Wouldn’t it be nice if 2020 was over? Or at least November and the Presidential election that promises to push me into surrounded myself with puppies, blankets, and booze was over? Dreaming is fun.
Speaking of dreaming and horrible things, Redditor u/Nox2019 asked, “If you could singlehandedly choose ANYONE (alive, dead, or fictional character) to be the next President of the United States, who would you choose and why?” My answer is not important, but my reasoning is ANYONE BUT TR*MP. Does Black Phillip have some good ideas about strengthening our infrastructure while moving into a more affordable and less horrible healthcare system? YOU HAVE MY VOTE. LIVE DELICIOUSLY 2020.
Does Honey Badger give a f*ck about raising the minimum wage to keep up with inflation while also protecting our Social Security, USPS, and beefing up our schools? LOOK AT HIM. HE’S F*CKING CRAZY 2020.
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