Good morning everyone.
Oh, what? You don’t know? It’s quite simple, really:
Listen: a few years ago, one of our MPs over here in Britain, Ed Balls, tweeted this:
As a result, every April 28th the nation now celebrates Ed Balls day.
The Tweet was obviously an accident on Mr. Balls’ part, but it was nevertheless a pretty ridiculous thing to post on the social media site. Personally I’d considered it the most ridiculous thing a politician has ever Tweeted, despite that basically being a concise summary of Donald Trump’s presidency. Well I guess Trump sat up and took notice of his place in my Ridiculous Twitter pecking order and as a result he got jealous, because last night, shortly after midnight in Washington, he tweeted this:
The Tweet has since been deleted, but you better believe that Twitter has—like a child running around with a hoop-on-a-stick, laughing and playing in the shadow of a blossoming mushroom cloud—been having fun with it:
what makes me saddest is that I know I'll never write anything funnier than #covfefe— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 31, 2017
It's been 22 minutes. I think he meant covfefe.— Zach Braff (@zachbraff) May 31, 2017
Wakes up.— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) May 31, 2017
📈 Lookups fo…
Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.
And I’m sorry to do this, but at the end, two sobering thoughts: