Cannonball Read V: The Hobbit by J.R.R. Tolkien
(JoeMyJoe is one of our junior Cannonballers. He is seven years old, and this is his fourth Cannonball Read review this year. How old were you when you first read The Hobbit? What did you think of it then? Leave a comment to encourage our young reader! —mswas)
My dad just read The Hobbit to us, and I really liked it.
Bilbo Baggins is a hobbit who lives in The Shire, a nice green part of Middle Earth. He likes to eat, smoke his pipe, read his books, and relax. And then one day, a wizard named Gandalf comes to his house and invites him to go on an adventure. Bilbo says NO, because he likes his life and isn’t interested in changing it. Later, 13 dwarves come to his house, thinking Bilbo is going on this adventure with them. They eat a LOT. Bilbo tells them NO, but the next morning changes his mind and runs after them.
The adventure is that the dwarves are trying to find their old home, the city under the mountains (Dale), and the treasure that is there. The city was destroyed 60 years ago by Smaug, the ferocious dragon.
The hobbit, wizard, and dwarves set out and meet good people (Elrond and his elves, and shapeshifters) and bad (goblins, orcs, and wargs). They get attacked by goblins and giant spiders. Bilbo finds a magical ring (and a weird creature named Gollum) that makes him invisible when he wears it.
They are a brave bunch with a lot of courage. When Smaug is finally dead, they find their way into the mountain to get the gold and treasure.
My favorite part was the scenes with Bilbo and Gollum talking in riddles about his “precious” ring.
Bilbo, who started out as a quiet little hobbit, became a brave hero. He brought some of the treasure back home to the Shire (only about 2 small chests of treasure, not 1/14th of the gold as he originally said he would take)! He lived a long and happy life, and eventually told his nephew Frodo all about his adventures.
We watched the first movie this weekend, but I liked the book better.
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