Why I Drink, 'Rush Hour' Television Series Edition
There is going to be a Rush Hour television series.
CBS has picked up the show as a midseason replacement for the 2015-2016 television season, which is the best tastefully minded individuals could hope for, for two reasons. First, given that the various CSI’s and NCIS’s are eternal and undying spawn of Cthulhu, there is very little chance of a show being cancelled to make room for this. Second, it gives us another six months to pray for the sun to suddenly expand and consume the entire solar system in an orgy of cleansing fire.
Oh, here’s a trailer. It’s as bad as you think it is.
HA! IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE ONE GUY’S BLACK AND THE OTHER ONE’S ASIAN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brett Ratner has insisted that the television show does not in any way preclude Rush Hour 4 being made, saying: “we’re always talking about it. We’ve just got to find the time between Chris Tucker, myself and Jackie.” He said so when doing press about a documentary episode about the brain that he is working on for the National Geographic Channel. I assume the announcement about Michael Bay taking over the next season of Cosmos is just waiting for the right time in the news cycle.
We reached out to Olivia Munn for comment, but only received this picture in response:
(source: SlashFilm)
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