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Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett


Cannonball Read / Lizzie Borden

Book Reviews | June 2, 2009 | Comments (46)


What can I say about Good Omens that hasn’t already been said (possibly twice)?

It was awesome. I loved it.

The book starts off at the Beginning, with an angel and a demon discussing the Banishment from Eden of you-know-who. At this point, they’re probably cordial enemies. The sort of people who are aware that they’re on opposite sides, but don’t have any personal problem with each other. It reminds me of those war stories you hear sometimes, about the grunts out in the trenches exchanging songs and beers and whatnot at holidays, regardless of what side each happens to be on, as both sides know at heart that the boys across the field are mostly the same as them-drafted and thrown into this against their will.

Fast forward thousands of years to the present(ish) day. Crowley (our demon) and Aziraphale (our angel) are the sort of wary friends wherein the wariness is mostly a disguise both wears to minimize to their superiors just how close they really are. Ostensibly fighting on opposite sides, both of them know that there’s not much difference between them at heart. It’s made clear to the reader quite quickly that both sides lay claim to most of every endeavor and accomplishment humankind has ever gotten to as a win for their side. It’s an eternal war, except for the fact that the world is set to end a week from Tuesday.

The pair has decided (Well, mostly Crowley decided and dragged Az into it through much wheedling and invoking of ineffability) that they rather enjoy Earth as it is, as well as humanity, and they rather don’t want the world to end a week from Tuesday, as it’s ordained to do.

Hijinks ensue.

I wish I could do justice to the plot of this book. The demon and the angel are certainly the main characters, although it could argued that Crowley is slightly above Az. However, there are numerous minor players; everyone from the AnitChrist to Satanic nuns to a bunch of mischievous kids. I can’t even quite put into words just how much I loved this book. The style? Oh, it just tickled me to no end. I don’t know if it came naturally to them or if they had to work at it, but this sort of droll, tongue in cheek style is something I will forever aspire to. And I doubt I’ll ever come close. I loved every word of it. I love that I never read this until after seeing Neil and hearing him describe its writing as just something he and Terry did to make each other laugh.

It reminded me a bit of Stroud’s first Bartimaeus book (especially with the footnotes. Dork I may be, but I love me some footnotes. They’re always so silly and out of place); and a bit of something else I cannot for the life of me remember right now. I’m pretty sure, however, that this one was written first, so these books were influenced by Good Omens, and not the other way ‘round.

I loved the Satanic sisters. I loved the Them. I loved that the AntiChrist got misplaced and raised by normal folks. I loved the irreverence and the casual, well, blasphemy of it all (and I say that as someone who was raised Catholic, not as someone who actually thought of the book as blasphemy. If there’s one thing I can appreciate, it’s good, well-written blasphemy). I loved how often it made me laugh, or giggle madly, and that it had me grinning like an idiot even more often.

If you appreciate either author and haven’t read this yet, I highly recommend it. If you were raised Christian or Satanic and have an appreciation for things that make fun of your childhood in Sunday school, I high recommend it. If you’re breathing and appreciate humor of any sort, I highly recommend it. Shit, just go read the damn thing if you’ve not already done so.

This review is part of the Cannonball Read series. For more of Lizzie Borden’s reviews, check out her blog, Lizzie Borden Took Her Axe ...


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Comments

This was my first Terry Pratchett book and I was recommended it while in college for a lit class. I had to write a paper on a novel that took a book of the bible (Revelations here) and re-imagined it. It lead to a long love of TP. This book is hysterical!!

Posted by: legib at June 2, 2009 9:15 AM

Lizzie, I'm not even fucking joking when I sometimes genuinley wonder if we're clones from the same original or each others long lost twins or some thing because fucking SERIOUSLY. My mouth, my words, you have removed them.
Good Omens is without shadow of a doubt my most favourite book of all time, and that's from a lng, loooong lise of books i've ever read. I remember hearing once that Terry and Neil hit Hollywood a few years back, ready to finally get it turned into a film (imagine James Purefoy as Crowley, just picture it) only to realise 9/11 had JUST happened and the world wasn't ready for films about the Apocalypse.
I remember laughing outloud with EVERY reading, snickering wickedly or just smirking in agreement. I too was raised Catholic and found it delightfullt titillating to read a book that took such cheerful, merry, good natured and teasing pokes at religion.

I'm fully with Lizzie on this one, if you haven't read thisbook, have even a passing intrest in Gaiman and/or Pratchett, or indeed, the Apocalypse, religion, the AntiChrist...read it. Read it any way, its forking brilliant.
Probably my favourite quote, because of its accuracy, even to a self described 'sort of agnostic, I guess'

"God does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time"

Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 9:20 AM

It was awesome. I loved it.

Ditto.

Posted by: Ariel at June 2, 2009 9:22 AM

It has literally made my day that I found this review on Pajiba! I adore Neil Gaiman, and I dated a Terry Pratchett fan who made me read this. Truly an exquisite look into the depth and ridiculousness of religious people. This story is poignant, funny, brilliant and deliciously blasphemous.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at June 2, 2009 9:25 AM

Probably my third favorite Gaiman book (A.Gods and Neverwhere) and definitely the top for comedy. Absolutely love this in book. Favourite things, in no particular order:

- The portrayal of the Horsemen. To date the best I've seen or read. When I think of them, it is always the version from Good Omens.

- "Many phenomena — wars, plagues, sudden audits — have been advanced as evidence for the hidden hand of Satan in the affairs of Man, but whenever students of demonology get together the M25 London orbital motorway is generally agreed to be among the top contenders for Exhibit A." TRUTH.

- That Crowley is described as "an angel who did not so much fall as saunter vaguely downward"

Posted by: WestCoastPat at June 2, 2009 9:25 AM

Lovely review Lizzie. From your recommendation and the comments I'll defiantely pick this up. I too love well written blasphemy. It makes me warm and fuzzy. So do my footy jammies.

Posted by: admin at June 2, 2009 9:42 AM

Lizzie, awesome review! I actually haven't read this yet, but like you, I was raised Catholic and have a subversive love of a bit o' light-hearted blasphemy. This sounds right up my alley.

Posted by: meaux at June 2, 2009 9:46 AM

Oh, I love this book! If you liked the footnotes, Lizzie, you should check out some more Pratchett. The footnotes and Death are all Terry, because they are staples in his Discworld novels. War and the maggots are totally from the mind of Gaiman.

Posted by: tinydundie42 at June 2, 2009 9:48 AM

Dammit, I was in the library yesterday and pretty much stopped looking after I found "Pygmy" on the first shelf. Don't know if they have this but I'll be looking hard next trip.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 2, 2009 9:52 AM

Excellent review of an excellent book. :) Tip: watch The Omen (either version) after reading Good Omens and see if you don't at least crack a smile at certain parts. :p

Seconding TinyDundie42's recommendation of Discworld if you loved the humour and the footnotes. Sometimes he has footnotes for the footnotes... Besides, Discworld has some awesome characters (DEATH, of course, Vimes, Granny Weatherwax) and can be incredibly poignant without ever losing the humour. I love it.

Posted by: Linda at June 2, 2009 9:59 AM

This has been in my 'to read' pile for I-can't-even-tell-you-how-long. I'm almost afraid to read it and be let down.

That being said, I have a tremendous amount of faith in both Pratchett and Gaiman to live up to the hype.

And if you really loved this and haven't taken the plunge into Discworld, then I'd suggest you start out with Small Gods, although my personal favorite is Thief of Time, which is all kinds of awesome, too. Small Gods will give you the casual blasphemy (through a not-entirely-safe fantasy lens), tongue-in-cheek humor, and fantastic footnotes.

