Kevin Bacon: Proponant Of More Gratuitous Dongs In Movies
I’ve written about the mystifying lack of dicks in movies before. I think I’ve made it pretty clear that if I ever run for President, I will run on a platform of more gratuitous ding dangs in film to counter the high number of Lady Garden and boob shots. Having said that, it is refreshing to hear that there is an actor of the highest caliber pushing for wiener flashing equality: Kevin Bacon.
Calling other men to
arms depants with the battle cry #FreetheBacon, Mr. Bacon has put together a short presentation about the beauty that is swinging free in every movie, every time.
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