Her movies aren't all that great, but she's an OK actress.

Posted by: Derreck at December 28, 2009 12:24 PM

Is everyone oblivious to the fact that this is a musical remake to one of the greatest films of all time. The movie is about the director Federico Fellini's own writers block. He titled the film 8 1/2, and it's one of the most important and most beautiful films ever to have been made. Only, it might be appreciated by film art snobs like me, but it could be by more if there was attention drawn to it with the release of nine. 8 1/2 is the real film, it doen't even get a mention in this review.

Posted by: fishboy at December 28, 2009 12:25 PM

Snuggiepants, I saw a poster for that movie yesterday.

Yes, it is real.

Posted by: Bizarro Sofía at December 28, 2009 12:25 PM

btw, that's my list in order from best to worst.

Posted by: Derreck at December 28, 2009 12:26 PM

There's an important message here: if a prostitute like Fergie informs you of how to carry yourself later in life, you'll end up as one funked-up individual.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at December 28, 2009 12:29 PM

@ Snuggiepants

I saw 9 a few months ago. The animation was fantastic, lots of good ideas there. It's a short film adaptation and that really shows in the narrative. Even though the full-length feature is less than two hours, the plot still seemed "sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread." I may be off, though. I saw it once and I had a bad migraine that day.

Posted by: ThunderSacTriumph at December 28, 2009 12:35 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDQOF_pU8A

Here's the trailer for the original film. It's basically up there with the godfather.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz9zRGcdwyw

And here's some highlighted scenes.

Posted by: fishboy at December 28, 2009 12:41 PM

The first time I ever saw an episode of Gilmore Girls, the grandmother character referred to Kate Hudson as "that insipid Kate Hudson!" That moment alone made me fall in love with the series.

Posted by: atinymachine at December 28, 2009 1:05 PM

Holy crap! A reviewer understood the conceit of Nine and acknowledged its flaws? Surely the apocalypse is upon us. I thought everyone received the memo that the review was supposed to be Marshall bashing and nasty comments on how this film can't hold a candle to 8 1/2.

Posted by: Robert at December 28, 2009 1:12 PM

"Fergie’s androgynous stage charisma"

I love how you slipped that in there. Hahahahahaha.

Posted by: yocean at December 28, 2009 1:44 PM

Is everyone oblivious to the fact that this is a musical remake to one of the greatest films of all time. The movie is about the director Federico Fellini's own writers block. He titled the film 8 1/2, and it's one of the most important and most beautiful films ever to have been made. Only, it might be appreciated by film art snobs like me, but it could be by more if there was attention drawn to it with the release of nine. 8 1/2 is the real film, it doen't even get a mention in this review.

I suspect the omission has something to do with this angle having been beaten to death by everyone that has talked about this movie over the past three months. I don't think we're oblivious, I think we don't care. At this point, Nine has to stand on its own.

Posted by: rikkitikkitavi at December 28, 2009 2:16 PM

Hudson is one of the worst actors in Hollywood...

For this, I shower you with internet kisses.

I'm glad to read your fairly positive review; I was feeling torn after the NYT ripped it to shreds. I couldn't care less about the women, but the DDL, he speaks to me.

Posted by: Cindy at December 28, 2009 2:36 PM

Excellent review. I found the movie was excellent in parts and a failure in others.

I was genuinely surprised to find that I liked Kate's song the best.

Posted by: Alli at December 28, 2009 2:39 PM

I think this is the first review on here that I outright disagree with. I have never wanted to walk out of a film so badly as I did about halfway through Nine. My dad is straight of the boat from the Mediterranean and the atrocious accents got to me first, then it was the shoddy editing, then forced movement of a story, and finally the godawful Kate Hudson song. About 1/4 of the way through I started picturing Javier Bardem's head on Daniel Day Lewis...a charismatic and suave Mediterranean he is not. If you turned him upside down a knife to cut tomatoes and fresh cheese would not fall out.

Guido is supposed to be suave and charming...I kept wondering how DDL managed to charm as many women as he did with his case of crazy eye and the jimmy hands.

Oh God it was HORRIBLE. People kept walking out during my showing.

Posted by: Ren at December 28, 2009 2:53 PM

I'm right there with you Ren, this movie was a hot, trannie mess. A good musical whether on stage or screen allows to suspend your disbelief and draws you into the world it's created. That was not happening here. Part of the problem was the acting, the other part was the flipping back and forth between the black & white flashbacks and the technicolor song & dance numbers.The entire time I watched this I kept thinking, "Is it over yet? Is it over yet?"

Kate Hudson is that retarded girl who gets into a good school because her parents went there AND they had to donate a barrel full of money. Girl cannot act, has no charisma and personally if she had started dancing so fast that she caught on fire and spontaneously combusted, I would have stood up and cheered.

DDL? Meh. The character wasn't very likeable and I was mystified as to the power he had over all these women. Also, his chest hairs were too long and it was creeping me out to stare at them curling up across the screen like an octopus arm. Just saying, a little trimming goes a long way when you're on the big screen.

I only saw 3 good performances in the whole movie: Cotillard's first number, Fergie (I know? Right?) and Nicole singing "Unusual Way". Mind you I'm biased on Nicole, they could film her standing there turning in a circle and I'd be happy. Oh right, they did that in the movie.

I would have left partway through to go watch Alvin and the Chipmunks 2 but I was sharing a bag of popcorn with a friend and I din't have a plastic bag with me so we could split the snacks. Just saying.

Posted by: Beavertail at December 28, 2009 4:08 PM

I agree completely with beavertail...every single word.

Posted by: Lynsey at December 28, 2009 5:07 PM

I LOVE Chicago, so i was hoping this would be a good follow-up. And I love Nicole too.

Between this, Up in the Air, and Sherlock Holmes, there's more than one movie I want to see in theatres, for the first time in a looong time.

Posted by: Gabs at December 28, 2009 5:35 PM

I hate Kate Hudson so much. It's part of the reason I've delayed in seeing this film, nevermind the fact that it's one of my favorite musicals.
However hearing that it's not the trainwreck I thought it would be I might just face the cold weather and go out and see it.

Sad to hear the director or producers or writers or whoever decided to leave out one of my personal favorite songs "Simple." Check it out, great song.

Posted by: citizen_cris at December 28, 2009 6:21 PM

Not a single mention of Fellini in your review?

Posted by: Kinda Fancy at December 28, 2009 8:11 PM

I think the biggest distraction was the disparity between Cotlliard and Cruz's performances were compared to all the other women in the film (excluding Dame Judi Dench, of course). They were the only ones who actually acting-- as opposed to Kate Hudson and Nicole Kidman as the singing, beautiful Americans... they really didn't do much other than that.

Posted by: Soto at December 29, 2009 11:55 AM

I enjoyed the movie, but it pales in comparison to the musical when it's done right. Antonio Banderas (who played the lead in the Broadway revival) at least made you understand why these women were so drawn to Contini.

And so many good songs from the Broadway score missing from the movie! Sometimes completely replaced with inferior songs. Bleh. I was disappointed.

Oh, and Guido's mistress is Carla, not Caria.

Posted by: Sheri at December 29, 2009 2:36 PM

How I wanted to love this film. The women are universally gorgeous (even the abominable KHud) and photographed exquisitely. The costume design was magnificent and I don't think even Uwe Boll can make Rome look bad on film.

However...

This beautifully shot movie is all kinds of garbagey. The songs are pretty much terrible, start to finish. They add shockingly little to the story. The singers sing them comptently, but there was absolutely no musical money-shot in this film, and I fucking love musicals. The cast is absolutely wasted except for Marion Cotillard, who only stands out because her character was actually given something to do.

To sum up: If Kate Hudson is the best part of your movie (and she is!) then you FAIL.

Posted by: welldressed at December 29, 2009 7:42 PM

For those of you in Canada, who will be the only ones besides a few L.A. industry insiders who get this, I kept thinking that this was the movie Ken Finkleman was wishing he made with himself as George Findlay in the title role instead of DDL.

Posted by: Beau Hajavitch at January 3, 2010 1:56 AM

I saw this movie yesterday, Penelope Cruz looked like a wounded bird not sexy, this movie did have great songs but overall it was boring (my boyfriend fell asleep) I get it the distraught man with all these women in love with him and yet he has nothing to offer he isnt suave or sweet or anything I keep wondering what do they see in him? all these beautiful women pinning away after that?!
and yet the movie just seems to say that the women are draining him or using him and he is the wounded one not the women he hurts and in the end its annoying wasted talent its almost like a mans daydream come to the big screen and we watched it

Posted by: yepie at January 4, 2010 11:31 AM


















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