Posted by: Tyburn Blossom at June 2, 2009 10:14 AM

Funny, I JUST borrowed a copy of Bartimaeus this weekend.
Good review!

Posted by: Stella at June 2, 2009 10:28 AM

Nadine: (imagine James Purefoy as Crowley, just picture it)

Holy crap, I think I purred when I read that. I've always been a strong supporter of Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie in the roles, but that's in my head, where frosting is a perfectly acceptable breakfast.

Posted by: Sarah at June 2, 2009 10:44 AM

This is my most favoritest novel ever.

Posted by: David at June 2, 2009 10:45 AM

Sarah, darling, who says frosting ISNT a perfectly acceptable breakfast. It may or may not delight you to know, in my head, Aziraphale is Paul Bettany...theoretically he could play either but I like the 'Light and Dark' thing with their hair...

Tyburn Blosson, Thief of Time is my favourite Pratchett too! With Small Gods being close second!!

I'd love to see Thief of Time as a really visually epic movie with some of the incredible chinese directors handling the martial arts scenes because can you PICTURE the fights in the Cherry Blossom under the watchful eye of someone like Yimou Zhang...aye, papi, talking of such thigns has given me the vapours, I do declare I may need to lay down

Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 10:59 AM

Man, late to my own party. Thanks, everyone.

Nadine, Paul Bettany would make an excellent Aziraphale. Mmmm Paul Bettany.

Guess I'll have to check out some Pratchett now. I tried to read one a few years ago (I think it was his first book), and I couldn't get into it. I'll try to find some of y'alls recommendations.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 11:08 AM

Blasphemers are in good company, actually:

Then the high priest tore his robes and said, "He [Jesus] has blasphemed! Why do we still need witnesses? Listen! You yourselves have just heard the blasphemy!"

-- Matthew 26

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at June 2, 2009 11:15 AM

Lizzie, right?? He'd be all....nom.

I was the same, when I was younger I couldn't read Pratchett, could barely stand the cover art on the books (it was before his artist was Paul Kidby who is like, mind blowingly good at visualising the world Pratchett is writing) but during my like, GCSE Exams (for the americans, the exams you take at 16 to determine whether you'll contintue into Further Education, which is essentially your final two years of school) I didn't want to study and ended up finding my dads stack of Pratchetts. Between Dad, my brother and myself we own every single discworld book (we are a family who embraces its Nerdlinger leanings, Dad and Bro are also Warhammer Enthusiasts. My geekery is more filmic and literary) and I've read all of them a few times each. Another good one to check out, for film fans is Moving Pictures, that one is just wonderful and lovely.
It's also worth reading Gaiman's Graveyeard Book and Pratchett's recent Nation, which is a kids book yes, but is truly staggering in its approach to God, atheism, agnosticism and all such themes.
......I am a nerd. And I love it.

Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 11:21 AM

Loved this book! I wish those guys would write another one. Thanks for the great review!

Posted by: Chickaboom at June 2, 2009 11:46 AM

Aaahhh, my love for this book knows no end.

I laughed for 5 minutes straight when I read that the Antichrist decided to name his hell-hound "Dog".


Posted by: io at June 2, 2009 11:50 AM

Just in case there actually happens to be another still-Catholic person reading this blog and worries that this book is too blasphemous--don't. I minored in Catholic theology and LOVED this book. It was recommended to me by one of the most devout (but well-read) Catholics I know. I'll be recruiting my poor mother to read this one next.

Posted by: nutmeag at June 2, 2009 12:03 PM

Love love LOVE this book. Great job miss Lizzie!

Posted by: Julie at June 2, 2009 12:15 PM

Nadine, I very muchly agree with you on The Graveyard Book, which I actually bought hardcover and loved. LOVED. (Also, I got it signed! I have a little grave drawn by Neil himself with my name on it inside the front cover! *insert fangirlish squeeing here*)

I'll definitely try to give Pratchett another shot, though. I take it they don't really *need* to be read in order?

io, I did too. There were a few places where I had to put the book down I was laughing so hard.

Thanks, Julie!

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 12:27 PM

Actually, I loved everything about Dog. Especially at the end when he's decided he really likes being Dog and doesn't really want to go back to Hell because he likes the smells on earth. Awesome.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 12:27 PM

Love it Lizzie! And how every tape you leave in your car for longer than a fortnight turns into a Best of Queen? Brilliant.
Reminds me so much of Hitchhiker's Guide. Just wish the local Lib'ry had more Pratchett. (I shouldn't complain, they DID give me American Gods and Anansi Boys

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at June 2, 2009 12:31 PM

Optimus, that's why I LOVE my library. It has EVeRY Patchett known to man!

WhenI saw this review I was so thrilled tears came to the eyes!
This is my absolute FAVOURITE novel! Hands down!

Furthermore, even though peope aren't too fond of it, I adore the old cover art by Joh Kirby, really.

Posted by: FourEyes at June 2, 2009 12:54 PM

That's Josh Kirby

Posted by: Four Eyes at June 2, 2009 12:59 PM

as requested *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*!!!

Thats the coolest thing EVER, I cant believe you have that! I am....Jealous....grrrr but in a good way, you lucky devil!

As for Pratchett, well, Not as such, books like Small Gods are standalone, others ARE part of a sort of series but you dont HAVE to have read the others to understand them all, except maybe in the Vimes books if only to understand the ever shifting dynamics between him and the Patrician =)


Otherwise you can dive right on in.

I STILL cant believe you have a signed copy of The Graveyard Book....harumph!

Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 1:13 PM

true story, i found out he was speaking at a college about two hours from my house via twitter. couldn't hardly believe it at first. Genny(also Rusty) went with me. It was so worth the being too tired to see straight the rest of that week.

(also, to pimp mah blog: I wrote about it at length over there.)

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 1:26 PM

Lizzie, consider me pimp slapped, I shall be stalkertastically checking out your blog, which I'm sure I'll love cos you seem raathah cool =D

Gaaawd thats awesome....I'll have to stalk his twitter then...or PRAY my local bookstore GROWS A PAIR and gets him in. They got Robert Rankin recently, which was cool, but Gaiman is like the untouchable God

Posted by: Nadine at June 2, 2009 1:57 PM

I tried to read one a few years ago (I think it was his first book), and I couldn't get into it.

Pick up one of his later books - he definitely got better (as he even admits himself). Try one of the stand-alones (Small Gods has been mentioned) or start one of the series!

Try this reading-order guide: http://www.lspace.org/books/reading-order-guides/index.html
:)

Posted by: Linda at June 2, 2009 1:57 PM

Love Gaiman, love Pratchett. Love their contemporaries of Douglas Adams and Christopher Moore. But I've tried reading this book twice and fallen short both times.

Can someone please tell me why? I get all meh on it, I shouldn't, and I can't put a finger on why.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at June 2, 2009 2:13 PM

Oooh, thanks Linda! (holy shit, that thing has a key!)

idiosynchronic, I wish I could tell you. I guess it's just one of those things: if you don't dig it, then you don't dig it.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 2:35 PM

I've been wanting to read this ever since it showed up on the "Best Books of the Generation" list, and have been unable to find it here. Really need to get myself a credit card that works for ordering crap online...but I probably shouldn't, since I'd probably go insane and even more broke with it.

Great review!

Posted by: figgy at June 2, 2009 4:09 PM

Good Omens is considerably less blasphemous than any of the Left Behind books. Pratchett and Gaiman are brilliant at taking premillenial ideas about the end of time at face value, then imagining what might actually ensue. Great book. On my third copy, because I keep giving it away.

Posted by: alone in the dark at June 2, 2009 6:58 PM

I am loving the Pratchett love on Pajiba there is hope for you bastards yet...

