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Derby Girl by Shauna Cross

By effcubed | Posted Under Book Reviews | Comments (22)



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Inspired by … something I can’t recall, I recently actually watched a movie I got from Netflix in a timely fashion. That movie was Drew Barrymore’s girl power, feel good, Whip It; starring Ellen Page, whom I like a lot, despite myself. On the movie’s IMDB page, I learned that the movie was based on a book. I usually prefer to read a book before I see the movie but in this case, decided to make an exception because the movie was so adorable.

Bliss Cavender is a smart, indie girl, suffering through high school, a pageant-obsessed mother and a terrible job at the Oink Shack in Bodeen, Texas. There’s basically nothing awesome in her town: no good music, fun culture, or boy eye candy; as Bliss herself puts it, “You will see Jesus skateboarding the streets of Bodeen before a hot guy wanders across the county line.” On a horribly embarrassing and unfruitful shopping trip to nearby Austin, she picks up a flier for the local roller derby league, and after conning her best friend, Pash, into attending a bout, she is hooked and goes for tryouts. Naturally, she makes the team—the Hurl Scouts to be precise—and becomes Babe Ruthless, a good derby name being key to the whole enterprise.

So many things about Bliss remind me of things that I thought when I was 16, like she is. Of course, my mom didn’t make me enter beauty pageants, but I felt pretty alienated from my suburban high school. The escape I found in taking the bus to Uptown where all the cool stores were, Bliss finds in Derby. The love I felt for my lime green polyester bowling shirt, Bliss feels for her Stryper (80s Christian rock band) tee shirt. And I get the feelings behind this statement: “I love wearing a real old shirt I found for chump change versus a forty dollar “vintage tee” that Abercrombie & Fitch sells. I mean, c’mon. If you bought it at the mall, it’s not vintage. And that’s not snobbery. That’s just a fact.” Word, sister.

Cross does a great job with the first person narrative. Bliss is snarky and hilarious and pretty frank about herself, her successes and her shortcomings. The storyline isn’t breaking any new ground, but it’s completely adorable nonetheless. And I love **SPOILER ALERT** that when Oliver, her bass playing boyfriend, cheats on her, she doesn’t get back together with him. **END SPOILER ALERT** Plus, who doesn’t love roller derby? More of that for everyone, I say.


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Comments

One of my best friends made a detour in her life recently: she now manages a roller derby team. She gets a cool name too, even as just the manager: The Jillenium Falcon.

I went to one of their bouts and it was awesome; wall-to-wall lesbians, alternative lifestyles and good times. I am not cool, a lesbian or hep to the counter-culture scene, but I was almost talked into joining them. Too bad that one young lady smashed into a wall and broke her wrist, as I then totally chickened out.

Have always meant to rent Whip It. Now I think I'll read the book instead.

Posted by: malechai at January 18, 2011 9:52 AM

I never knew that Whip It was based on a book. I'll have to check this out. The movie was pretty mediocre but as I'm involved in derby myself I have a soft spot for it. I have to agree it was cute if not a bit oversimplified.

Posted by: Paultera at January 18, 2011 9:58 AM

I'm not a lesbian or counter culture chick or even a chick so I guess the whole Roller Derby experience will pass me by...however. I have thought of some roller derby names that will allow me to live vicariously through the couter culture lesbian babes of Pajiba:

Medusa Lautrek, Sissy Spacewreck, Veruca Assault, Full Metal Jackie, Harpy Killmore...

Posted by: InfluentialInfluenza at January 18, 2011 10:24 AM

I start roller derby in February, but only in the rec league to have a go. I may never make it to an actual bout, but I've been going to watch recently and it just looked like fun. I liked Whip It, though I haven't read the book, or possibly didn't even know it was a book until now. I might pick it up. Going in Circles by Pamela Ribon was good though, also about derby.

Posted by: Carrie at January 18, 2011 10:27 AM

InfluentialInfluenza,

There actually is a girl in our league named Varuca Assault.

You don't have to be a girl to enjoy Derby. There's plenty of room for guys as refs, coaches etc. and it's fun as hell. There are also Men's roller derby leagues in existence too.

Posted by: Paultera at January 18, 2011 10:35 AM

My Derby name is Fite Owl.
I will talon your eyes out. Bitches.

On sunday I completed my 25 laps in 5 minutes.

Roller Derby is the most fun I've ever had at anything ever and I'm actually pretty fucking good at it.

Yes, alternative lifestyles, tattoos, piercing, lesbians, bisexuals, straight girls, we're all in there smashing one another into walls and racing around the track like fucking maniacs. And at the end of it, we're hugging and laughing about how hilarious it was when we all elbowed each other in the nose or how high one of us bounced when she fell funny.

Or how far you can skid on your knee pads when you're coming down from TWENTY FIVE LAPS IN FIVE MINUTES AT THE END OF A 2 AND A HALF HOUR PRACTICE ALSO WITH A COLD AND ALSO WHILE SERIOUSLY PMS'ING.

I have this to read on my book shelf. It just ROCKETED (clever because my team is the Dolly Rockit Rollers. We have a wikipedia page. We're legit as all hell) to the top place.

Also InfluentialInfluenza, you dont have to be a tattooed, pierced alt lesbian to Derby it up =) We have 40+year old mums of five who just come along because it's their most enjoyable way to keep fit. No one expects you to want to join the team and beat other women with your skates(that would totally be a penalty anyway) but its so awesome.

Posted by: Nadine at January 18, 2011 11:22 AM

Adding this to my 'to read' shelf on goodreads.com. thanks!

Posted by: mswas at January 18, 2011 11:56 AM

Pamela Ribon (of pamie.com) wrote a really great semi-autobiographical book about derby, called Going in Circles. She's a derby girl herself, and her blog is always full of stories about how she's gotten hurt and how much she still loves the sport despite the bruises and broken bones.

Posted by: badkittyuno at January 18, 2011 12:06 PM

Holy crap, was there a sale on commas? They don't actually have an expiration date, you can just save 'em up.

Posted by: ponch at January 18, 2011 12:44 PM

I don't think that was necessary.

Posted by: The comma police at January 18, 2011 12:53 PM

I was kinda bummed with the book, but then I realized I really wasn't their target audience (since I'm not a young adult anymore and can read things with more complex style and structure). It's a fun read, though.

Another great derby book (non fiction) is Down & Derby: The Insider's Guide to Roller Derby. I highly recommend for any derby fan.

Not everyone knows this, but derby names are very unique. There's an international registry you have to submit your name to and all (http://www.twoevils.org/rollergirls/). It's why I'm known to my team as Anacringe Skywalker and not Darth HateHer, which was too similar to Darth Hater.

If there are more Pajiba roller girls than just Nadine and Blake, why haven't y'all friended me on Facebook yet?! I need more people to talk derby to before my boyfriend has his ears surgically removed.

Posted by: Quorren at January 18, 2011 1:44 PM

I knew nothing about Derby for years, and now I have a bunch of friends that do/did it. One of them only gave it up when she got pregnant, and then had to think long and hard before she did. She's pretty hardcore (and an ER nurse, so she knows pain). Haven't seen the movie yet - is it on Netflix Instant? It's all I have left.

Posted by: Captain Tuttle at January 18, 2011 4:05 PM

Quorren's comment makes me think - I'm beyond the target age for YA literature, and yet, some of my favorite books are and continue to be YA books. Am I a goob?

Posted by: Amanda6 at January 18, 2011 6:03 PM

I haven't read the book, but absolutely loved the movie. I'm old enough that I remember the glory days of RD back in the 70's, (80's?) and watched it on TV. Never got to a match, but the movie makes me want to.

Also, Check out "Kansas City Bomber", from 1972, wherein Raquel Welch her own self does some Roller Derby. Yeah, I know, but she was actually pretty good!

-Ralphie

Posted by: Ralphie at January 18, 2011 6:37 PM

If you're a goob, I'm a goob. I love me some YA fiction. There some awesome stuff out there, and I've probably missed loads. Ain't nothing wrong with it at all.

Posted by: Carrie at January 18, 2011 6:48 PM

Amanda 6 and Carrie, speaking of YA books, have either of you read The Book Thief?

Posted by: mswas at January 18, 2011 7:11 PM

I have, although I didn't know it was YA (I'm not sure it was listed as such here). Loved it. And was heartbroken by it.

Posted by: Carrie at January 19, 2011 2:25 AM

Quorren!! Who do you have added on facebook out of all the Jibans?! Find me B! I need to talk Derby too, my poor boyfriend is nearing the end of his tether!

FIND ME! Unlike most Jibans I go by my real name on here and a fake name on FB so my FB name contains Nadine then a bunch of crap. It'll stand out, I sweat to Godtopus. Also just ask folks, they'll point you at me.
ADDDD MEEEEEEEEE DERBYDERBYDERBY

Posted by: Nadine at January 19, 2011 6:53 AM

Oh wait Quorren. Never mind. HA! I need that list with everyone's Pajiba name and real name. Ignore me

Posted by: Nadine at January 19, 2011 9:10 AM

have either of you read The Book Thief?

I haven't, but now I must!

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