Mike usually writes up Kaitlin “Poop Pants Gun Lover” Bennett, but today? Well, today she made the mistake of visiting one of the great (party) schools in Ohio: Ohio University (not to be confused with THE Ohio State University).
Usually, McPoopypants has to beg, plead, ambush, and probably offer free sandwiches or candy to get college students to waste their time listening to her lame attempts to bait them into an argument. Not at OU, kids. At OU, they lined up to talk to Poopy Tudstockings, even gathering around her to chant words of encouragement.
I do want to make it VERY CLEAR that I do not agree with the drinks thrown on Bennett and anyone with her, as that’s just not cool. However, protest is healthy and if the students don’t want this person - who I assume still goes to college? has a job? Bueller? - on their campus, disrupting their day, then they have the right to berate her until security removes her from the campus. Which is exactly what happened.
LOL I LOVE OHIO UNIVERSITY THEY ARENT STANDING FOR ANY BULLSHIT https://t.co/8QS7WX74l2— Original Man (@FirstHomosapien) February 17, 2020
Kaitlin Bennett comes to OU. pic.twitter.com/dbWfMdfnR6— Olivia Russell (@oliviaarussell) February 17, 2020
This gives me enough hope to tide me over until at LEAST 9 am tomorrow. What’s the last thing that gave you that much hope for the future?
History was made today on Ohio University’s campus pic.twitter.com/zX3T949eMw— kel (@kellybean_419) February 17, 2020
Breakin news! Athens got a lovely surprise visit from the sweet little Kaitlin Bennett today😊 here’s some premium footage of security leading her off campus #GunGirl #KentFindaToilet #OhioUniversity pic.twitter.com/2LYS6wOscY— Kev (@K3ViNMCMC) February 17, 2020
this guy playing the drums to drone kaitlin bennett out is my hero pic.twitter.com/p8jc9MlBwn— arianna ◡̈ (@styIesradiance) February 12, 2020
she knew what she was doing when she came to OU and as much as i loved hearing people chant “shit your pants,” she got exactly what she was looking for /: the only way to make this girl disappear is to completely ignore her existence— serenity (@serrenityyy) February 17, 2020
OK, yes. Fine. There are definitely conservative sites reporting violent liberals ran Pooper Mormon Hair off the campus, but listen: it’s worth it just this once for the idiocy we saw this day.
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