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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is Not Fucking Around About That Flat Earth Feud Anymore

By Emily Chambers | Celebrity | January 28, 2016 | Comments ()

By Emily Chambers | Celebrity | January 28, 2016 |


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So remember all the way back to Tuesday when the B.o.B. - NDT feud was in its infancy? At that point it had been nothing more than a couple of Tweets and a single, crazy as balls diss track. But we’ve now entered a new age. One where not only is Neil DeGrasse Tyson and his nephew are recording their own diss tracks. One where the saddest thing I can think of right now is that we might be missing an entire career of NDT as a rapper.

WHAT?

I have so many questions about this. Why didn’t you throw a beat under that, Neil? How many other PhD’s can do this? Can you form a super-group? Are you sure that being the world’s most recognizable astrophysicists is the best way you can help us? Can’t your talents be put to better use? Do you know how few dudes named “Neil” can handle themselves on a mic?

Here’s the best part though: the excerpt for Tuesday’s post was “We’ll be waiting with bated breath for NDT’s most likely awesome response track.” Which was supposed to be a throw away, joke line. Until I magiced that shit into existence. I’m not sure how I did it, but I’m pretty sure my powers are great. Watch out, Fassbender.


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