Really, Tom Hanks? Really?
Lauren! I found your Student ID in the park. If you still need it my office will get to you. Hanx. pic.twitter.com/Ee9kK4V4qf— Tom Hanks (@tomhanks) October 6, 2015
Oh, really? Your “office” will get it to her? Are you lording the fact that you have an “office” over the rest of us plebes? What is your office going to do, Tom? Drive her ID over to her in a limousine with flowers and free tickets to your next movie, Bridge of Spies, which I hear isn’t even that great (it’s only “pretty” great, according to that one review I read).
And by the way, Tom, how do you think this woman is going to feel now that her photo has been retweeted around the entire Internet? You think because you covered up her last name that you’re protecting her? How many women named Lauren go to Fordham and look just like her? THINK, Tom. THINK.
That poor woman is probably embarrassed enough that she lost her ID, and now you’re advertising to everyone that she can’t keep track of her belongings Stuff just falls out of our pockets sometimes, Tom. You don’t have to shame her for it.
You know what else, Tom? You could’ve just left it in the lost-and-found like a normal non-celebrity person.
God, what an asshole.