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100 Books in a Year: Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte

By Marra Alane | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (108)



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(Race note: Marra Alane remains a close third in the Cannonball Read, with 55 books read, trailing Sophia’s 60, and Prisco’s 63.)

Jane Eyre, as I’m sure many of you know from high school English Lit, is the story of the orphaned dependent Jane, sent off to a horrible boarding school for girls because her aunt hates her as a evil, bold little girl. Jane grows up, becomes a governess at the Thornfield estate, and promptly falls in love with her boss (which most certainly was not done back in the day). He loves her as well, and even though he’s kind of an asshole and ugly to boot, she agrees to marry him. Unfortunately, he’s already married to a crazy pyromaniac he keeps locked up in the attic. Jane runs away, and who should she conveniently meet and be taken in by but her long lost cousins. Then she gets a bunch of money and goes back to Thornfield, only to find it burnt to the ground and her boss a blind amputee. But, love conquors all, and they get married and live happily ever after. The end.

You know, for such a classic book, it’s sort of poorly written. I mean, the plot is ridiculous, but at least it’s fun. The dialogue, however, goes on forever and ever. I can’t remember if Jane Eyre was published in installments in the newspapers of the time; that may explain the lengthiness when there’s no need for it. I also find the characters stupid and boring and one-dimensional. Although, to be fair, they aren’t really supposed to be fleshed out; people wrote differently and expected different things from their stories in the 1800s. But still, this is one of those classics I would recommend skipping.

And this is what I don’t get: if the point of all of the novels written in England in the 1800s is to show that those who are good and wonderful get what they deserve, and those who are assholes get their just desserts, how is it that Jane — by being pious and generous and good — gets stuck with a crippled asshole as her reward? Yeah, she loves him, but I can’t figure out why. He’s much more likable in the movie. In fact, the movie is better than the book. Go watch it instead.

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Comments

Wow, I hate to come off as an elitist lit major, but....your review epitomizes why reading books should not be a race. The reason the dialogue goes on forever is because that's where the main ideas of the novel come out and where the complexity of the characters emerge. I've heard the book criticized for many things but never because the characters were boring and one-dimensional.

Posted by: Amanda at April 3, 2009 9:14 AM

Hey there's a completely random/comment diversion list idea:

Movies/TV shows that were better than their written counterpart

Posted by: annoyingmouse at April 3, 2009 9:28 AM

Wow! Marra! Listen, Jane Eyre is not one of my favourite books by a long shot, but you really don't get it. One of the reasons the Brontes' books are so interesting (note: I don't necessarily say enjoyable) is that they explored the uglier side of relationships as well as really strong themes such as obssession and how close hate is to love. The sisters were talented, intelligent, passionate women who lived in a virtual prison of a rectory in Yorkshire at a time when women were supposed to be either pious breeders or pious spinsters. Yes, there are huge gaping plot points and far too much use of coincidence, but they had almost no real life experiences (they lived almost vicariously through their loser brother) and yet they wove these stories out of what they imagined would happen if two people became desperately, passionately attached to each other. And let's face it (although Ranylt will strongly disagree with me here), they practically invented the "nice girl attracted to an asshole and all the bad decisions she makes as a result" storyline. For all these reasons, I think you sell Jane Eyre short.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 9:28 AM

I agree, Amanda. I just finished Jane Eyre for the first time earlier this week, and I just loved it to pieces. The characters of Jane, St. John, and Mr. Rochester had a lot of texture, I thought, and I found the writing to be far less purple than I had anticipated.

I definitely recommend this classic. Not like War and Peace. Yeeesh...

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at April 3, 2009 9:33 AM

Sometimes I feel like a bad feminist for it, but I will always adore the Bronte sisters. I read their work, and I know that I should feel indignation at the men who these women fall for - narcissistic messes that Heathcliff and Mr. Rochester are... but then I remember PaddyDog's point - you can't really read these with a 21st century eye and appreciate them. You have to take them in context - and when you do, the depth of the writing just blossoms.

I've probably read Jane Eyre and Wuthering Heights 20 ties, respectively, and they get richer every time for me - I guess I can relate to being a smart, strong-willed woman who falls hard for the hot mess.

Posted by: Tammy at April 3, 2009 9:53 AM

It doesn't even sound like you read the book.

The worst part is that Rochester is one of the most complex characters in all of English literature. Calling him a "crippled asshole" is illuminative.

Posted by: Caroline at April 3, 2009 9:53 AM

This is a great book, my wife is a fan of Charlotte Bronte’s work. I’m just behind Sophia, I’ve read 57 books, this is so exciting it’s going to be a close race.

Posted by: Pookie at April 3, 2009 9:53 AM

*times. It's Friday, can't type.

Posted by: Tammy at April 3, 2009 9:55 AM

So, which movie version of Jane Eyre do you recommend, Marra? I've seriously seen like 4 of them. The latest one on PBS was pretty good. Suggestions?

Posted by: Helena at April 3, 2009 10:09 AM

I also love Jane Eyre, but I agree that it's not especially well written. I hate Wuthering Heights and rejoiced when the almost totally unredeemable characters died (um...spoiler?), but I thought it was really well written. Maybe these Brontes should have collaborated...(and I do think it's possible to write a character who is totally irrational and self-obsessed adnd is sill great to read about-look at Ignatius J Reilly in a Confederacy of Dunces)

Posted by: tanotice at April 3, 2009 10:11 AM

Tammy: I would even go further and say that Jane Eyre and other Bronte works are feminist novels. Jane rejects the opportunity to marry St. John who would be a perfectly respectable husband who would "look after her" and chooses to follow her heart instead (when I refer to Rochester as an asshole, I mena it in the sense that he is gruff and ill-mannered, not that he treats her badly, because he doesn't). In that she was making a very independent choice for the time. Similarly Cathy defies all convention by loving Heathcliff and her marriage to Edgar Linton demonstrates how much of herself a woman has to compromise in order to be a good wife married to a good man. Villette is chock full of plot points that explore gender roles. Agnes Grey shows how venal woman are who succumb to wealth and comfort on a marriage instead of true partnership.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 10:11 AM

Okay, glad the rest of you agree with me. I know it has been a while since I read any Bronte (high school and I don't want to discuss when that was), but I seemed to remember loving the Bronte sisters.

I think I will start my own canonball read thing and go through the 100 greatest books ever written. It's been a long time since I have read anything that was worthwhile... who's with me?

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 10:12 AM

I didn't like Jane Eyre or Wuthering Heights. The Bronte sisters just didn't write the kind of stories that interested me. Some classics aren't for everyone.

Mini-diversion: Movies that were better than the book.

FRANKENSTEIN Mary Shelley couldn't write worth shit, but she had a great concept.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 3, 2009 10:13 AM

Hated this book when I read it in middle school -- yes, that's right, my crazy teacher made us read it in eighth grade -- and luuuuuuuuuuuuuuurved it when I re-read it in college. You kind of give short shrift to the plot. I mean, it's like saying Schindler's List is about a guy who has a factory, doesn't want to lose his employees, and there's a girl in a red coat.

Posted by: Ariel at April 3, 2009 10:21 AM

legib:

If you can ever get this crowd to agree on what 100 books to include on the list, I'm in.

Unless one of those books is the Bible: The Bible for me is a collection of badly-written blog posts from religious lunatics and the occasional well-doer. I really feel that if "God" had wanted there to be a book to guide us, (s)he would have given us something a bit better edited.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 10:24 AM

Mini-diversion: Movies that were better than the book. Amazingly, LOTR. In the book the hobbits just walk and walk and walk. Yes it's more dull in writing than on the screen.
Jane Eyre, I'm definitely not a fan of the Bronte sisters, but I really enjoyed this book. Two people that just resonate together, with personalities that suit each other and need nothing else but to be together sounds like the perfect relationship to me. No flashy declarations, no Hollywood glitz, no Ryan Reynolds abs and Scarlet Johanssen pout, just normal human beings genuinely in love and suited for one another. Good enough for me.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 10:26 AM

Had to comment for the first time on this site, since this book is my namesake. My mother read it when she was in fifth grade (she had a messed up childhood), and wanted a daughter named Jane ever since.

I know that I was biased into loving this book from the start, but I'm so glad to realize that other people do too. The idiots that were my classmates in public school all hated this when we read it because it was "boring."

Posted by: Jane, as in Jane Eyre at April 3, 2009 10:29 AM

I agree with all the positive comments about Jane and her Rochester and wanted only to add that the book wasn't only about her and Rochester, it was a very pointed indictment of the charity schools of the time and of the fate of the daughters of gentlemen left to fend for themselves. I admire the whole idea of reading a lot of books, but maybe some of the classics should be left out of races and kept for a time of more leisure.

Posted by: lateformyfuneral at April 3, 2009 10:31 AM

Wow, I'm pretty sure I find this review of Jane Eyre offensive. While it's obvious that Eyre isn't the most scholarly of books, it at least deserves more than three paragraphs banged out in 15 minutes.

Posted by: post-its at April 3, 2009 10:37 AM

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 10:24 AM

That was THE best description of the bible EVER!
I am going to memorize that and recite it in every future religious discussion I have.
Thanks Paddy!

Posted by: SilverDeb at April 3, 2009 10:39 AM

legib I want so badly to say that I'd be in, but I am currently buried in graduate school and sadly cannot read anything not on a course syllabus. If you don't get it rolling until summer 2010, though, I'm definitely in.

Posted by: CurlieQt at April 3, 2009 10:41 AM

PaddyDog- what do you think of this list? http://www.randomhouse.com/modernlibrary/100bestnovels.html

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 10:45 AM

What, no discussion of the whole Madwoman-in-the-Attic subtext?

Posted by: Arkansan at April 3, 2009 10:45 AM

Aw, I absolutely love this book.

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2009 10:52 AM

legib
I'm in. That list (either one) looks pretty diverse.

Posted by: SilverDeb at April 3, 2009 10:53 AM

legib:

Love the list on the left (The Board's list) although if we read them in sequence I'm not sure how we will ever get past #77: Finnegan's Wake is frickin' impossible.

Can't go with the list on the right (The Reader's list) since I refuse to have anything to do with Ayn Rand.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 10:54 AM

"Can't go with the list on the right (The Reader's list) since I refuse to have anything to do with Ayn Rand."
Cause Ayn Rand is bad but L. Ron Hubbard is totally fine right?

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 10:56 AM

or here's this list from the same site..http://www.randomhouse.com/modernlibrary/100rivallist.html

or this one:
http://www.time.com/time/2005/100books/the_complete_list.html

Has anyone else found a good list?

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 11:01 AM

Irina:

Nope. L. Ron Hubbard's work is schlocky science fiction. Ayn Rand's work is ego-facsist propoganda.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:02 AM

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 11:03 AM

legib:

Now that second list is the only one I've ever seen that was brave enough to exclude Ulysses. For that alone, it deserves some attention. I can never make up my mind as to whether or not Ulysses is the most amazing thing ever written or Joyce's big practical joke.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:06 AM

First list made me feel ashamed of not having read half of the books mentioned, and I used to consider myself a serious reader. I stand corrected. Still, as an Austen fan, I find the second list way more to my taste, not to mention easier to read and actually enjoy.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 11:11 AM

Agree with everyone who finds this review to be insultingly superficial. You can do better than this!!

Posted by: AM at April 3, 2009 11:12 AM

okay, call me a liar... http://www.nytimes.com/library/books/072098best-novels-list.html#1

now PD, this list puts "Ulysses" as # 1. Frankly, I have never read it.. so I am interested in trying to slog it out.

Also, my plan is to re-read anything I have already read. Seeing as most of the reading I did that had any sort of merit occured in college and high school, it's been a while.

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 11:14 AM

Irina:

Never let lists intimidate you. As you can see from the three lists legib provided, there are many variations on the "100 best books" theme and just because you haven't read one group's idea of what those books are doesn't make you any less of a serious reader.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:15 AM

I see that All the King's Men is on that Time Magazine list.

True story: For the past few months I've read through Slaughterhouse 5, Katzenjammer, The Road, World War Z, and Little Children, and then about a week ago I started reading ATKM and I think I got to page 4 and I started reading Pajiba instead.

Congratulations, Eloquents. You've superseded Robert Penn Warren. Bravo.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at April 3, 2009 11:16 AM

I read this book in college, and even with a feminist perspective, and I still didn't like it. I am not a spoiled reader of only modern books - I like all kinds of lit. But I didn't like this one because it is plotted a bit haphazardly once she gets out of the school (which was horrible but interesting reading). Once she gets to Rochester's house, I was ready to be done with it. I wanted to spank that little girl, disliked Rochester immensely and I wanted the madwoman to loom larger and show up sooner than she did. SHE was interesting to me, far more so than Jane, but she is really only a device. I liked the gothic tone, but I don't really understand why this book is required reading when there are SO many books with good points to them. Maybe to the Brontes, being a governess was interesting, and falling in love with a rich guy with a crazy wife was exciting. But not me, so much. It is fun to view this book thru feminist and economic perspectives. But it ain't so much fun to just slog thru for the heck of it. And as much as it dragged in the middle, the ending is just BANG! over. So I found it a little uneven, as well. Not the worst book (I thought Wuthering Heights completely nonsensical, and an uphill climb to get thru) but not the best reading for feminism or gothic lit. In fact, I think Jane Eyre is more interesting in the things it doesn't say, than what it actually says, and maybe that's why it keeps ending up on those reading lists. *shrug*

Paddy-Dog, that was a hilarious description of the bible!

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 3, 2009 11:18 AM

Well, we could just all agree to read Ulysses since it will take about two years what with the need for explanatory notes and a guide to the language references.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:19 AM

Chickaboom:

I agree the mad woman is incredibly interesting. Perhaps that's why Daphne DuMaurier in Rebecca, her "updated" version of Jane Eyre, made her the much more compelling character.

Also, it might interest you to know that many neurologists believe that Mrs. Rochester had Huntington's disease based on the description of her illness in the book. There has been a lot ofresearch trying to determine if someone Bronte encountered had HD and therefore she borrowed the symptomatology from that.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:26 AM

I remember hearing once that people tend to like either Wuthering Heights or Jane Eyre but not both of the Bronte sisters. I read them both in high school when I was on a "let me read all the classics" kick, and didn't particularly enjoy either one. However, every once in a while I feel like I need to reread them since college definitely would have changed my view (oddly enough, I was an English major but never read the Brontes in class).

While I may not have particularly enjoyed either novel, I've read some really interesting literary and critical analysis on them that helps me appreciate the importance of them. I especially like the whole postcolonial take on Bertha, and the madwoman in the attic stuff.

Posted by: Jen at April 3, 2009 11:28 AM

Jen- I was an English Major as well and managed to get through all of my schooling without ever having to read one Charles Dickens novel. How's that for crazy?

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 11:30 AM

PaddyDog- If Ulysses is that awful, we could leave it off of the list we choose altogether (sub-in something else in its place). If someone is determined to read it, they can.

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 11:32 AM

Interesting, Paddy-Dog. And Rebecca rocked! :)

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 3, 2009 11:35 AM

Sorry, Paddydog, I don't know why I keep sticking a hyphen in there. More coffee needed this morning. *yawn*

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 3, 2009 11:37 AM

legib:

I don't mean to imply that it's awful. It's very difficult, but I find it fascinating and entertaining. BUT, it is work.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 11:38 AM

I agree that Jane Eyre has a lot of feminist points in its column. Jane was far more independent and, frankly, sassy than I had expected of a heroine given the time period. I like that she chose, and she really did choose, Rochester over St. John, the "troll" over the handsome man, and the one she pursued (well, I mean she went back to Thornfield to find him) instead of the one that pursued her.

RE: Mini-Div: I have to agree with Lord of the Rings. I thought Tolkein badly needed an editor, and the movies served that purpose. Also, I would add The Hours because I hated that book with a fiery passion. I didn't love the movie, but I thought it was well-done.

Posted by: The Wandering Parakeet at April 3, 2009 11:49 AM

I always thought Jane Eyre's primary contribution to society was giving a lot of terribly dull and difficult women an awfully high opinion of themselves. I feel like if Jane lived today, she'd be one of those stone-bitch office managers who goes home and curls up with a trashy romance novel. Her character didn't resonate with me at all.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at April 3, 2009 11:58 AM

Have to add my voice to those who thought that this review was just sub-par. Feel free to dislike the book, but I got the feeling that you didn't even really bother. Which is a shame!

@ Jen: I heard that too, about the Wuthering Heights/Jane Eyre thing, and in my case it's true. I love Jane Eyre but I DETEST Wuthering Heights. Tried to read it, couldn't get through it, got a revised edition (i.e. the good bits version) and STILL had trouble getting through it. I simply cannot stand stupid characters, and WH seemed to have them in abundance. Give me Jane Eyre, who does wat is right, can't be beat down and doesn't spend ages moaning about how dreadful everything is, any time. WH is just too gothic for me, bah.
Of course, my true favourite will always be Austen. :p Funny how the Brontës couldn't stand her; they thought her too polished and clean. 's interesting in a literature history kind of way...

@ Ligib: I can't stand Charles Dickens for the same reason I can't stand WH: stupid, overdramatic characters. So I won't call you crazy. ;)

Posted by: Linda at April 3, 2009 12:00 PM

I like that she chose, and she really did choose, Rochester over St. John, the "troll" over the handsome man, and the one she pursued (well, I mean she went back to Thornfield to find him) instead of the one that pursued her.

Also that in the end she has to help him, and be the stronger person. :)

Posted by: Linda at April 3, 2009 12:03 PM

so, what are we starting with? i am going to the library this weekend... or should i start out on my own?

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 12:06 PM

Your idea: tell us where to start.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 12:11 PM

Okay, I am going with the Modern Library list "The Board's List" and am going to completely bypass "Ulysses" for the time being and start with the # 2 - The Great Gatsby and go from there.

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 12:15 PM

Gatsby it is. The blue light beckons.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 12:18 PM

To Chickaboom and anyone else who wanted to see more of the mad woman in the attic, I would reccomend reading Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys. It's written as a prequel to Jane Eyre and from the point of view of the first Mrs. Rochester. It's a great piece of postcolonial literature that looks at Rochester and Jane from the point of view of a non-european "other." Plus, it's raises some important questions about just how the first Mrs. Rochester lost her marbles and who is to blame.

Posted by: Amanda at April 3, 2009 12:22 PM

Legib, can I suggest Dostoievsky at some point? Seems to be missing from the list, or I'm going blind and missed it. I'm a "Crime and Punishment" sort of gal but most people say "The Karamazov Brothers". You choose.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 12:25 PM

Seems it's "The Brothers Karamazov". My bad.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 12:26 PM

I'm reading Gatsby for my book club next month. I'm really excited to revisit it.

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2009 12:29 PM

Irina- thanks for the suggestion! I just noticed there was no Dostoevsky on the list too. I may kind of do a mish-mosh of lists. Which one would you suggest?

Posted by: legib at April 3, 2009 12:30 PM

I can't believe a review of Jane Eyre is what's finally brought me out of lurkdom. It's probably my favorite book of all time. I read it at least once a year--and every time I get something different out of it depending on what's going on in my life.

For those of you who liked it, might I recommend The Wide Sargasso Sea by Jean Rhys? It's a kid of prequel to Jane Eyre, told from the point of view of the first Mrs Rochester--the madwoman in the attic.

Posted by: Ruckus at April 3, 2009 12:34 PM

D'oh! Amanda beat me to it!

Posted by: Ruckus at April 3, 2009 12:34 PM

Erm, isn't it a green light?

Posted by: AM at April 3, 2009 12:35 PM

I read this book when I was twelve or thirteen and all I remember is that in Victorian times "ejaculate" meant to interject a comment into a conversation. Jane was always ejaculating in parlors and drawing rooms.
Paddy, to be fair to the Bible it's no worse than the Egyptian Tomb Texts, Enuma Elish, or other contemporary mythos. The point of ancient religion was to impose a semblance of order on an otherwise chaotic world. You sacrificed, you kept the law, and that was all the god/s wanted from you. It wasn't until Saul of Tarsus ran into Zombie Jesus that the whole idea of personal devotion took off in the west.

