'White People Who Haven't Seen Each Other in a While Greeting Each Other' Is An Amazing Twitter Thread

Is it possible to marry a Twitter thread? Asking for a friend. A friend who is me.

Thanks, Twitter user lilsoftkisses, now I have to buy an engagement ring for your damn Twitter thread.

white people who haven’t seen eachother in awhile greeting eachother >>>

— :’) (@lilsoftkisses) June 13, 2018

Ted? Ted??? You wild, god forsaken, unholy, foul, disease crawling son of a bitch! Haha, how the heck are ya??

— Benji Armstrong (@BENJILLUMINATI) June 14, 2018

Rodney?…you Angel of darkness…you deserve a kick in the nuts…is that really you? 😂

— Emmanuel Gordon (@emmatainment) June 14, 2018

shannon?? is that you shannon?? well slap me with a pickle & call me tanner how the fuck have you been ya ol jackass???

— you the smaller version, you the baby sneaker (@haram_bae) June 14, 2018

Carol? Well I'll fuck a horse and have a hybrid, it IS you, sugar!!! How ya doin?!??!

— Lil' Mophead (@itssunshin3) June 14, 2018

Pete?? Pistol Pete?? Well I’ll gaht’damned! I haven’t seen you since the cow jumped over the moon! What’s an ol low life, bag of dog shit like you been up to these days??

— She/Her/Me (@NoBagsLady) June 15, 2018

Fu.. Fucken ell is that you steven.. avent seen you since… well you slept with my wife stole my entire livelyhood and got me kicked out my own house! aha blady ell how ya doing ya rust bucket still kickin it with my mrs, well Ex MRs *both point at eachother smiling* AHH *hugs*

— George Walker 🌐 (@imma_sociopath) June 14, 2018

REBBECA ?.. Big Round Becky from weight dodgers.. is that really you or is my cataract playing up again? Oh my giddy gard!! Well rip my pubes and feed me grapes it is you.. So how is life treating u, u gay skinny shaved bird?…

— NatWest💋 (@nattywest) June 14, 2018

Golly gee wilikers , Big mike ? Michael rudolf? Beer Pong king class 88
that you? You dirty bastard you get over here it’s Been years you Sum-Ma-Bitch you pic.twitter.com/OR3VTgduRZ

— TY🦁LION (@TySimbaLion) June 14, 2018

Larry?! Larrry?! Is that you Larry well wait a good ol root o toot second you move faster then a jack rabbit running from a coyote. How’s it going buddy?!

— YAM$ (@crybbyyams) June 14, 2018

Debra??! Is that you Debra?! Well flip me over and call me Flapjacks I can’t believe it’s you oh it’s been ages

— blue (@CountOnRodney) June 14, 2018

Dan? DANNY? Slap my pony and make that saucy boi dance on my balls, how the heck have you been you ball licker, 4-wheel humper, you!

— Jewel (@NoJimboNoYay) June 14, 2018

Julia?? JULIA A. STEWART IS THAT YOU??!Well flip my pancakes into burgers and call me IHOb, what in the hell have you done to America's favorite pancake joint pic.twitter.com/LZEOiFZ4Ww

— David Ramirez (@bigboyd14) June 15, 2018

Henry? Polyester prom suit Henry?! Well i’ll be more shocked than a duck on wheels in the middle of July! How the hell are ya?!

— 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕒 (@bychristucka) June 14, 2018