By Petr Navovy | Social Media | July 26, 2023
I haven't gotten around to seeing Barbie or Oppenheimer yet, but what an interesting moment cinema it is, that in defiance of the 'sequels and comic book movies are the only thing audiences will turn out for' brigade, audiences have been descending on cinemas in droves--and all that taking place against the background of some of the most significant strike action in a very long time (unconditional solidarity with the strikers this time and always!).
My levels of respective excitement for the two films have been on trajectories that appear almost as mirror images of each other. When I first heard there was going to be a Barbie movie, my instincts bounced so far in the dismissive direction that they sailed straight through and I ended up in 'Okay, I'm curious--it's Gerwig, and it really looks like a passion project, so they must be planning something truly special' territory. Since its release, however, having now heard a few opinions that seemed to confirm some of my apprehensions about the film, my curiosity has died down a fair bit. Oppenheimer, on the other hand, has gone the exact opposite direction! I'm not the biggest Nolan fan--though I love Memento, Insomnia, and Dunkirk, and I acknowledge how important a figure he is in the industry, especially in the face of some powerful and prevalent anti-art tendencies--but after hearing so much glowing praise for his newest film, I couldn't help but think back to my piece ranking Nolan's films, and specifically this part I wrote about Dunkirk:
Nolan is a director often accused of being incapable of portraying the deeper, more nuanced sides of humanity. Dunkirk is a movie that gives the lie to that. It shows an empathetic maturity terminally lacking in movies that deal with war, and it does not shy away from complicated points of view.[...]
War is terrifying. Pointless. An antithesis to life. And the real success of Nolan's Dunkirk--quite apart from the breathtaking technical brilliance on display--is how he makes us feel this, deeply and keenly. As if we were right there with the soldiers on the ground, feeling the weight of the countless numbers of them, sacrificed over and over again down the years to mankind's folly, with no end in sight.
If Dunkirk is a sign of things to come, then bring on whatever Nolan has planned next.
Based on what I've been hearing from a lot of sources, Dunkirk was a sign of things to come.
But enough of the serious stuff--we're here to see some memes! The meme bounty in response to the phenomenon that is Barbenheimer has been rich indeed. Many of those I sailed right past as I would need to see the films first in order to understand them. Here, though, are just some of the finest Barbie and Oppenheimer memes I've picked up in my trawler net in recent days:
Are you saying there's a chance that when we buy that zoo, we destroy the world pic.twitter.com/FI5GWgCr8r
— Josh (@ScenePerfection) July 25, 2023
the us military: fuuuuuck.......what are we gonna do about, like, the war?
— dj crazy times (@slimerxt) July 25, 2023
oppie: pic.twitter.com/WdggP4PJv9
When you're on your 5th "damn, that's crazy" and they're still telling you about how they are become death pic.twitter.com/ZM2czsTZpQ
— Ben Crew (@BenjaminCrew1) July 25, 2023
This is how it felt doing math homework with your dad pic.twitter.com/BPYzriedYh
— Sydney🚀 (@CountVolpe) July 25, 2023
I don't know who made this but it's perfect pic.twitter.com/rh7cbTmrB0
— Alisha Grauso (@AlishaGrauso) July 25, 2023
She's everything. He's just Ken. pic.twitter.com/pTKAcseLuC
— Emily (@OtherPens) July 25, 2023
olivia wilde: https://t.co/vokq5rsHh2
— ashley ray is on vacay (@theashleyray) July 25, 2023
Steven Spielberg after inventing blockbusters pic.twitter.com/ZMsD31vwdj
— Sammy Fabelman (#1 Sofia Coppola fan) (@hankofjuly) July 25, 2023
oppenheimer: i am become death
— Snow Dan: The Return (@StolenDans) July 23, 2023
destroyer of
beastie boys, in unison: WORLDS
now i am become jeff, my name jeff pic.twitter.com/JjPoXOh3WE
— kinjiro (@brandonlepine) July 22, 2023
OPPENHEIMER has broken our Dion Waiters metrics. We are developing new Heat Check technologies to account for its extraordinary collection of dudes rocking with limited screen time.
— Sean Fennessey (@SeanFennessey) July 23, 2023
OPPENHEIMER (2023) pic.twitter.com/85Lx9MjKQn
— Seinfeld Current Day (@Seinfeld2000) July 23, 2023
barbenheimer is all fun and games until the inevitable unfunny jokes at the oscars
— esme (@killbiill) July 23, 2023
Barbie (2023) pic.twitter.com/n8B99sJ9jw
— Emily Ward (@omgitsemilyward) July 23, 2023
Akira poster, but make it Barbie! pic.twitter.com/2eiRkBwdRZ
— Joana Fraga (@jojo_fraga) July 23, 2023
at one point in 'oppenheimer', josh peck makes this exact face and it almost took me out of the movie pic.twitter.com/61iOoxzEYd
— a (@thisisnotahmad) July 23, 2023
Caveman Oppenheimer having an existential crisis after inventing a sharp stick
— Cant stop putting bionicle pieces in my mouth (@doulbedoink) July 23, 2023
This Barbie is an ancient Slavic witch pic.twitter.com/6v8Y6z19cl
— Nickeldoodle (🔜 GEN CON) (@nickeldoodle) July 23, 2023
a girl at the cinema didn't wear pink for barbie and I saw them take her out back and heard gunshots
— Luc (@ellkay_) July 23, 2023
you're living in it, baby https://t.co/ARQ4eV4RS0
— 🌴🌤️🌺 Miley 🐠🦉🦂 (@youwouldntpost) July 25, 2023
when an atom bombcel says something hydrogen bombphobic so you gotta hit 'em with that teller stare pic.twitter.com/Y3HeX9pKNX
— cleo (@cleoofffilm) July 25, 2023
oppenheimer: i feel bad about making the bomb :(
— Marcus Finch (@ocmd73) July 24, 2023
truman:pic.twitter.com/QhD080bhIl https://t.co/YYy9jduRJ1
oppenheimer if he invented something fun like a beyblade or a trampoline pic.twitter.com/e4ccd1rEUX
— kira 👾 (@kirawontmiss) July 24, 2023
"oppenheimer" gave the people what they want: receded hairline representation pic.twitter.com/RmOZ9YpXOI
— Snow Dan: The Return (@StolenDans) July 24, 2023
https://t.co/GxzYcxJ2oQ pic.twitter.com/ZPGCjMQSwQ
— DÁVE (@Tagard_McStone) July 24, 2023
The Barbie movie is making my life annoying in ways I did not foresee pic.twitter.com/pmCjadq74m
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) July 26, 2023
An Oppenheimer thing that was very true to life is a brilliant theoretical physicist being like "I'm not very good at math," they love saying stuff like that
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) July 25, 2023