Posted by: Thaf at June 2, 2009 7:30 PM

I've recommended this book to about a dozen people, and I only finished reading it a couple months ago. When I lent it to my friend I didn't even have the usual fear of "oh god will she like it? What if she doesn't like it and I'll have to punch her in the face or stop talking to her?" I knew she would love it.

Posted by: SaBrina at June 2, 2009 8:31 PM

Lizzie, Colour of Magic was his worst. It was still better than a lot of drek out there, but if you'd heard people raving about him, it's no wonder that book make you wonder why.

Small Gods was the book that won me over. Soul Music helped me infect my fiance with The Pratchett Bug. Making Money and/or Going Postal are also highly recommended as a quicker way to get to grips with his later style (not as bonkers, but just as clever and funny).

Posted by: ScienceGeek at June 2, 2009 9:00 PM

yeah, I have a thing for starting at the Beginning of Things, so I picked that one up. Looks like I'm definitely going to give him another shot... and read something else.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 2, 2009 9:30 PM

Mr Smith picked this up from our pool "lending library" last summer for either himself or Smith Jr, but I ended up reading it and loved it.

Smith Jr loves the Bartimaeus books, so maybe I'll pass it to him this summer to try again.

Thanks for reminding me how fun a book it was to read.

Posted by: Mrs Smith at June 2, 2009 9:47 PM

Nice choice Lizzie, good review. I’m almost through Cormac McCarthy’s Blood Meridian and need something breezy and fun, thanks for the reminder. Two styles of writing that should have little in common, blended to create one of the best apocalyptic comedies I have read. Casual blasphemy is the perfect description. Sod Hollywood, let Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg adapt it. They are the only ones who could do justice to it’s “oh look, it’s the apocalypse. Let’s have a cup of tea and a sit down” humour.

Loved this book! I wish those guys would write another one.
Posted by: Chickaboom at June 2, 2009 11:46 AM

Given Pratchett’s Alzheimers, it seems sadly unlikely.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1986843/posts

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 2, 2009 11:01 PM

RandyPanTheGoatboy, you said it. Worst news ever. I'm always commenting late, and the last few times I heard Pratchett mentioned I posted this info too late for anyone to know about. If you love the man, send a fan letter. Remind him, yo. He's boss.

Right now I'm reading The Science of Discworld (with Ian Stewart & Jack Cohen) and it is absolutely stellar. It is how the world works. That's right - a scientific, biologic, astrophysics, evolutionary, quantum mechanics 'for dummies' - but oh so much better. Fabulous mind.

Posted by: replica at June 3, 2009 1:13 AM

...and by the way, I mean it's how OUR world works. It's giving me a generous overview of everything I never knew.

Also, Pratchett's cousin owns his own tiny, musty old second hand book store on Main and Broadway in Vancouver. He looks like Dumbledore. He was mighty pleased to see me clear out his entire Pratchett collection and was happy to know the folks at Pajiba think highly of his work.

Posted by: replica at June 3, 2009 1:17 AM

Love this book. My whole family read the paperback version ragged, dog-eared corners, broken spine, etc.

My little sister took that beat-up book to a signing with Neil Gaiman (('m still jealous!), and when he saw it, he wrote "Burn this book! - Neil Gaiman"

I had to get a new copy for myself, because my sister wouldn't part with the signed one after.

Posted by: linny at June 3, 2009 9:44 AM

Funny coincidence, I'm re-reading this on my daily bus rides right now. After The Road, I really needed something fun... and oh man, is this ever the book. It's so hard not to burst out laughing, I'd rather not draw scornful looks from other bus passengers... although I feel if I showed them what I was reading they'd understand completely.

Posted by: naive_charm at June 4, 2009 12:34 AM

So, Neil also signed my copy of Good Omens with "Burn This Book!" It's a joke. You need to get Terry Pratchett to give you the set-up!

Posted by: Mike at July 6, 2009 3:33 PM