Posted by: Inaras at April 3, 2009 12:36 PM

AM:

I defer to you. It's been a while for me.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 12:43 PM

Legib, here are some of my favorites that aren't on the lists: "Anna Karenina", "Last of the Mohicans", Paul Feval's "The Hunchback" and Elizabeth Gaskell's "North and South" for the romantic little girl I still am at almost 30 :D I'm flattered you asked for my opinion and can only hope you enjoy some of these. Happy reading, wish there were more people like you :)

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 12:45 PM

FYI, meant more people that want to read more, not people who ask for my opinion. I blame these crazy kids and their Internet.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 12:48 PM

You know, for such a snarky review, it's sort of poorly written.

More and more, I think that "opinion", on its own, is literally worthless. Why bother telling me what you think if you won't tell me WHY, and give some actual evidence? Ugh. I'm sorry to be snarky myself, but this review is garbage. I'm guessing that the "three paragraphs banged out in fifteen minutes" estimate from the previous commenter is about right. Lazy reading, lazy writing, and lazy thinking.

Posted by: LF at April 3, 2009 12:48 PM

You know whatever one thinks of the review, I am really happy that a book review on Pajiba received this many comments.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 1:07 PM

Not my favorite book, but post-school and pre-St. John is pretty entertaining. My favorite part: when Mr. Rochester dresses up like a gypsy woman and almost gets Jane to confess her love. Too bad none of the films try to make that happen (Rochester is always hiding in the wings while some woman is reading people's fortunes).
Also, I kind of like Jane. She does what she feels is right instead of giving it to what she wants or what would be comfortable.

Posted by: kelsy at April 3, 2009 1:17 PM

Ruckus - I'm right there with you. This is, for me, the original romance novel. I've read it countless times and am still breathless when Rochester declares his love.

I think it has resonated with me so much because Jane is just so likable.

Oh, and for whoever was talking about Ulysses up there, put down the Joyce! Just, put it down. No one will think less of you. If you must, read The Dead. Vastly superior.

Posted by: rayliota at April 3, 2009 1:32 PM

I first encountered Jane as a teenager. Every few years I re-read the book, and find, with another layer of life experience and scars, that I enjoy different parts for different reasons.

She has an internal sense of honor and honesty. She believes passionately in honest love and marriage, which causes her to accept the "socially unacceptable" (above of her social class) Rochester, but reject the trite sacrifice of a cold loveless marriage to St. John. Both of those decisions were unusual, and she is portrayed sympathetically. She articulates her position forcefully. Yeah, the plot is full of coincidences. But her eyes are sharp and her BS detector is admirable.

She would have been a formidable Eloquent.

Posted by: Gavin at April 3, 2009 1:39 PM

Ditto to the love for Wide Sargasso Sea. It made me appreciate (not love, but appreciate) Jane Eyre.

I do not get the romance aspect behind Wuthering Heights. That book seems like a mild form of torture porn.

Posted by: frumpiefox at April 3, 2009 1:42 PM

Oh, and for everybody who gripes at War and Peace: stop approaching it like some sacred piece of The Canon, and pick it up like one of those multigenerational potboiler epics that can get you through a summer vacation and the airport delays on the return. (It's just better written than most.) It's a ripsnorting tale of intrigue, war, social ambition, social climbing, and loss of innocence.

Posted by: Gavin at April 3, 2009 1:46 PM

I love that it's a book review that has caused me to de-lurk after so long, but I really found this review offensive. I guess I'm reiterating what most have already said, but, while it's fine if you dislike a book, it's really better form to explain why, and in a reasoned, intelligent manner.

Also, I must follow what others have said and recommend Jean Rhys' superb Wide Sargasso Sea. I just finished reading it about a week ago, and it was profoundly moving and thematically powerful.

Posted by: Tierney at April 3, 2009 1:48 PM

I've always been torn up about this book. I loved the writing, but I couldn't keep myself from wanting to reach in and slap the hell out of Jane every now and then. I think she sometimes comes off too obsessive, too dependent, too submissive. But I did love the book as a whole, and the Mr Rochester character, as much of an asshole as he is, fits in with the rest of the book quite perfectly. It's a very weird book, I think, and I'll definitely have to give it a re-read.

And I honestly couldn't get past the first few pages of 'Wuthering Heights'. Too much doom and thunder and WOE for me.

And to whomever said LOTR needed an editor:

You're lucky I can't shoot people over the internet.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 1:55 PM

That whole gypsy thing...all the times when Rochester tries to tease out some kind of amorous feelings from Jane...he's married already, and I think his near-marriage to Jane is cruel. When she goes back to him, I wanted to slap them both. Eventually it would come out and then Jane would be ruined, both socially and vocationally (no "good" family would have her supervising their children). He does not love her. He loves the Rochester that Jane thinks she loves, if that makes sense. I don't think the ending is romantic - I'm all for romance - I think the ending is unfortunate, as Jane is supposed to be so smart and canny, but who does she settle for? A person who would humiliate her publicly - someone in Rochester's society was bound to remember that he'd been married once before, don't you think? And I'm sure I would have liked it more if it turned into a revenge story, and Jane torments Rochester til the end of his days.

