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Twitter Users Recount the Dumbest Ways They've Injured Themselves

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | April 5, 2023 |

By Petr Navovy | Social Media | April 5, 2023 |


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I turned 35 the other day, and while that did come with the typical pangs of existential dread and montage-worthy reflection, I also realised that I’d made it to 35 without ever having sustained any particularly bad injury, and I counted myself quite lucky for escaping that—so far! I mean, yes of course, I’ve had my fair share of bruises, sprains, cuts, burns, and knocks, but nothing that’s ever required hospitalisation. Twitter had this topic on its mind recently, when users responded to a prompt asking them to recount the dumbest ways they’d ever seriously injured themselves, and, honestly, reading some of these, I’ve counted myself even more lucky: