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The Outlander Series by Diana Gabaldon


Cannonball Read / Marra Alane

Book Reviews | June 15, 2009 | Comments (25)


I basically read 6 long-ass books in about 3 weeks (yay unemployment!). Sometimes I just get obsessed with things that aren’t really that awesome to begin with. The first book got me so hooked that I shelled out for the rest of them and didn’t stop reading until I got Galbadon fatigue. So then I ignored posting reviews for them because I had pretty much stopped giving a shit, which means I sort of painted myself into a corner on these reviews - It’s just shy of 7000 pages of a series I finished last month, and many of the subtler plot points escape me.

The series starts off when Claire, a former WWII nurse on her second honeymoon in Scotland, accidentally falls through the stones and ends up 200 years in the past, where she meets and, over the course of 400 pages, grows attracted to, and is forced to marry, then falls in love with Jamie MacKenzie Fraser. Their relationship works for a while, but the problem is Galbadon makes them super-characters: even their flaws are about how perfect they are. Jamie’s a flawless leader and a perfect husband; Claire’s a respected healer and just independent enough to ruffle 18th century sensibilities without offending 20th century housewives reading along. Their love is strong, pious, loyal, blah blah blah. Sure, they hit some rough patches, but for the most part they’re cloyingly perfect together. Jamie and Claire use her knowledge of history in order to try and put a stop to the Jacobite Rising, but this doesn’t work (because you can’t change the past), and at the end of book 2 Jamie sends a pregnant Claire back through the stones and resigns himself to certain death. As there are more books in the series, he clearly doesn’t die; though for 20 years Claire presumes he did die after leaving her. When she finds out he lived, she resolves to leave her daughter Brianna in the 20th century and go back to him. They dick around Scotland for a while before going on a wild goose chase to save Jamie’s nephew from pirates in the West Indies (it’s better than it sounds) and eventually settle in North Carolina.

My favorite part of the series is the history of it. Galbadon does an incredible job researching 18th century highland traditions and customs, and the characters she creates in Scotland are complicated, flawed, and unforgettable — the Colum/Dougal dynamic particularly. The same research works for (book 2) French high society, the politicking of the Jacobite Rising and (book 3) the horrors of post-Culloden Scotland (it’s a battle, look it up, bitches). The West Indies (book 4) are also interesting, as is the descriptions of the voyages crossing the Atlantic, but the books in America just really blew it for me.

Maybe it’s just my own preference, but there is really nothing romantic about the colonial south to me (books 4, 5, 6). Maybe colonial New England — god, I would give anything to go back in time and fuck 1760’s Benjamin Franklin, I don’t care if he’s riddled with STIs - but nothing happens in backwoods North Carolina in the 1770s. The political intrigue and eco/social conflicts and history lessons are the greatest parts of the first three books, so when the last three don’t have that, they got boring, fast. The philosophical ramblings on time travel and fate and the nature of man that work so well in the first three books fall flat in the last three, because philosophy without action in the middle is just boring.

The back half of the series also suck because they put half the focus on Brianna, the 20th century daughter of Claire and Jamie, who travels back in time to save her parents from being killed in a fire she reads about them in a historical songbook (yeah, I didn’t really get that part either), and her soon-to-be husband Roger,who follows her. It was hard for me to connect to these characters because every situation they face, they do the exact opposite of what I would do. I know that’s not really a fair reason to hate a character, but fuck you, it’s my review and I’ll say what I like.

Recommendations: Read the first two books, and if you like them, try the third. But unless you’re really hard up for shit to do, skip the last three. Also, I’m thinking about picking up a Lord John book — he’s probably the greatest character of the back half of the series - a gay governor who wants to fuck Jamie, but he can’t because Jamie’s uptight like that, so he raises Jamie’s bastard son instead.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Marra Alane’s reviews, please see her blog.


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Comments

My original goal in life was to become a history professor, so these sound like fascinating reads.
I'll take your advice and go with the first three.

Posted by: Spender at June 15, 2009 9:43 AM

Definitely the first three. The author really did an incredible job researching the local lore and customs. I completely agree about the last three - only read them if you have trouble falling asleep.

Posted by: Stella at June 15, 2009 9:50 AM

Jamie MacKenzie Fraser? Wasn't he a companion for the 2nd Doctor back in the 1960's era of Dr. Who? Oh wait, I'm thinking of Fraser Hines who played Jamie, an 18th century Scot. Coincidence? Or Dr. Who fan? You decide.

"I would give anything to go back in time and fuck 1760’s Benjamin Franklin." Hahahahhahahhaha

Posted by: BWeaves at June 15, 2009 9:52 AM

oh marra, i *heart* you.
ben franklin WAS a fuckable hottie.

Posted by: gp at June 15, 2009 9:52 AM

I could never articulate why I stopped reading the books after they settled on Strawberry Place (or wherever). I concur, rural North Carolina can't compare with their adventures in Europe.

I highly recommend Lord John and the Private Matter. He has a certain humor regarding himself as well as Jamie and Claire that make his character vivid and interesting.


Also,I'll help build the time machine... and I call Thomas Jefferson.

Posted by: Morgagod at June 15, 2009 9:59 AM

Gaaaaah!! I had to read the first book last summer for my book club. My favorite line? "I gave ye my soul now I give ye my cock." Tied with "Ride ye I will!!"

My roommate and I would point to a random page and read the dialogue out loud. Good times.

Posted by: Julie at June 15, 2009 10:02 AM

"I gave ye my soul now I give ye my cock."

Sounds like the best marriage proposal a girl (or boy) could ask for.

Posted by: marya at June 15, 2009 10:44 AM

"I gave ye my soul now I give ye my cock."

Wow! He gave her a rooster as a wedding present?

Posted by: BWeaves at June 15, 2009 11:26 AM

"I gave ye my soul now I give ye my cock."

I guess that's old Scottish for, "The hammer is my penis."

Posted by: BWeaves at June 15, 2009 11:27 AM

Hee. These books are so much fun, and so ridiculous in parts. The "love" dialogue is just plain laughable, and I can't stop reading these books. I'm on the third one now and...oh boy. It just doesn't stop. But they're so much fun.

And I love love love this review. Hee.

Posted by: figgy at June 15, 2009 1:53 PM

I would give anything to go back in time and fuck 1760’s Benjamin Franklin, I don’t care if he’s riddled with STIs

"Wow, Ben Franklin. You really are a sleazebag. "

One of my favorite Office episodes ever.

Posted by: figgy at June 15, 2009 2:09 PM

BWeaves, Diana Gabaldon has actually said in several interviews that Jamie Fraser is indeed named after the Scottish Dr Who companion Jamie McCrimmon, played by Fraser Hines. When she was considering writing a historical novel, she watched one of the Dr Who stories featuring the Second Doctor and Jamie, and decided that she may as well set her series in 18th Century Scotland, and have a main character called Jamie.

Posted by: Malin E at June 15, 2009 4:33 PM

I'm a humongous Diana Gabaldon fan, and you're absolutely right: the most recent books drag so, so, so bad. Brianna is annoying as shit, and so is her annoying family. They need to get the fuck back to Europe where cool things are actually happening, which is what I signed up for in the first place, damnit.

And yes, I do suggest you read the Lord John books. 1) They do not take place in America, which is lame.
2) They take place when Lord John is young and hot.
3) She researches the hell out of them.
4) She actually takes the time to pay justice to the fact that he is a gay man living in a society that doesn't accept that. (ESPECIALLY in the most recent book, which is the best of the series of them, so far).
5) Lord John is indeed awesome: so awesome.
6) You get to see a very different, flawed side of Jamie, through John's eyes, which adds an excellent new layer to his character which I think adds alot to him beyond his story with Claire.

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at June 15, 2009 5:46 PM

By the way, for those of you who enjoy the Jamie-isms, if you go on the hilarious fansite "Ladies of Lallybroch" some intrepid Gabaldon fan found a Scottish guy to read out Jamie's lines aloud. So if you ever want to hear an actual Scottish guy (probably incredibly embarrassed) saying "OCH, RIDE YE I WILL", NOW IS YOUR CHANCE.

I will still buy everything Gabaldon ever releases, including the next Outlander book, the next Lord John book, the upcoming graphic novel, and tickets to the movie if it doesn't get stuck in production hell (again).

Posted by: teacupnosaucer at June 15, 2009 5:50 PM

I read the first book for a book club. A good friend had recommended the series, but I couldn't get into it. For one, I'm not a fan of romance. Secondly, the way Gabaldon wrote dialogue threw me. Instead of "hearing" Jamie's accent like he was from Scotland, in my head he sounded like a pirate.

Don't know how to explain that. It should have made it better, but somehow it didn't.

Posted by: Jana at June 15, 2009 5:52 PM

I have to disagree with most of this review. I'm a HUGE, longtime fan of the Outlander books and James Alexander Malcolm MacKenzie Fraser is one of my all time heroes. I have read and listened to them a gazillion times and never fail to enjoy a single moment. Roger and Brianna may not be the most charismatic couple but my heart broke right along with Jamie and Claire's when they had to come back to the future. I for one am enjoying the look at the colonial south we are being given. I recommend these books (ALL) of them to my friends. They are all needed to complete the story being told even though some may be better than others.

Posted by: Diane at June 15, 2009 6:54 PM

Well I love Jamie as well, but you have to admit that some of the things he says are just flat-out ridiculous. He's fun though, at least, and a well-drawn character.

teacupnosaucer that is terrifying and hilarious. I'm not sure I can handle it but I'll keep it in mind!

I also think this series could be an awesome movie or tv series adaptation. It's so damn entertaining.

Posted by: figgy at June 15, 2009 8:18 PM

Malin: Aha! So I was right about the Dr. Who / Jamie link! Thanks for confirming. I had the biggest crush on Fraser Hines back in the late 1960's. I used to live for ladder shots on windy days. I found out years later that:

a) He had lead weights sewn into the hem of his kilt so it wouldn't blow up over his bum. (He work soccer shorts under the kilt just in case.)

b) He had the cameraman stop down the camera so less light was available to the film and you couldn't see up his kilt on ladder shots.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 16, 2009 9:35 AM

Eeheehee, I love that you reviewed this series. A woman at work found out I'm a bookworm and brought me the first book one day... I was so very skeptical (this was an early edition and was packaged more as a harlequin romance than the fancy historical cover it gets now, complete with a half-naked Jamie and a lot of plaid and heather), but once I got into it I couldn't bring myself to put it down. I devoured the whole set and am now dying for the next book to come out. It's retarded... though I too love the "I give ye my cock" bits.

Posted by: b at June 16, 2009 9:58 AM

Great review/overview of the series. I read the first book when I was quite young (13ish?) and waited with baited breath for the second and third. Loved, loved, loved them, but I don't know if they were that much better than the fourth or if I just had a higher tolerance for the cheesy dialogue. (Looking back, the scene at the end of the first book, trying to exorcise the English soldier via lavender and sex, seems a lot stranger than it did at the time.) I stopped reading after the fourth one, as Brianna was one of the most unlikeable characters I've ever encountered in a book, which also lowered my opinion of Roger (why would he want her?). But the fact that it was set in the states and not France or Scotland may have contributed to my distaste.

Posted by: PallasJay at June 16, 2009 2:27 PM

I read the first and about half of the second. Just well-researched bodice-rippers if you ask me. Somewhat enjoyable, but not exactly award winners.

Posted by: Major Etiquette at June 16, 2009 7:35 PM

So... umm... was I the only one who was really interested in the bad guy..? As in, I found him fascinating and sympathetic, really.
It was that scene with his brother in the second book that sealed the deal. And dammit I can't cope with unrequited love/lust without feeling at least a bit of sympathy!

Posted by: Linda at July 4, 2009 1:47 PM

I know you said that the Revolutionary war really had nothing to do with the south. Are you familiar with American history? Do you know who Nathanael Greene is? This is the man who changed the course of the revolution. It is because of his brilliant military campaign in South Carolina that we are now sitting in the United States of America and not in The United colonies of Britain. The war was won because of crushing blows dealt to the British in South Carolina. Not boring at all. If you could go back in time to meet Benjamin Franklin, he would have told you as much.

Posted by: Nancie at July 9, 2009 12:01 AM

Hey, whilst the last three novels set a different pace I still found them very interesting. Yup Brianna is a ball ache but I can cope with her. The whole sereis is terrific - vivid, fun, inetersting and would make a great motion picture - as long as they don't put bloody Tom Cruise in as Jamie - he's more Russell Crowe but younger (in the first three at least).
Loved them! Dianna has created an amazing and unforgettable work of fiction.

Posted by: Ellamay at July 29, 2009 11:57 AM

Some greta Outlander based T-shirt designs

Posted by: Michelle at July 29, 2009 8:42 PM