The thing about Wide Sargasso Sea...I want to know what Bronte envisioned for Bertha's character, assuming she did. Jean Rhys' book, tho inventive, is like reading these Austen knock-offs. I'm sure they're entertaining, but I'd rather just read Ms. Austen.

Posted by: Chickaboom at April 3, 2009 2:00 PM

And hey don't hate on the review or Marra. I thought it was funny and to the point, and it's not like we haven't all heard a billion intellectual responses to this book. Sometimes so much has been said about one thing that you just need to write down your gut response and not create a 50 page treatise.

And it's brought out a great discussion, that's always a plus.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 2:01 PM

And I'm sure I would have liked it more if it turned into a revenge story, and Jane torments Rochester til the end of his days.

Now that would be a lot more interesting and a lot less depressing than the actual ending.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 2:14 PM

What I've learned from this review:

1. When Marra thinks something is, like, totally amazing/awesome/intelligent/cool--> Do NOT read/watch.

2. When Marra thinks something is, like, totally boring/poorly written/crappy/dumb/lame-->
Probably fantastic. Worth reading/watching.

Posted by: Yawn at April 3, 2009 2:24 PM

I might be biased here, but I just spent 9 months researching and analyzing the hell out of Jane Eyre for my college thesis as I am an English major. And I'm not particulary understanding what you mean by "poorly written." How's this for you?

"It is in vain to say human beings ought to be satisfied with tranquillity: they must have action; and they will make it if they cannot find it. Millions are condemned to a stiller doom than mine, and millions are in silent revolt against their lot. Nobody knows how many rebellions besides political rebellions ferment in the masses of life which people earth. Women are supposed to be very calm generally: but women feel just as men feel; they need exercise for their faculties, and a field for their efforts, as much as their brothers do; they suffer from too rigid a restraint, too absolute a stagnation, precisely as men would suffer; and it is narrow-minded in their more privileged fellow-creatures to say that they ought to confine themselves to making puddings and knitting stockings, to playing on the piano and embroidering bags. It is thoughtless to condemn them, or laugh at them, if they seek to do more or learn more than custom has pronounced necessary for their sex."

If that isn't feminism, and Jane taking a stand and actually making Rochester suffer before she goes back to him isn't awesome, and the whole Bertha is mad and from Jamaica and represents the "Other" isn't the precursor to a ton of postcolonial criticism and texts, then call me crazy. Charlotte Bronte wasn't writing in 2009. She wrote this in the 1840s and had to publish under an ambiguously gendered name so that people would actually buy her book. The Bronte sisters questioned all of the norms for women of lierature at the time. Read Virginia Woolf's A Room of One's Own if you are more interested.

Sorry for the rant, I just love the book and can't help lecturing about it every other day.

Posted by: Eileen at April 3, 2009 2:32 PM

I think that's the biggest problem with trying to 'review' classic works. You can't give a gut reaction to something that's been so universally discussed, because people will clobber you with a hundred years' worth of literary analysis, but I don't think this makes a straight-up reaction worthless. You could give me a lecture on the merits of Wuthering Heights and what makes it a classic, but I'm still gonna hate the hell out of that book.

I think some people need to get off of Marra's throat.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 2:37 PM

If you guys are looking for a good list of classics to tackle, just use the AP College Board list of authors covered on the AP Lit exam. I decided to tackle the ones on that list I had never read (and am embarrassed that I've never read since, um, my entire career is deeply involved with such things). Started about two years ago. Every now and then I get horribly burned out and have to read stupid fluffy fluff and true crime and stuff. Then I'm ok again. I'm ready to get back into the classics.

Here you go, have fun:
http://www.baysidess.com/ENG4U/AP%20English%20Past%20Exam%20Selections.pdf

As for this review, I was torn. On the one hand, I sort of enjoyed the brevity, but by the time I was done reading it, I wondered if the reviewer even read it. Or read it carefully. I don't know, they certainly aren't one-dimensional characters. But if you're used to 20th and 21th century literature, yeah, it's going to take a bit of getting used to. Definitely.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at April 3, 2009 3:14 PM

Figgy:

I think the problem many people had (I actually don't care either way because it gave me a chance to discuss the book with y'all) was that it seemed more like a gut reaction than a book review in terms of Pajiba standards. On the one hand I agree it's not right to jump all over Marra since she stepped up, read the book and submitted a review. On the other hand, this is Pajiba: "jumping all over a reviewer" is sort of the norm.

Posted by: PaddyDog at April 3, 2009 3:30 PM

In Marra's defense, we Cannonball readers don't write these reviews specifically for Pajiba. They're for our blogs just to show we've read the books-when Dustin feels the urge, he chooses one to post.

And Yawn, making such an obnoxious blanket statement on Marra based on one of her opinions is incredibly rude. That sentence makes me sound all mommy, but I don't care. It was fucking rude.

Posted by: Julie at April 3, 2009 3:47 PM

You make me sad.

Posted by: Sarah at April 3, 2009 4:58 PM

I agree with both PaddyDog and Julie. It's fair game to critique reviews and I'm very happy when any book review starts a discussion, but I think we can all agree to keep it respectful and not just outright rude and insulting to the reviewer.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 5:02 PM

Beautiful review. I couldn't agree more. I've never read the book, but I never wanted to or planned to anyway.

