By Petr Navovy | Social Media | August 3, 2020 |
By Petr Navovy | Social Media | August 3, 2020 |
This one goes out to my good friends Roxana Hadadi and Emily Chambers.
I'd like to propose a new term that's like, the opposite of 'cleans up well' and I'm calling it 'grimes up good'.
— Aos Sí (@MaxEMcMorrow) August 1, 2020
the epitome of this concept is Henry Cavill, who has all the sexuality of a lawful good water biscuit in a suit but could turn a nation if you grease him up a lil pic.twitter.com/HPFFhDFh4D
Submitted for your approval: pic.twitter.com/5GKNzyhBS1
— Allison Moon 🌙 (@HeyAllieMoon) August 2, 2020
Ahem pic.twitter.com/co5sEHFSKI
— VP Anderson is Staying Inside (@VeePAnderson) August 2, 2020
Is this one? pic.twitter.com/VyeVKokELy
— Katie Adams (@KatieHAdams) August 2, 2020
Chris Evans in Snowpiercer pic.twitter.com/AweHjWNINE
— Theozilla (@Theozilla01) August 2, 2020
#grimesupgood pic.twitter.com/S9iix06IRe
— goldbergiaCEO (@goldbergiaCEO) August 2, 2020
Idris Elba is always beautiful, but when he's slightly raggedy in Ragnarok, that's the hottest he's been to me personally. pic.twitter.com/j1GCEKnXtR
— smorf (@warriorsmurf) August 2, 2020
Kristen Stewart has always been this for me pic.twitter.com/sZCrNeteFI
— E.K. Reisinger 📚💠(@EKReisinger) August 2, 2020
Chiwetel Ejiofor in Maleficent 2 made me feel things pic.twitter.com/Jwd9xdvpI7
— BoxyFrown (@missboxyfrown) August 2, 2020
I feel there is an entry level limit for water biscuitness or Chris Pine has it backwards. what am I doing wrong? pic.twitter.com/3ar99nQuC5
— Jess (@fink_jess) August 2, 2020
Here’s my contribution. Alexander as Uhtred is just….😠pic.twitter.com/HwQkGlYOFn
— ð’œð“ƒð‘”ð‘’ð“ð’¾ð“†ð“Šð‘’ ミ☆ (@thatwitchymama) August 2, 2020
Janelle Monae grits up great. pic.twitter.com/yo9PFWfkjS
— Greg in 😷 or Greg @ Home | BLM (@plusgreg) August 2, 2020
Lakeith Stanfield dirts up dreamy. pic.twitter.com/7TF8zZI0gP
— Greg in 😷 or Greg @ Home | BLM (@plusgreg) August 2, 2020
I mean Dwight Howard in a suit is fire but Dwight Howard in a track suit?! Come on! Ok, fine, I’m cheating. This man is ridiculously hot either way. I was just using this as an excuse to post pics of him. I love the ‘grimes up good’ contribution to the world of words though. pic.twitter.com/dO0dqq3Yde
— Kasie West (@KasieWest) August 2, 2020
Yes. TBH he's not my favorite but I was really impressed by how much hotter he is now. pic.twitter.com/9Vta2euNeF
— 🧙â€â™€ï¸ BLM! Liz Wants To Eat The Rich ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆâ™¿ï¸ðŸ’œ (@theliz13) August 2, 2020
— Dan Kurtz (@HeyDanKurtz) August 2, 2020
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau anyone? pic.twitter.com/dfMk5jmwsw
— Nunthius🦠(@Nunthius) August 2, 2020
— Sheila Massie (@writersmassie) August 2, 2020
May I present Mr Hiddleston…. pic.twitter.com/sEEc1NrqiS
— Pollyonymous 🇳🇿 (@PositiveDevian1) August 2, 2020
Can't believe I didn't think of Toby Stephens. But if we're going with Black Sails can't forget Clara Paget. pic.twitter.com/H5XpIFK5TN
— nottwick (@nottwick) August 2, 2020
May I offer a female option to this list: Katheryn Winnick pic.twitter.com/8WREw5OLx5
— HQ Trash Can (@Roomofangel) August 2, 2020
I mean, both are hot, but still pic.twitter.com/VxFUwfritS
— Maeve Marsden (@maevemarsden) August 2, 2020
Domhnall Gleeson pic.twitter.com/XBff9Qvtxu
— MsModernity (@MsModernity) August 2, 2020
I’ve already talked about her once today so it’s right there. Natalie Dormer pic.twitter.com/th4XpnSidY
— i’m not actually an award-winning grandpa (@sonjastyle) August 2, 2020
i’m not seeing enough appreciation for Maria Avgeropoulos aka Octavia from the 100 in this thread pic.twitter.com/ixk1dnOptJ
— madi 🤠(@omgdudexx) August 2, 2020
If I may introduce Anthony Montgomery to this discussion. Cleaned up, he’s the cute high school teacher. Loves his mom, goes to church, helps old ladies cross the street. But with some adjustments… pic.twitter.com/m0W2RaEhSG
— Roaring Mice (@GarrAarghHrumph) August 2, 2020
Keira Knightely dressed as an unwashed pirate in the PotC sequels definitely contributed to my lesbian awakening pic.twitter.com/WFPXsZNTJ6
— Tessa Fisher (@spacermase) August 2, 2020
how has no one mentioned daniel dae kim pic.twitter.com/GRipdc9DOV
— maggie (@maggiee_manuel) August 3, 2020
Naomie Harris is sweet and adorable….but as Tia Dalma!!!! pic.twitter.com/vpzgr94LyO
— 💧 Melted Stella 💧😷🌹🇬🇧♥ï¸ðŸ‡ªðŸ‡º (@IceStella77) August 2, 2020
Ok I’ll play just because of the lack of diversity in this thread. Black and white do not diversity make!🙃
— Brindisi (@brindisi) August 2, 2020
My submission is Chow Yun-Fat.
