Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | December 26, 2017
To celebrate the holiday, a lot of families gathered together, and watched fun, funny movies. Which for many meant checking out Kumail Nanjiani’s autobiographical rom-com The Big Sick, now available on Amazon Prime. But some families may have gathered under the lights of a laptop to watch The Big Sick on Pornhub.
For those of you who wanna watch #TheBigSick with your families & don’t have Amazon Prime or can’t afford to purchase it:
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 24, 2017
The whole movie is available on pornhub.
Don’t ask me how I know.
It’s under “interracial.”
This is not a joke.
For the record: The Big Sick does have sex, but offscreen. But hey, who are we to judge what gets lion roaring? And because it’s Christmas, and at Christmas we tell the truth:
I was looking up “interstitial spawn” and ended up there by mistake
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 24, 2017
I guess I might as well admit this while we're admitting: Someone's also made a full recording of the original Broadway version of Hamilton available on Pornhub. It's listed as something like "hot historical porn" which is…not inaccurate, really.
— HoosAMerryKitty (@MeAndHoo) December 24, 2017
Side note: do NOT search 'The Big Sick' on pornhub…I've seen things… *shudders*
— His Dudeness (@ZJudkins) December 24, 2017
On Christmas Day, Pornhub responded to Nanjiani with glad tidings and apologies.
Kumail, we are trying to find it to remove with no luck. The whole Pornhub team is frantically looking through "big sick" videos on Christmas day. Thanks! https://t.co/6FzPCH9La5
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) December 25, 2017
Oh no. Oh. Oh no. I didn’t mean it should be removed! Enjoy your Christmas! You’ve brought joy to so many people! You deserve this break! https://t.co/66VrTD5l32
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) December 25, 2017
I am feeling for the Pornhub staff who have to watch all the other videos tagged 'big sick' on Christmas. God speed.
— edgarwright (@edgarwright) December 25, 2017
At least now Ted Cruz will be able to watch it
— Mark Duncan (@dunky373) December 25, 2017
If it makes you feel any better, I uploaded Daddy’s Home (original, not sequel) to PH this morning and I’ve been getting angry DMs from disappointed perverts all day
— Eric Seufert (@eric_seufert) December 25, 2017
My secret hope is that someone logs onto PornHub looking for something big and sick and instead falls in love with a big-hearted romantic comedy about love, cultural borders, and the precarious of life, and then finds to their delight that @kumailn is perfectly spank-bankable.
— Mike “🎶Hark How the Sell Sweet Silver🎶" Sell (@mike_sell) December 25, 2017
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a hot night.