Here's some things I've learned by reading this review:
1.) People who say, "I had to delurk...", shouldn't have.
2.) Never use "I was an English major" to validate a point, it cheapens the English majors who aren't assholes.
3.) This review is textbook Pajiba. No evidence needed, just bitchiness.

Posted by: The Land Snark at April 3, 2009 5:17 PM

I read Wuthering Heights back in junior high, for pleasure (yeah, I was a weird kid) and finished it, but it was a monumental struggle. I just didn't feel anything for Cathy and Heathcliff. I wonder, if I read it now, would I like it any better? I never got around to Jane Eyre. I think WH scared me off from Jane. I'll have to give it a try. As to Wide Sargosso Sea, I saw the movie, and didn't care for it one way or the other.I didn't realize there was a book as source material. I might give that novel a try, too.

Mini-dirv: Thank You for Smoking. I liked the book a lot, but I think the movie tightened up and streamlined the plot. Besides, I just like Aaron Eckhart.

Posted by: rlr260 at April 3, 2009 5:19 PM

That's it, Marra. We're getting married.

Posted by: Sofía at April 3, 2009 5:32 PM

Holy shit people, chill. It's just an old, boring book - at least Marra called a spade a spade. If only I had the guts to write a review/paper like that when I was still an English major.

I mean, what were you really expecting? A 15-page dissertation citing the stuffy opinions of dead white guys experts ad nauseum? She wrote her opinion, clearly, refreshingly, and forthrightly. Is all this hate just because she found a "classic" overwrought and overrated? I think more than anything this review reflects a shift in the assessment/evaluation of literary style towards more nontraditional criteria. Is that really worth such a shitstorm of indignant outrage?

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 3, 2009 5:33 PM

Lordhelmet, of course hating a popular book doesn't justify any namecalling. But you can't write a review for a classic novel, extend it to only a few paragraphs and end it with "better see the movie" and not expect some backlash. We can all agree to disagree; people that haven't read the book yet can do it now and decide for themselves.

Posted by: Irina at April 3, 2009 6:12 PM

Quick Marra, to the MurderTank! You can sleep on that cot over there until this hubbub all dies down! Here's a change of clothes - you wouldn't want to be recogni...

NEVERMIND THAT CAMERA! IT'S SIMPLY A SAFETY PRECAUTION!

...

I'll be in the whiskey fountain.

Posted by: Skitz at April 3, 2009 6:15 PM

Jane Eyre and Pride and Predjudice. I have a theory that every modern romance written, filmed, sang or interpretatively danced is just another version of one of these two books.
The not-so-attractive but spunky woman and the dangerous, powerful man fall in love OR the man and woman who initially hate each other, then fall madly in love. It's rare you find anything that doesn't fit that formula.
I think when they were first written, these plots were very interesting, and the leads were remarkable. Now, they've been dulled by repeated imitations, and the changes in women's lives make Jane and Elizabeth seem like silly little twits.

I understand that when somebody dislikes a book, it's sometimes difficult to clarify why, but I found this review a bit half-hearted too. Yes, Rochester was an arsehole for not telling Jane about his wife, but he treated Jane very well, especially when you consider that she was his employee for most of their 'courtship'.
Beneath all the bullshit of mad wives and convenient inheritances, it was the story of two imperfect people falling in love. Nobody changed personality, Jane didn't suddenly whip off her glasses and stun the world with her hawtness. They discussed God and faith and life, made hard choices between integrity and happiness, teased and argued and made mistakes and offered forgiveness. They compromised, gave up the castle in the sky for the shack on the dirt. It's not perfect, but that's what the book was about - that nothing is perfect, but happiness is still possible.
If you were expecting the 'happy endings' found in 'all novels written in England in the 1800s' (and that was a fairly foolish generalisation, I have to say), then of course you're going to be disappointed. Some books become classics because they resonate with people's lives, not their dreams.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at April 3, 2009 7:55 PM

Land Snark, how can you agree with a review about a book you've never read? That makes about as much sense as fucking for virginity.

Jane Eyre just happens to hold to the honor of being my favorite book of all time. I love the writing style of Charlotte Bronte and seriously have never been able to get enough of books that featured the lives of English governesses. Using words like "stupid," "boring," and "ridiculous" to describe one of the classics just shows me that either Marra isn't old enough to appreciate the book, isn't bright enough to understand the book, or just took her own advice and just watched the movie instead of actually sitting down with this brilliant work. The review, its brevity, and its lack of sophistication just made me angry and sad.

And you won't like me when I'm angry (and sad).

Might I suggest each of you pick up a cheap copy of the novel and form your own opinions? It's a quick read (I read it in one night the first time I read it at age 15), and it's well worth the time away from your weekend TV time-wasting schedule.

And if you find yourself intrigued by the mind behind the work, I also suggest the fictional novel The Crimes of Charlotte Bronte by James Tully.

And if you DO find Jane Eyre to be as fascinating a read as I believe you will, try Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier.

Posted by: The Pink Hulk at April 3, 2009 9:07 PM

Way to NOT GET the book. Stick to comic books then, will you? Jane Eyre is a masterpiece. The Bronte girls were so ahead of the game; the fact that they could even comprehend such fiction and prose is mind-blowing. You are not worthy.

