White Guy Checks White Guy's White Privilege in the Whitest Moment in all White Time
A bystander in the white part of Brooklyn captured a white jogger go ballistic on a white guy who accidentally pushed a stroller with a white baby into him in the whitest confrontation in the history of all white kind today.
“You push your stroller into people,” the white jogger whitely yelled. “Your (white) baby could get hurt … You’re new in this neighborhood. I’ve been in this neighborhood. The only reason white people like you are living here is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you,” the white man said with no trace of irony, while in the presence of a black police officer who must have been thinking that these white people are crazy.
“You’re a sick f*ck,” the white jogger yells at a white woman who inserts herself into the white conversation. “White privilege! White privilege! You fucking white trash!” he screams at her, presumably seconds before the space-time continuum collapses in white shame.
via Vanity Fair
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