Best known in the western world for roles in Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End and #CrouchingTiger, Hidden Dragon. #PotC pic.twitter.com/itnKjz4RZd
I cannot believe no one has put forth the ORGINAL “grimes up good” king pic.twitter.com/rximtgIKUw
— lil harlotte (@LadyIsAVamp__) August 2, 2020
Yes! I'd like to add Mickey Sumner to this amazing list. pic.twitter.com/R7sDqztqup
— デイナ 😷 雪姫 (@Dana_Marq) August 2, 2020
May I offer a James Norrington to the list? pic.twitter.com/qGRgH05XZO
— Bloodsail-Memoir (@BloodsailKraken) August 2, 2020
Shout out for William Jackson Harper.. pic.twitter.com/jXZ9DCTICV
— It's a midlife Tayto (@ickle_tayto) August 2, 2020
Submitting early Donald Sutherland for your consideration - scary school teacher vibes. Much better grimed up. pic.twitter.com/Y9t5S36CPC
— Polly Allen (@misspallen) August 2, 2020
I would like to add Oded Fehr to this thread pic.twitter.com/GsoPtTvtWt
— ZScarlett #acnh (@RandomCoreAC) August 2, 2020
No one said Ripley? pic.twitter.com/XBpfvNeTWJ
— Riley (@therilesyouknow) August 3, 2020
Michael K. Williams basically owns this space. pic.twitter.com/XeSZrtey8E
— Kate (@blackvelvetini) August 2, 2020
I’ve lost all chill; this is too much dumb fun. I’ll add @NovakKayvan : pic.twitter.com/ntlbBUjEA8
— Angela Smail (@MsAngelaSmail) August 2, 2020
Not a single Mads Mikkelsen?????? 😳 pic.twitter.com/d0WWxrRfcf
— 💫 chlo chlo 💫 (@saltypeppy) August 2, 2020
I propose Charlize Theron, who is of course a lovely woman in all respects but becomes TRANSCENDENTALLY HOT in such roles as Mad Max: Fury Road. pic.twitter.com/XpSX8SbUWi
— Serafina (@crippleperks) August 2, 2020
Ok, this theory seems to have a point pic.twitter.com/GEFVTtfUVy
— Jess (@fink_jess) August 2, 2020
I mean he still looks good but I prefer when it looks like he hasn’t seen soap in years pic.twitter.com/EhG9L9uoO1
— Sabrina is making racists uncomfy (@sablud50) August 2, 2020
Yes! Add in Michael Sheen as an inexplicably hot werewolf in the UNDERWORLD movies. pic.twitter.com/iDOC4pk4Us
— Sharon Knolle (@sknolle) August 2, 2020
— Aimee Harris (@aimz1108) August 2, 2020
Just hear me out… pic.twitter.com/CetyCM8AJG
— ðŸerikaðŸ (@pleathsir) August 2, 2020
Tom Mison absolutely exemplifies this pic.twitter.com/QobgiMdIAz
— Larissa Says Wear A Mask (@purlgurly) August 2, 2020
Is it wrong I instantly thought of Rowan Atkinson and this iteration of Blackadder? pic.twitter.com/es02VY5xhT
— OneBigPear (@OneBigPear) August 2, 2020
Charlie Hunnam 💕 still cute clean but HOT as Jax Teller pic.twitter.com/PDXmPRzi5C
— 🦋 Alyssa Sanfilippo 🦋 (@AlyssaSanfilip1) August 2, 2020
The lack of melanin in this thread smh pic.twitter.com/JXOYQqBUIA
— Mumbie Wan Kenobi 🇸🇱 ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆðŸ˜· (@trombonejones) August 2, 2020
— Mumbie Wan Kenobi 🇸🇱 ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆðŸ˜· (@trombonejones) August 2, 2020
— Mumbie Wan Kenobi 🇸🇱 ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆðŸ˜· (@trombonejones) August 2, 2020
— Mumbie Wan Kenobi 🇸🇱 ðŸ³ï¸â€ðŸŒˆðŸ˜· (@trombonejones) August 2, 2020
Many, many good points made. But obviously there is only one true king:
Thank you, I needed that term to verbalize what I've been feeling for the last 17 years. pic.twitter.com/oMtArH5Hl9
— EstherCW (@EstherCW) August 1, 2020
Or, well, two:
Toshiro Mifune in basically anything. pic.twitter.com/nHq0cnxqJt
— Avinash Kunnath (@avinashkunnath) August 2, 2020
TOSHIRŌ MIFUNE in Drunken Angel (1948) dir. Akira Kurosawa pic.twitter.com/HtNYJBNtxc
— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) July 31, 2020
Random thoughts but I live for full beard Toshiro Mifune when he shoots Red Beard pic.twitter.com/0vR294mKZK
— * ð–‘ð–ŠÌ²ð–̲ , (@OULAMORTS) July 30, 2020