What a retarded review.

Posted by: Gistine at April 3, 2009 11:25 PM

I hereby propose Marra as Pajiba's official book critic.

And if you don't like her reviews then you read the book and form your own opinion about them. Sheesh.

Posted by: Sofía at April 4, 2009 12:10 AM

legib & PaddyDog, I almost ordered The Great Gatsby from Amazon a couple of days ago. I'll take your suggestion re: having your own Cannonball Read as a sign to place that order. Would you two care for some company in your reading quest?

Posted by: Se7en2 at April 4, 2009 12:19 AM

Seconded, Sofi. At least she's good at provoking discussion. Now, who would win in a cage match, Marra or someone more like Ranylt or one of these vocal Bronte-lovers?

Two critics enter. One critic leaves!

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 4, 2009 2:30 AM

Why does one critic have to leave, lordhelmet? Godtopus almighty, what is it with Pajibans neglecting women's rights?

LET US FIGHT IN THE MUD!!!!!!

Posted by: Sofía at April 4, 2009 3:38 AM

Now, they've been dulled by repeated imitations, and the changes in women's lives make Jane and Elizabeth seem like silly little twits.

What. *slaps you with a glove* Explain yourself, or else it's pistols at dawn, sir/madam ScienceGeek.

(Agree with the rest of your post btw, this just struck me as... what?)

Posted by: Linda at April 4, 2009 7:57 AM

100 comments wheeee

Posted by: Irina at April 4, 2009 10:12 AM

Nay Sofi, fight...in the jello! Shadows, grab your cameras. Literature criticism is about to get...dirty!

Posted by: lordhelmet at April 4, 2009 12:15 PM

Only if it's sugar-free, lordhelmet. I'm on a diet.

Posted by: Sofía at April 4, 2009 3:36 PM

*loooong low whistle* Damn! Marra if nothing else you HAVE to be commended for getting so much interaction about this novel! Once again: Damn!

The thing with all the critics for and against the novel, people we are obviously going to have to call it a truce and say we agree to disagree.

Marra may have been succinct (my word of the day, don't laugh) but she expressed the views some of us have about the book, including myself.

She may have analysed it a 21st century perspective, but that's what's fun about criticism - it's from different eras, different countries and different views and many times granting one new ideas.

After all, it IS how the novel Wide Sargasso Sea came about and I liked that perspective of the Mr. Rochester's hidden wife a heck of a lot more than Bronte's. But that's just me. I like to mind people business and get the inside story.

Posted by: Four Eyes at April 4, 2009 4:43 PM

Linda - Woo! Slap fight! Don't get me wrong, I don't personally think that about Elizabeth and Jane. I think they're witty and clever and full of integrity and general awesomeness. I'd want them to be my drinking buddies, if, yanno, they were actual people. (Picture a drunken Lizzie and Jane out on the town - isn't it a lovely mental image?)
I made the comment in response to the people who complained that they were silly, and soppy etc, trying to say that those ambitions of marriage and dedication to 'proper behaviour' only seem silly if read from a modern perspective. Trying, and failing, obviously.
Now, if I have to go get my pistol, can we wait until lunch instead? I hate getting up before dawn.

Posted by: ScienceGeek at April 4, 2009 6:30 PM

@ Sciencegeek: very well. But let's wait an hour after lunch, wouldn't want to get upset stomachs and all. ;)

Elizabeth and Jane as drinking buddies would be awesome! I can just imagine them complaining about stupid men being... stupid. Lizzy would complain about Wickham being a cad and/or Darcy being so intolerably stiff, and Jane would just one-up her by telling her how HER man was secretly married to someone else and she only found out when she was already standing at the altar - for which Lizzy would buy her another drink because damn, that's harsh.
But would Jane drink? Hmm...

Posted by: Linda at April 5, 2009 8:45 AM

As the anti-Pajiba demographic in every conceivable way (WM, 50, rereads Jane Eyre and Pride and Prejudice 3 or 4x/yr), I'd join the hatin' on Marra but hey, she's only 13 and has her whole life ahead of her, let's wait till she rereads Middlemarch at 40.

But why hasn't this thread gone wild debating the various movies and miniseries? Worst Rochester ever: William Hurt! Best: Timothy Dalton! R.: Only character to be played by both a Bond and a Bond villain (Toby Stephens)!

Posted by: Mr. Mason from the West Indies at April 5, 2009 8:10 PM

This so-called review is offensive to anyone with the slightest shred of critical insight.

Posted by: Joe at April 5, 2009 9:10 PM

I directly blame Jane Eyre for my attraction to socially abrupt and emotionally unavailable men. In my sophomore year of high school, in English class, I declared I hoped to find a man like Rochester and I've never stopped looking!

But how can you hate on the Brontes when without them there would be no Wuthering Heights - Kate Bush? Where would my life be? So cooo-ooo-ooold, probably. As a novel, Wuthering Heights cost me multiple "Accelerated Reader" points due to a month wasted on a book inappropriate for my 6th grade mind, but as popular music with interpretive dance it's at the top of its league.

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