Never Forget: Emile Hirsch Is Still a Giant Dirtbag

David Simon, the creator of arguably the most critically well-received television series of all time, has been suspended from Twitter. David Simon gives no fucks about it, either. (David Simon)

Jameela Jamil, who we know and love from The Good Place, is unhappy about Quentin Tarantino’s decision to cast Emile Hirsch onto his Manson film, and for obvious fucking reasons:

After watching that trailer for Bad Times at the El Royale, I am 100 percent fucking here for Chris Hemsworth, villain. Sexy, shirtless, menacing villain. (Lainey)

It’s so weird that Wilmer Valderrama told Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore’s virginity. It’s even weirder because it was a lie, so says Mandy Moore. (Celebitchy)

A drug-free home birth with a midwife and a doctor, I’m cool with! Veganism! Yeah, alright! But anti-vaccination? OK, shove off. Now you’re endangering others. (Dlisted)

This Anna Kendrick dress is just more evidence of the Pitch Perfect curse. (GFY)

Alia Shawkat talks about what she wishes she had said during that NYTimes Arrested Development interview. (The Mary Sue)

In case you missed it, Philadelphia Eagles safety Malcolm Jenkins responded to questions about the Eagles being disinvited to the White House with cue cards providing answers to the questions that SHOULD have been asked. (Very Smart Brothas)

The Kick-Ass movies were balls-out, but they never really made that much of a splash at the box office, so Matthew Miller is rebooting them. Maybe they were ahead of their time, and maybe they’ll be better received in a post Deadpool world? Or maybe they’re completely unnecessary. (/Film)

Didn’t we live the year of Elizabeth Debicki already? Either way, I’m ready for another year of Debicki. She is a goddamn goddess. (FSR)

If you’re wondering what Hayden Christensen is up to these days …

Happy Friday, folks. Enjoy your weekend.