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The Internet Has Discovered Ted Cruz's 'Adventure Time' Doppelganger

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | February 26, 2016 |

By Kristy Puchko | Social Media | February 26, 2016 |

While you were watching the absolute shit show that was the Republican debate last night, I fell down an interweb rabbit hole that’s made me see candidate Ted Cruz in a way I will never unsee.

Ever notice the Junior Senator from Texas looks just like the villainous, shrieking Lemongrab from Adventure Time?







Lemongrab is a whining, self-righteous creep and a dictactor who deems most things “Unacceptable” in his kingdom, hates everyone who isn’t like him, and blames everyone else (but especially Princess Bubblegum) for the problems in his land. He’s obnoxious, hateful and out of his damn mind. He also looks and sometimes sounds a lot like Ted Cruz.

I was tipped to this Twinsies status by a friend. But the internet has been hip to it for a bit, from Imgur to Twitter:

Try to look at Cruz without imagining this unhinged Lemon man.

I dare you.

Kristy Puchko f*cking dares you.